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Transition [NSFW] by dafunkmastain pics

[–]yossarian 4 points5 points ago

Because humans don't have x-ray vision and therefore we don't see that, we see the nice looking legs instead.

The fire suppression accidentally went off and submerged planes in foam. by [deleted]in pics

[–]yossarian 1 point2 points ago

You are completely correct. When looked at in any kind of sensible way a fire is definitely worse. I was just thinking that likely if I were a member of that crew cleaning the planes I probably would have remarked at some point about how I wish there had been a fire so we didn't have to clean these goddamn planes.

The fire suppression accidentally went off and submerged planes in foam. by [deleted]in pics

[–]yossarian 3 points4 points ago*

For a member of the ground crew a fire is probably better in some ways: Foam corroding plane parts = hours of painstaking work to get them back in order. Fire destroying the planes completely = new planes.

(Though it's entirely possible the necessary inspections for new planes would be just as annoying to perform as the cleaning required after the foam.)

FortressCraft website suffers DDoS attack on day of Minecraft 360 launch; Sawkins attacks Notch on twitter. by Rhundusin Games

[–]yossarian -1 points0 points ago*

If not people may as well just buy fortresscraft, it's a hell of a lot cheaper.

FortressCraft website suffers DDoS attack on day of Minecraft 360 launch; Sawkins attacks Notch on twitter. by Rhundusin Games

[–]yossarian 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. I don't see why people wouldn't still buy Fortresscraft. It's a virtually identical game and costs 240 MS points compared to Minecraft's 1600.

Most people aren't thinking about whether it's ethical or whatever when buying a game. If there's an easy way to get (nearly) the same thing for cheaper people will do it. If here was an [insert any popular game here] clone which was pretty much the same but 15% of the price, I think a lot of people would buy it, regardless of the availability of the original.

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Gag Reel is amazing (NSFW: language) by sexbobomb91in videos

[–]yossarian 73 points74 points ago

It's actually jamb.

It's a Subaru Legacy... it's fast. That's it. Insanely fast. by hamieliin videos

[–]yossarian 1 point2 points ago*

Would that work? Is it actually completely automated so that if someone types 120 mph into any comment it'll automatically reply with the conversion into km/h?

I guess I'll find out after posting this.

I want a laugh out loud funny book like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by marioIsDeadin books

[–]yossarian 0 points1 point ago

The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid also had me laughing out loud pretty often.

What's the most horrifying Wikipedia article you know of? by wontstoptalkingin AskReddit

[–]yossarian 1 point2 points ago

Have you tried, or considered trying Psilocybin Mushrooms or LSD?

Apparently they are quite effective: Half of cluster headache patients interviewed reported that Psilocybin or LSD aborted the attacks, and most reported extended remission periods.

How to put liquor in sealed water bottles for cruises and events!! by bradinphxin videos

[–]yossarian 0 points1 point ago

You're right it's not really any harder to use a pot than a kettle.

A kettle is quite a bit faster (and I believe more energy efficient), but I guess it's not really a huge difference. it's just the more convenient option.

How to put liquor in sealed water bottles for cruises and events!! by bradinphxin videos

[–]yossarian 0 points1 point ago

Well most people in the UK have them as you need boiling water to make tea and therefore it makes sense to have an electric kettle rather than boil water in a pan every day. I guess if you don't drink tea then it's not an essential.

That being said a kettle is also useful if you need some boiling water for pasta or whatever: You heat it up in the kettle and then pour the boiling water into a pan and put it onto the stove. That way you don't have to wait for it to heat up from cold on the stove, which takes much longer.

It's just generally pretty useful to have something that can boil water quickly, and an electric kettle isn't exactly expensive, so it's kind of odd to me that more Americans don't have them.

Can anyone help me out with a batch file to tell my computer to go into sleep mode in x minutes? by yossarianin techsupport

[–]yossarian[S] 1 point2 points ago

Ok thanks. editing the batch file itself is a solution that (for some reason) I hadn't thought of, but it's perfect for this as I'll only be using it occasionally anyway.

Thanks.

Can anyone help me out with a batch file to tell my computer to go into sleep mode in x minutes? by yossarianin techsupport

[–]yossarian[S] 0 points1 point ago

No worries. Maybe a batch file isn't the best way to do what I want. I just thought I'd try it out as it's the only type of "programming" I have any kind of experience with.

Thanks for the help.

Can anyone help me out with a batch file to tell my computer to go into sleep mode in x minutes? by yossarianin techsupport

[–]yossarian[S] 1 point2 points ago

I gave it a try, but it didn't seem to work, though I don't really know where to put it in the code or anything. So, it might be a solution, I just don't know how to implement it properly.

Where is the sample in this song from? by yossarianin tipofmytongue

[–]yossarian[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks.

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A skeleton crawled out of my closet and asked me to attend his wedding. The skeleton is a multiply-convicted sex offender and child rapist. He's also my brother. What do I do? by Tase_Me_Broin AskReddit

[–]yossarian 32 points33 points ago*

Wait, so the address of any sex offender is publicly available information? I understand the merits of people knowing if there's a sex offender living nearby, but doesn't making that information available also kind of facilitate "vigilante justice" type of things?

Does David Mitchell Have A Door Knob? by jetRinkin videos

[–]yossarian 132 points133 points ago

This shot was the best part.

Built My First Deck by thenesin skateboarding

[–]yossarian 1 point2 points ago

I've noticed quite a few people do that. I don't think it makes any physical difference as they're symmetrical, just some people prefer how it looks I guess.

The Enemy. by ChronicLegendin skateboarding

[–]yossarian 0 points1 point ago

65mm 78a wheels. What now pebbles?

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