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Man Sues Telemarketer - Wins $ 4,000 by FenderJazzbassin news

[–]malfunktionv2 1 point2 points ago

I'm getting telemarketing calls to my cell phone. Going to have to try this out.

Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 6 points7 points ago

This is the one that makes me tear up. I remember when I realized it was the last strip ever to be made.

Silly girl, you've ruined some perfectly good pockets...[NSFW] by dafunkmastain funny

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

don't rent any jet skis

It's probably gonna be their most succesful exhibition ever by Kwasbebin funny

[–]malfunktionv2 1 point2 points ago

It's going to be revealed in a June issue. My friend has some speculation.

Reddit what was your "it's too good to be true" deal that turned out to be legit? by strokejammerin AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

This is funny, someone just posted this AMA describing a lot of what the site does.

Reddit what was your "it's too good to be true" deal that turned out to be legit? by strokejammerin AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 1 point2 points ago

Its a site based on CA traffic laws, ticketassassin.com

Reddit what was your "it's too good to be true" deal that turned out to be legit? by strokejammerin AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

You have to realize I live in an area where the cops have nothing to do. I've never been speeding as you probably are thinking, and some of my tickets have been for absurd things like turning from the left lane instead of the center lane, which is bullshit on several levels.

What's the most degrading thing you've done for money? by theknightwhosays_neein AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 2 points3 points ago

Do you regret them? If so was is during or after, or when people you know found it?

My attempt at turning the French Polynesia nuclear test pic into a WP [1920x1080] by malfunktionv2in DestructionPorn

[–]malfunktionv2[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! I call it an attempt because if you turn up the brightness too much you can see a lot of faults.

Reddit what was your "it's too good to be true" deal that turned out to be legit? by strokejammerin AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 2 points3 points ago

the one I used was ticket assassin but it only pertains to California traffic laws.

Reddit what was your "it's too good to be true" deal that turned out to be legit? by strokejammerin AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 4 points5 points ago

Basically it tells you how to successfully do a trial by written declaration. it has a small database of often-issued citations and gives examples and laws to cite for your defense. I'm not sure how readily available that info is elsewhere but it was very easy for me to digest it this way and actually win.

Reddit what was your "it's too good to be true" deal that turned out to be legit? by strokejammerin AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 4 points5 points ago

Paid for a service to help me out of a traffic ticket. $25 has gotten me out of two tickets for over $250 each.

What are your "be careful what you wish for" stories? by irish24in AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

I was for years and our office was divided into two groups, functionality and standards. functionality looked for everything the end user would encounter, standards checks against a list of well, standards, set by each first party pub.

I am Jim McBride, better known as Mr. Skin of MrSkin.com. AMA by Mr-Skinin IAmA

[–]malfunktionv2 41 points42 points ago

What other terribly awesome puns are used at the office?

Chris Rock is excited about the game I'm working on? Neato! by Ruwanimoin gaming

[–]malfunktionv2 2 points3 points ago

(former THQ QA) I love you guys at Relic. Always the best games to test, even when it's the 500th CoH/DoW2 patch.

So everyone must be too busy playing D3 to mention on reddit they are playing D3. by titaniumhudin gaming

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

That's because /r/error37 isn't considered for that list.

Fucking Left-handedness! by kuk0ndoin pics

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

These are the only pens I use.

What is the worst advice you've ever received? by sophalopein AskReddit

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

Sounds to me like these people secretly hated you.

Holy shit, I never thought about portal like this.. by Klokateerin gaming

[–]malfunktionv2 0 points1 point ago

Let us know when you escape and realize the answer to your question.

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