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[Request] Need assistance with animations by Bay_City_RPGin picrequests

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

this will take a while, regardless of who does it because of the number of frames that are going into this sequence for the GIF file.

[Request] I'm looking for a hilarious image I once found on the net to print and frame for my brother. Details inside.. by rustythreadin picrequests

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

You do not want to imagine what pictures came up when you do a google image search for "Giant Penis Monster"

This is obviously a job for Ask Reddit, but traffic might be slow because of the holiday weekend in the USA

Got drive destroying duty at the office today by insertnametherein techsupportgore

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

  • be sure to rescue the magnets which are super cool to play with.

  • be sure to grab some pliers and twist those platters into strange shapes

[Request] Can someone add color to this image, please? by ilovemykooterin picrequests

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

WTF?

oh my ..........

I have no idea

[Request] Reddit, Can you Fix up this picture? - Photo of my uncle by williamsim123in picrequests

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

In my opinion, the general brightness shows through from underneath the damage, so you can select areas and play with the contrast and brightness, working to make the tone mtach and blend with the undamaged areas.

[Request] Can someone add color to this image, please? by ilovemykooterin picrequests

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

its a great photo, but that's a lot of work.

You might want to add some incentive like reddit gold for someone who does the best job.

can you help a fellow redditor out? by solace1234in picrequests

[–]scientologist2 2 points3 points ago

Yes, I had made the negative, so white is not an issue

http://i.imgur.com/KLUR8.jpg

can you help a fellow redditor out? by solace1234in picrequests

[–]scientologist2 2 points3 points ago

Regarding the font:

Note of the author

For commercial usage, please contact me at: gyom.typo@gmail.com

that said, here are a couple different versions

http://imgur.com/a/IznrS

[REQUEST] Does anyone know how to make Nude Fakes. :P by ThatsYummyin picrequests

[–]scientologist2 1 point2 points ago

there is no xray vision.

you have to find a porn picture of a porn star that closely matches the body type of the person who is going to be the victim of this prank. Then you put their head/face on the body of the porn star.

If the posture matches closely, you can put the porn start body into the original photo. it should match for things like skin tone, shadows, etc.

To be done well, you probably need someone with an encylopedick knowledge of porn photography, with a collection to match.

I have no idea where you would find someone like that. not at all. not in the least. no really.

[Request] I would like to see a swallow, feathered/normal looking at the head and slowly transitioning to the skeleton towards the end of the body by Trawetserin picrequests

[–]scientologist2 1 point2 points ago

If you google for "swallow skeleton" you will find that the bones rarely, if ever, extend into the tail feathers or even the wing tips, except in some form of stylized art.

Like this

http://imgur.com/knvRi

http://pulverisedfetus.deviantart.com/art/Swallow-Skeletons-Chest-Piece-183174345

http://brittanymorgan53.deviantart.com/favourites/?catpath=/&offset=24#/d26nc0v

all of which are not at all accurate.

see:

http://www.twitt.org/LordsBird03.jpg

not so good looking without the feathers.

How did the American Civil War affect contemporary European military theory? by Tiakoin AskHistorians

[–]scientologist2 5 points6 points ago

http://www.aeragon.com/03/

They regard it to be the first modern war because it was the first war where widespread use of mechanized and electrified devices like railroad trains, aerial observation, telegraph, photography, torpedoes, mines, ironclad ships and rifles occurred.

http://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/westtech/x1stmodw.htm

In many ways it was the first truly modern war that depended on heavy industry, rapid transportation, and telecommunications for its conduct.

Why I Stopped Being a Right-Winger -- Modern Conservatism Has Become a Form of Mass Hysteria. by reeds1999in AnythingGoesNews

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

More exactly, the problem is the "neo-conservatives" who are conservative liberals who left the democratic fold about the time of Richard Nixon, in protest of progressive politics, and have been screwing things over ever since.

Thus Romney focusing on Russia as the main threat, when it it is obviously China, who is emptying out American banks and wallets to build their economy, and doing very well at it.

see this informative article

URGENT: A study of the average temperature in my area shows that it has gone up over 40 degrees in the last three months. By my calculations, at this rate it should be hot enough to boil the oceans by December. by chakalakaspin shittyaskscience

[–]scientologist2 1 point2 points ago

The Day Star is approaching.

Fortunately it only gets so close, and then it retreats.

The areas it permanently scorches are called "deserts"

Why I Stopped Being a Right-Winger -- Modern Conservatism Has Become a Form of Mass Hysteria. by reeds1999in AnythingGoesNews

[–]scientologist2 6 points7 points ago

The last thing hysteria promoters want is calm, reasoned argument backed by facts. And I’m horrified that these people have co-opted the name “conservative” to scream their messages of hate and anger.

when conservatives start offending the oldest and wisest and most experienced members of their own community, and are actively driving them out, they got a problem

Read the full article, please

There is enough there that you cannot go all TL;DR; on it.

Cricket at Lords [Composition] [Color Balance] [Center of Interest] by jddavisonin photocritique

[–]scientologist2 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there, but the playing field is not level

there are also other subtle but weird distortion issues.

fixing these seems to really improve the composition, and helps the center of interest, since the eye is not wandering all over the place trying to work out what is off.

It would also be nice if the advertising at the edge of the field was not in focus, since you are doing a tilt shift effect as it is.

Quick example

http://i.imgur.com/DXlBP.jpg

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