Someone had a shitty day at my office....

HipsterHooray · 2012-05-26T06:16:53.125865+00:00

Wrong subreddit.

Skyohn · 2012-05-26T06:15:26.655973+00:00

Just you.

dentiteoz · 2012-05-25T21:30:40.715739+00:00

10 years and you don't know your wife's cycle?

devilmaydance · 2012-05-25T21:29:36.904762+00:00

Read Lajos Egri and gain clarity about what you think a 'premise' is. These aren't premises. These are closer to loglines.

dragonworthy · 2012-05-25T07:25:36.892154-07:00

Original photo is just the view.

Then someone shopped in the slide.

Now someone shopped in the bike.

theEolian · 2012-05-25T13:52:26.873285+00:00

This can work just fine. IIRC, a Ouija board was established in The Exorcist.

MarbleTyrant · 2012-05-25T13:04:22.401937+00:00

Still, he's just playing a video game. I'm sorry, but those stakes aren't high at all.

epicitous1 · 1 day

Neither The Grey nor The Avengers will even approach a Top 10 list of the best films of 2012.

epicitous1 · 1 day

Wait until after the credits.

clintonk · 1 day

I just realized that Daisy Buchanan was the original manic pixie dreamgirl.

I just realized you never read the book.

gerishlegacy · 1 day

You're paying way too much attention. Fuck.

Mystic_yet · 1 day

This looks like fucking shit. Christ, buy some goddamn Kinoflos at least. It's like they're lighting their 'films' with party lighting from Spencers. Also, a shitty rip-off of Halloween.

MarbleTyrant · 1 day

Beating a game doesn't sound like a very strong motivation, and therefore not suitable for a strong protagonist. I'll hold onto my money.

TheeFlipper · 1 day

You're a fucking idiot.

mahdic · 2 days

So tired of all these fan poster submissions.

tbonius_monk · 2 days

You just read crap.

tbonius_monk · 2 days

Fuck diehard fans. They can suck a dick. Films cannot be identical to the books. To counter, let's list a few good'uns.

Jaws
The Godfather
2001: A Space Odyssey
Blade Runner
A Scanner Darkly
A Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
Eyes Wide Shut
Vertigo
Lolita
The Killing
Dr. Strangelove

So many great ones.

mickeyphoenix · 2 days

There's an upcoming film about Linda Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried. There's a documentary called Inside Deep Throat. But beyond that, there is only Boogie Nights.

tbonius_monk · 2 days

That's a very stupid blanket statement.

Alexxandros · 2 days

Even though it predates them, I consider Yang Zhimou's Hero, House of Flying Daggers, and, to a lesser extent, The Curse of the Golden Flower to be superior films. Hero is by far the best. Blows Crouching Tiger's cinematography and fight choreography out of the water.

Alexxandros · 2 days

Yuen Woo-ping was responsible for the fight scenes.

welltheresAbacon · 3 days

Too bad it looks way too flashy for something as elegant as The Great Gatsby. But that's to be expected with Baz Luhrmann. The man doesn't know the meaning of visual subtlety.

G4M3F4C3 · 3 days

You also forgot Liberty City Stories for PSP (an entirely new game -- not just a port) and Vice City Stories for PSP. And Chinatown Wars for PSP (which is slightly different from the DS version.)

G4M3F4C3 · 3 days

It's not.

RobertF23 · 3 days

Wasn't that a Lifetime Original Movie? It can't possibly be amazing.

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