Does a praying mantis know it will get its head bitten off after sex?

kartytrak · 1 month

the caveat in my previous statement being humans such as Genie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child) as no one could ever ask her or other such hominids opinions on such a topic

kartytrak · 1 month

to be fair... mankind doesn't 'think' either. we simply agree that it's a facet of the human condition because we do individually (for the most part)

Hoodooz39 · 2 months

well the obvious caveat is that you, being the on on death's door in this situation, be the adult one and appreciate peoples efforts for what they are

Hoodooz39 · 2 months

i can get behind that. either way misguided or not she was prepared to do her damndest to usher you into some paradise where she was going after death because the thought of passing on without you was too much to bare.

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Hoodooz39 · 2 months

damn. straight. thats what i said. her love of this dying man crosses into the illogical. i think the most anyone could hope in their lives is to inspire such a deep and unreasonable need for their presence in someones life that they would be hailed in an 'afterlife' for generations immemoriam

Hoodooz39 · 2 months

his niece loves him. when i die, probably sooner than later, all i want is to know that ive made an impression enough on the people around me that they'll remember me and appreciate my shade for what i was to them. what more can anyone ask for?

i upvoted you btw because i agree, still my point stands

Hoodooz39 · 2 months

dude, okay, i can understand your indignation. i have a living will that states i am to die completely sober (including but not limited to unbearable pain, and godlessness) but this is her uncle! this is someone shes loved since before her critical self conscious had even developed. if she believes in gods (even though we know thats laughable) respect this: the fact that she will still love and care about him even though at least 6 feet of dirt separates them until the end of time.

love. everyone. no exceptions.

BobOdenkirk · 2 months

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BobOdenkirk · 2 months

MR SHOW IS THE SHIT AND YOU ARE MY HERO

hiccupstix · 2 months

lock these bastards up in a shit fortress is what they ought to do

hiccupstix · 2 months

SHIT CYCLONES BLOWIN ALL OVER THE COUNTRYSIDE

hiccupstix · 2 months

nah, with the election fraud going on in his favor it'll be Mitt for sure. the shadowy billionaires want their chosen shit puppet to be victorious, not santorum.

wisher75 · 2 months

how do you find an issue with that? im not entirely certain what your issue is since you havent really stated it anyway

wisher75 · 2 months

rich as in billions. not billions per year mind you per quarter. there are a fair number of the same shadowy tycoons who pull strings in politics that make billions every three months.

paris hilton im certain youve heard of her the media refuses to let her out of the limelight for very long at all. born to the hilton hotel family, more money than god's selfish churches, and what has she done for it? get born to the right people at the right time? fine, whatever. what does she do with it? whore around all over the world and have accountants hide her assets so she doesnt have to pay the taxes deemed necessary on her wealth by the congress of the republic.

wisher75 · 2 months

if you think doctors count as the rich in the united states someone has been giving you misinformation. they barely scrape on the surface of what an actual middle class would look like.

and the standard counterpoint to your argument is paris hilton.

wisher75 · 2 months

nonono, you've got me backwards. im saying why dont we tax oil execs who make more money than its possible to spend in a year rather than upping charges yet again on the backs of the peasant class

PolarTimeSD · 2 months

marry me?

haaaiEverybody · 2 months

The Burning Bed

wisher75 · 2 months

right? god forbid we tax the disgustingly wealthy to help the downtrodden and wage slaves in this nation. no, lets yet again try to fuck with the upward mobility in this nation and keep the serfs serfs.

somesonofabitch · 2 months

i know.. i hate myself for wanting the argument so bad but its WRONG. morality is subjective, religion is regional, but the truth is self existing and what she said is wrong.

and the part that kills me is 'yes honey lets undo the brainwashing this horrible awful professor and take you to a factual museum representing a factual history where dinosaurs and humans lived side by side in harmony'

aeroalex · 2 months

aww.... dammit beggars has a shuffleboard table too and it's one of my favorite places in lansing.

Gary_The_Oak · 2 months

yes, lets ruin EVERYTHING that used to make gangplank unique.

aeroalex · 2 months

hey, i know you said florida but is that picture by any chance in Beggars Banquet in East Lansing??????

elguercoterco · 2 months

aubrey plaza, will you marry me?

somesonofabitch

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