Japanese chef cooks and serves his genitals at Tokyo banquet.

RaphaeI · 2012-05-26T07:47:47.710151+00:00

The price was right. 100,000 yen is about 1255 USD. FFS.

ButchInWaukegan · 2012-05-26T05:46:10.112257+00:00

Ok so you're using it in the sense that Locke uses it, I'm using it colloquially. Why are we arguing? This is stupid.

Formaldehyde · 2012-05-26T05:01:39.026248+00:00

I think she also had about zero muscle tone. In a way it helped her, because she wasn't able to panic and make it worse, but she couldn't have done anything to help get herself back up once she started slipping out.

Also if she had any back muscles I don't think she'd end up squashed over like that.

But then, I know nothing.

Upliftmof0 · 2012-05-26T04:54:56.210811+00:00

Would have been better to show a guy rinse his hands then dry them on the dog.

Upliftmof0 · 2012-05-26T04:54:27.513076+00:00

Hetero guy here. Now that I have read this, it is inevitable that I will try it. Thanks for nothing, asshole.

Estranged_Noodle · 2012-05-26T04:48:33.806978+00:00

ahhhaa shut up! Jesus Christ there are so many whiny guilt tripping niggers in here.

Estranged_Noodle · 2012-05-26T04:47:55.053414+00:00

Not necessarily. He just said nigger. That doesn't make him racist you jump to conclusion mat.

Estranged_Noodle · 2012-05-26T04:46:46.709962+00:00

Hey man, that's where you fucked up. Probably your mom thinks it is funny on some level but is so embarrassed that you called her a nigger that she is going to need to fake being angry for a long time. It is fake white outrage at racism against blacks.

If you went to her and told her "Mom, 300 people burned to death today in Sudan." She's say "Oh what? Sorry, wasn't listening."

But you say nigger once, and suddenly every white person within 50 miles perks up like a racism hating prairie dog. You tripped the white guilt trap.

In order to undo it, I'm afraid you have to tell her you're gay. It's the only way. Then she'll feel guilty that you're a victim, and she'll forget that you marginalized black people with your dirty nigger saying mouth.

God speed OP. Also if she doesn't believe you, you might have to suck a black dick. Just prepare yourself for that. It's def-con 5, but if you suck a black dick this will all blow over.

Estranged_Noodle · 2012-05-26T04:42:45.545931+00:00

Nothing like consumer goods to make up for a lack of political correctness! Also, don't forget to vote!

dudewithpants · 2012-05-25T21:15:21.338810+00:00

important thing is that whichever wins they can be kicked out again after their term. As long as Egypt has that hope is not lost.

Can't believe they went for the felool and the longbeard though. a7a.

ButchInWaukegan · 2012-05-25T19:53:36.365806+00:00

You're saying the purpose of government is to restrict our rights?

What?

Government exists in America on the express condition that it does NOT restrict constitutional rights.

illspirit · 2012-05-25T15:58:00.606954+00:00

You mean they can die in a fire flame heat flaming hot heat inferno boobs bieber sex pussy free.

illspirit · 2012-05-25T15:54:38.479603+00:00

By the way:

What are current SEO best practices?

I mean you add good keywords, try to keep keywords near the top of the code, use image alt tags well. Check check check.

After that it is about incoming links, right? So a good recommendation is to try to have legitimately interesting content, and get this content out to social media, and try to network with popular bloggers.

Anything else? What else actually helps?

TrainerRed · 2012-05-25T15:28:17.618759+00:00

Africa isn't monolithic. The whole continent is a big mess of genocide and "you don't belong here" killings. Then there is famine, war, and terrible economies.

Also the Sudanese diaspora is woefully underserved, under educated, and their CVs say 10 years of goat herding, whereas Jews generally are better educated than the average populations and also tend to gravitate towards higher paying fields (on average).

I think that claiming victimhood as a Jew relative to Sudanese is pretty damn spurious despite the obvious history of genocide and racism in Europe.

If I had the choice, I'd be a Jew over a Sudanese. I think 99% of people would take that option.

You would too, right?

TrainerRed · 2012-05-25T14:05:25.059833+00:00

It's shocking that there is so little demand for goat herding in NH. You'd think that 10 years experience in goat herding and running from genocidal militias would give you a leg up in America.

TrainerRed · 2012-05-25T14:01:03.090557+00:00

Want the sad truth? There are safe places to be a Jew but there are not safe places to be Sudanese.

Not_A_Real_Username · 2012-05-25T13:57:49.673364+00:00

He just hit it with an older Nokia. That's the only way to break it.

cjayyyy · 2012-05-25T13:40:05.472369+00:00

dont jump to conclusions. We haven't determined if the gardener is mexican.

madcat033 · 2012-05-25T10:55:16.223896+00:00

You're the asshole. The civil rights issue is the 4th amendment, which guarantees freedom from unreasonable search and seizure. Warrantless wiretapping is a gross violation of that right.

Other violations of civil rights include drones in American skies, the imprisonment of journalists abroad for covering illegal drone strikes, continued abuses at Guantanamo, the list goes on. It's appalling to me that you accuse me of ignoring civil rights when that is the exact issue under discussion in this thread.

Obama CAN'T do anything about gay marriage except have an opinion. If he somehow declared it legal, you'd have reason to celebrate. He has done NOTHING except run his mouth about it, same as he has done on every issue since he stepped into the public eye. While I agree with him on gay marriage, he has nothing to lose by supporting it. He is doing it because it is politically expedient. It is working. Again, keep in mind, nothign has changed except that he went on the tv and said he supported it. You're a sucker. Your single minded focus on his bullshit and overall naivete are allowing us all to be sold down river.

TrainerRed · 2012-05-25T08:06:32.391880+00:00

Is this any surprise? The nation is founded on the principle that if you belong to a certain tribe, you get extra privileges and free citizenship. If you aren't part of the group, good luck.

It's a xenophobic place by design. The insane thing is that the US funds them to be this way.

Jellowarrior · 1 day

Also the increased maneuverability of the skirmishers could have been used to much greater effect. I would have retreated in such a scenario and rejoined the battle when I had some ranged units.

Jellowarrior · 1 day

The protestors are acting the fool. Skirmish mode is needed.

madcat033 · 1 day

And yet he gives you platitudes about Gays so you love him. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.

koavf · 1 day

street fighting, vandalism of corporate property, rioting, and demonstrating without a permit

One of these things is not like the other.

Also, fuck corporate property.

Ze_Carioca · 1 day

Pornography is morally acceptable: R: 21% I: 32% D:39%

Bullshit.

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