So this just happened...

chips15 · 23 days

I moved to Cincinnati five months ago and don't know where Clifton is. I'm pretty sure I don't live there. Though I'm not entirely sure...

everfine · 23 days

I think I needed this post two days ago before I got to Nashville. And here I find it... as I sit in the airport about to leave. Get your act together, everfine.

n0sila · 25 days

This happened to me and a girlfriend once. We found pictures of us when we were 4 sitting on Santa's lap at the same company Christmas party.

If I can offer you any advice, it would be this: don't turn out to be a whore.

Drixislove · 1 month

I don't recall acting this way, but I think it's mostly thanks to my favorite aunt. Since I was born, she would take me off my parents' hands to give them a break. But every time we hung out, she very seriously told me that we could only hang out if I behaved like an adult. She'd treat me like an adult so long as I acted like one - but as soon as I misbehaved, she was taking me home. We would go antique shopping every weekend. I behaved, and she stopped at the antique store that sold old terrible NES games for $5. That's how I got my collection of terrible NES games... and learned how to be a nice person from a young age.

Drixislove · 1 month

I turned 16 in 2000... my grandparents gave me their 1988 Chevy Blazer. I loved that thing and drove it til the transmission fell apart. Then they gave me their 1986 Cutlass Cierra. It had no radio, so I grabbed a converter and borrowed the old ass stereo my parents no longer used so it could sit in the passenger floor (separate unit for the speaker and cd player). I drove that until I got a job and could afford my own car. Such is as good as any kid could ask for, imo.

Conmanosh · 1 month

It's an emergency. No time for grammer.

nargma · 1 month

That mantra isn't about right vs. wrong. It's about profitability. Telling the assholes to fuck off won't get the nice people spending enough extra money to make up for what's lost if you'd just appeased the assholes.

amanda-violet · 1 month

Unless the point of the comment was just that someday she's going to end up with a man that is really happy to have a wife that enjoys doing all those things. I'm a man, I love cupcakes. That'd make me super happy.

oybeas · 1 month

If you can't believe that was acceptable, wait until your history teacher gets to the chapter about slavery.

thepandoras · 1 month

Smile like your teeth are trying to escape. Trust me.

redlightnetherlands · 1 month

I installed Kazaa in college and wasn't smart enough to realize that it had scanned my hard drive for media to share online. University IT got a letter saying that my IP had been found illegally sharing Austin Powers 3. They made me write a paper on why file sharing is bad.

redlightnetherlands · 1 month

We knew where our band director in high school lived. We'd always talked about pranking but were all too goody-goody to actually do anything. So one Christmas break, we bought a package of toilet paper, put a bow on it, and left it on their porch.

The director's wife called my mom to say thank you for not toilet papering their house. My mom grounded me for toilet papering houses.

Yeah, you read that right.

redlightnetherlands · 1 month

My mom was working the book fair after school when I was probably 7 years old. I was playing on the playground just outside. Two 12 year old girls came over and started harassing me. It got to the point that I punched one of them right in the mouth. I had to go to the police station because her parents were considering pressing charges.

redlightnetherlands · 1 month

When we were in 5th grade, I had a crush on this one girl but she kept turning me down. One day I decided to write her one last note just to say how I felt and that if she didn't feel the same way, then okay. I stuck it in her desk that morning. That afternoon, our teacher gave me a lecture on sexual harassment.

redlightnetherlands · 1 month

I got glasses for the first time when I was around 10 years old. They kept sliding down my face on the ride home. I pushed them up with one finger while looking at my mom. She yelled at me to never do that again.

That memory stuck with me for years because I had no idea wtf had happened. A couple years ago (me in my mid-20s), it occurred to me that I must have pushed them up with my middle finger.

chromadose · 1 month

They look so god damn like the same. I would say to them "You want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. HOW IN THE HELL?

n3rdalert · 1 month

Whatever happened to r/DoesAnybodyElse?

san7697 · 1 month

You're getting downvoted, but I'm with you. I never played pokemon. I put r/pokemon in my RES filter yesterday so I don't have to see a bunch of references that I don't understand. And then there's this post.

Theyellowk123 · 1 month

I've had quite a few drinks, so my opinion of this video may be a little biased. But I laughed a little more of my ass off each time that little bastard popped up into the air.

IsThereADog · 1 month

I'm way too late to this party, but I'll go anyway.

When I was 17, my family had a trip to Disney World scheduled for October 2011. As we were waiting for our plane, my dad got my attention subtly. He's normally been a pretty timid guy with a weird sense of humor that always entertained him more than anyone else. He very seriously said "Okay, bud. If anyone tries to take over the plane, I'll grab him. You hit him square in the nuts." And then he laughed his ass off in the middle of the terminal.

Priceless.

TigerGreater · 2 months

That was the name of one of the teams at pub trivia last Thursday......

Humbug244 · 4 months

I was Edgeware for the 7.1 in September. I was 3 Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) down that night... and slept through it. Flatmate came in to see if I was alright and I didn't know what he was talking about.

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