Was moving into to my new place last night, opened the freezer this is what I found.

firstcut · 2012-05-25T19:09:39.385850+00:00

The only way to describe this

madcaesar · 2012-05-25T19:08:47.670125+00:00

I'd pay someone to do this to my car. Good work.

Windowarrior · 2012-05-25T18:11:52.757142+00:00

Those two guys summed it up, busted out laughing at my desk in the office, and stole the tag.

myfairlady91 · 2012-05-25T18:06:21.835266+00:00

My mom was an MIS manager for years and years with no degree, got laid off and can't find a job... sad day :-\

myfairlady91 · 2012-05-25T18:05:48.172529+00:00

Seconding on the offer to PM if you are serious and need someone to talk to.

myfairlady91 · 2012-05-25T18:03:48.210379+00:00

Propaganda at its finest

myfairlady91 · 2012-05-25T18:03:00.777873+00:00

Arya sure? It sounds like a stark plan at first, but it has it's merits

IndieAtheist · 2012-05-25T17:46:44.222684+00:00

Go outside and play, I'm reading the paper.

Spitfirre · 2012-05-25T17:45:55.723958+00:00

Most faces are plastic or glass, with the exception of some more expensive (Rolex comes to mind) which have emerald faces... that shatter on any form of forcible contact with ceramic

Elx- · 2012-05-25T17:43:41.708440+00:00

We are the ultimate virus, luckily we are just easily distracted.

GonzoVeritas · 2012-05-25T17:25:41.622092+00:00

They think they're too good for the chants of our people! We cannot allow this corruption of the arts!

papla · 2012-05-25T17:24:14.177393+00:00

I added a few of these to my kindle wishlist, thanks for the list!

skinnymode · 2012-05-25T17:03:55.915574+00:00

The table tennis in Wii Sports Resort is pretty tough, but not my favorite, I preferred the regular wii sports one

kmikes33 · 2012-05-25T16:50:09.446626+00:00

I figured it more as an assertion in a letter after frustration, than in one of his teachings

kmikes33 · 2012-05-25T16:17:57.371311+00:00

"Many, if not most, quotes on the internet are attributed to the wrong person"

--Abraham Lincoln

kmikes33 · 2012-05-25T16:16:49.207781+00:00

Yes, you're the third person to post that

kmikes33 · 2012-05-25T16:03:31.949779+00:00

Ah, TIL! Thanks for that. I think people use Socrates because he's one of the more recognizable ancient names, and has the attribution of wisdom, so it's almost more humorous that he thought it was a revelation.

kmikes33 · 2012-05-25T15:54:41.520676+00:00

Reminds me of this:

“Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.” ― Socrates

mehistaken · 2012-05-25T15:51:20.687769+00:00

People will downvote just about anything if it triggers any annoyance in them. I don't really worry about it.

greenmars · 2012-05-25T15:21:52.226298+00:00

People searching for "bank run" doesn't imply that they're looking to make one. Wasn't there a news story the other day about Greek bank runs? I don't think people being curious about them, in either a current events or historical context, implies that they're putting on their running shoes.

WideLight · 2012-05-25T15:12:31.768658+00:00

www.chatroulette.com

mehistaken · 2012-05-25T15:11:21.937395+00:00

Sounds like an e-mail my boss would send out.

Cheers to great jobs!

lookylieu · 2012-05-25T14:59:24.901338+00:00

I was lucky enough to snag one IRL!

lookylieu · 2012-05-25T14:57:23.611258+00:00

Same here, but the worst, by far, is bathing suits. I look like a retarded stick figure every time I go somewhere involving water.

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