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Zombies can not swim. Get a boat. by nicksatdownin zombies

[–]scrumpydoo23 4 points5 points ago

Well, if by cool you mean horrendously dated, sure.

21[m] with a large head and strange ape-like features, Am I ugly or just strange in an endearing way? by WiseEpicurusin amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23 4 points5 points ago

Ok, I didn't mean to sound so dramatic with that last comment.

M [17] Am I ugly? by Faragalin amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23 6 points7 points ago

That third photo...

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21[m] with a large head and strange ape-like features, Am I ugly or just strange in an endearing way? by WiseEpicurusin amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23 2 points3 points ago

Seriously man, you're fucked if you think like that. Depression is cyclical, and unless you make little changes to help yourself you're never going to get better.

21[m] with a large head and strange ape-like features, Am I ugly or just strange in an endearing way? by WiseEpicurusin amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23 1 point2 points ago

You need to shave all of that fluff off your face.

21 [F] What do you think? Honesty is appreciated by jessiker9in amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23[M] 0 points1 point ago

OP, do you have any more substantial photos?

going to america rage by apokakoin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]scrumpydoo23 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I read that line too!

I would shit enough bricks to build a house by Primatin videos

[–]scrumpydoo23 9 points10 points ago

You lost me at precious.

I would shit enough bricks to build a house by Primatin videos

[–]scrumpydoo23 21 points22 points ago

To be fair, Youtube comments and Reddit comments are competing these days in terms of their stupidity and obsession with puns.

The Great Gatsby - Official Trailer by Pigs_On_The_Wingin videos

[–]scrumpydoo23 0 points1 point ago

As a massive Fitzgerald fan this trailer really left me feeling pretty underwhelmed. I hope the film isn't going to completely ignore the philosophical merits of the book over the aesthetic/Jazz Age qualities, and deliver a fairly superficial examination of the text. There's a consistent sensationalism when adaptations cover the 1920s, and I hope this film realizes that Fitzgerald posed his book as a critique- rather than a representation- of 1920s culture. However, I'm also aware of how trailers can really skew movies into looking competely different from the final product, so hopefully it'll be worth seeing. I'll be first in the queue regardless.

Am I ugly? by hingerdingerdargenin amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23 0 points1 point ago

I really laughed hard at this. Thanks.

23/m at work by link287in amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23[M] 0 points1 point ago

Ok

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Best prom ever by [deleted]in videos

[–]scrumpydoo23 2 points3 points ago

I can't tell whether he looks good for 33 or not.

Woman attempts to overtake someone, hits a 75 year old man, drives away and then denies it all when confronted by jazlocin videos

[–]scrumpydoo23 24 points25 points ago

Europe is a huge place my friend. I think you mean Russia.

28, M, been single for the past year and I got curious. by PanicPronein amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23[M] 1 point2 points ago

OP, provide more photos, the one photo you've uploaded is of poor quality.

Curious what you all think by Golgamothin amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23 -1 points0 points ago

Looking good, you handsome devil.

Can I get a cup of coffee... black? by martin2548in videos

[–]scrumpydoo23 -1 points0 points ago

Meh, I really like Zack & Miri, but this line is pretty hacky. You could see that punchline coming from outer space.

19 [M]. I just need an honest opinion. by kenta007in amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23[M] 2 points3 points ago

OP, do you have any other photos, like body shots? It's just the three photos you've provided are pretty poor quality.

Still one of the best responses in TV history by Communistowlin videos

[–]scrumpydoo23 7 points8 points ago

Really? Simon Amstell has one of the most eloquent English accents, and you found him hard to follow?

When I'm a white guy in a black neighborhood at the moment George Zimmerman is found "Not Guilty" by Stahiin reactiongifs

[–]scrumpydoo23 4 points5 points ago

You don't live in the hood. About a dozen comments ago you said you're an asian engineer graduate who lives in the suburbs with your mom and fat sister.

Well reddit you know [m]y question. by The_Random_Lebowski_in amiugly

[–]scrumpydoo23 0 points1 point ago

Your haircut doesn't really help your slightly larger-than-average forehead. Would you ever consider longer hair?

I know that penis is not a muscle. by critical_ninjain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]scrumpydoo23 11 points12 points ago

I agree with you, but as you also stated it's primarily a Reddit phenomenon, which is an entirely different kettle of fish. Awkward, antisocial fish.

I know that penis is not a muscle. by critical_ninjain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]scrumpydoo23 12 points13 points ago

No it's not. Almost every single rejection story discussed on Reddit is about being honest, and many argue that saying "you're not my type" isn't effective enough.

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