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No More Comedy Sequels: Five Cautionary Tales by AlverezToressin movies

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

"Rock and Roll High school Forever" is one of my favorite movies...

Chick Fil-A Is Totally Cool With You Stealing Its Topiary Cow by shihtzuman8588in offbeat

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

Follow Up:: After the photo op they were all arrested for vandalism.

My new gaming rig. Think it'll handle Skyrim on max settings? by 3rdLevelRoguein gaming

[–]mitigateaccomp -1 points0 points ago

If you are using that to play Skyrim, you won't even be able to figure out how to the settings up.

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 1 point2 points ago

AH. no way, still want it. Was going to buy the print, didn't want you to think I lost interest.

Any tips/criticism/please? Sorry this is the best picture I could find...thx by Gotyou12in malefashionadvice

[–]mitigateaccomp 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for putting yourself out there man, you are already well on the way to get a new style together just by asking for advice! Keep it up!!

I never get hit on or asked out. Why? by iwantedtolivein self

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

You should start a pro-suicide hotline, so when people with problems call you up, you can just break it down for them why life is futile and their dreams will never come true. I am very on board for this, I'll try to figure out how to monetize.

So my dad told me to download the internet... by isothienin gif

[–]mitigateaccomp 3 points4 points ago

7zip would have been a better tool to zip the internet up.

Improvements to ebay by frankgrimes1in Ebay

[–]mitigateaccomp 1 point2 points ago

As a wholsaler that sells thousands of items a month, I completely agree with you.

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

My finances went a little pair shape since we last spoke, but as soon as I have 20 beans that I can spend without feeling guilty, a week or two, I am buying the print. Thanks.

Why do people say "edit:..." by sillybammyin AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

Just to clarify what they edited in their post.

West Palm Beach, Florida meetup? by penpalthrowaway27in meetup

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

This still on for this weekend? If so, what time?

Why is this so unknown (x-post from /r/Earthbound) by SGF77in gaming

[–]mitigateaccomp 1 point2 points ago

Your comic is bad and you should feel bad.

New subreddit devoted to a great free-to-play game. by fireflare260in gaming

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

Not even a link to the game in the sub.

(F) FIFTY years and 2 kids later...Help me celebrate me first "tough" birthday!!!! UGH! by happier_dazein gonewild

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

UM, 29 year old reporting in, "how you doin'"

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 1 point2 points ago

As an American, I am proud to say I don't know what a HUF is, ...I shouldn't be proud of that, I think. PM to follow.

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 1 point2 points ago

Euros? That's international mail then, and it will cost more, I can definitely paypal over the shipping!

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 1 point2 points ago

I really liked the "roughness" of the first one, but if you want to try again, not only do I have no problem with that but would like to hang it in my office as well.

Also, I never even thought about getting Bandersnatch tattooed until I saw your piece, so it really is a testament to how much I liked it.

Hi Reddit! What is your most inspirational quote you have heard? by 8emnero8in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

Keep your chin up, it only gets worse from here.

I rescued this little guy from the side of the road, he was being chased by a pack of wolves and ninjas... by chak2005in pics

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

The company I work for was running a picture competition about piercings, this girl uploads a picture claiming she got the piercing a week ago, or something. A quick google search shows the image is over a year old, I ask her if it is really her, she swears it is, I tell her it was on deviantart over a year ago. The post magically gets deleted and she never responded to me.

It upset me a little that she tried to lie to me and didn't even defend her bullshit.

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 2 points3 points ago

Ok, ::deep breath::, in Alice through the looking glass, she reads the poem The Jabberwocky, in the poem the narrator says:

"Beware my son the JubJub bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch"

I found Bandersnatch to be an amusing word, and would quote that line to my friends alot!

Also, I have always been a fan of not using my real last name when creating accounts on the internet, and used to have a catalog of fake names. One day, I think signing up for AIM or Livejournal (just to date myself) I decided to scrap my old fake last names and used Bandersnatch.

Now, my entire internet persona is associated to Bandersnatch. You cannot find my real name online, but if you search Bandersnatch, you can find out ALL about me.

Still more to the story, one day I am hanging out at the tattoo shop, wanting to get a tattoo and not knowing what I should get. The owner of the shop is watching me trying to figure out what to get and then he shouts out "You should get a Bandersnatch!" That is how synonymous I have become with Bandersnatch.

I did get the Bandersnatch on the inside of my right bicep and it is one of my favorites. I've already taken the picture you did and asked my tattoo artist if he can do it on me somewhere, hopefully by the Bandersnatch I already have.

That's the whole story.

TL;DR, It is in a poem and I am a giant dork that gets off on bad jokes.

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 1 point2 points ago

OH-ha-ha. I just made a weird noise t the coffee shop I am sitting at that made everyone look at me. That is amazing! I want the original now, any way we could work that out? I want to hang that in my office!

Found on FB, and the only explanation given was "Kitchen Ninja" by lifeisublimein funny

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

Is any other explanation really necessary.

Reddit, I want to do some calligraphy practice. Tell me your name (or a word) and I'll letter it for you. by xenizondich23in AskReddit

[–]mitigateaccomp 0 points1 point ago

"Bandersnatch", if you do it for me you would make me the happiest girl at the middle school dance.

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