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r/Gadgets: Please help me decide between these two phones. by jorsiemin gadgets

[–]jorsiem[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, I keep seeing these text posts asking these type of things in this subreddit all the time, I don't really know where else to post, AskReddit is too broad, besides people here know what I'm talking about.

I'm sure you have it worse though.... by kmikes33in funny

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure Auschwitz was slightly worse than Juvie.

Best solution for those of you, who cannot keep up with punching new holes in belts by garneckin keto

[–]jorsiem -2 points-1 points ago

Yes but I'm not 15, or in the navy.

3 months of lurking r/hookah and look how you've changed me.. crown classic v3.0, orb and coconara.. by welp_that_happenedin hookah

[–]jorsiem 1 point2 points ago

THANKS. I have that exact same hose and the other day I was wondering wether or not to buy the orb because I didn't know how well it was going to fit.

New guy starting Monday. We thought we'd set up his new computer for him. by billwasherein funny

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

So little distractions. I'd get so much done on a setup like this.

McLaren F1 engine bay [4061 x 2792] by goodduckin MachinePorn

[–]jorsiem 20 points21 points ago

The thing about this engine (the most impressive one in the last 30 years, in my opinion) is that it was the vision and conviction of Gordon Murray. He was so determined to make this happen, even when Honda (McLaren's F1 team partner back then) refused tu build this engine.

To me, this is even more impressive than the Veyron's 1001 bhp engine (Volkswagen has all the money in the world, the best engineers, plus all the components that were already developed for other models, same goes for post-2000 Lamborghinis)

This man made the world fastest car, at any cost (actual gold as a heat diffuser), and refused to use forced induction (I'm glad) and made an engine that produces +600bhp (naturally aspirated!) and a car that could do +230MPH. IN 1992!

I salute all of those who were involved in making this beautiful machine a reality.

Showed up a bit early for work. by Diegodangersin hookah

[–]jorsiem 1 point2 points ago

This is the one that I have, in case you're interested.

Ok guys, I need help. I hate the walls in this bedroom, but we can't paint. by hbell16in InteriorDesign

[–]jorsiem 2 points3 points ago

Something like this. The only alternative to painting I can think of.

Showed up a bit early for work. by Diegodangersin hookah

[–]jorsiem 2 points3 points ago

I have a leila car hookah, not quite the output of yours but the risk of setting my car on fire is greatly reduced.

EDIT: Pic.

Eat your heart out Weight Watchers! by juandellin funny

[–]jorsiem 1 point2 points ago

That is one fat individual.

Best prom ever by [deleted]in videos

[–]jorsiem 7 points8 points ago

Heather Rae Young.

Here, I'll save you some time: 1, 2, 3. [All NSFW, obviously.]

The British version of "America! Fuck yeah!" by ogenbitein funny

[–]jorsiem -14 points-13 points ago

So British that I just ordered a Big Mac with extra large chips.

Finally Opened the Blue Label (Graduation Celebration) by FusedGutz24in Scotch

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

I got a bottle of Johnnie Walker King George V for my graduation, I didn't want to open it since it is so expensive. It still sits in my bar intact to this very day.

Jose Mourinho has signed a new deal at Real Madrid until 2016 by Surfacing710in soccer

[–]jorsiem 25 points26 points ago

I'm fairly certain their 10th CL will come before 2016.

I like Glee, Twilight, Nicki Minaj, Pitbull, The Big Bang Theory, and Skrillex. by TimesWastingin firstworldproblems

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

I like all of those, except of course for glee and twilight.

There are so many good moments in Avengers that I can't remember them all by jrob888in firstworldproblems

[–]jorsiem 3 points4 points ago

Thor: Careful, that's my brother you're talking about

Black Widow: He has killed ~80 people in two days.

Thor: He's adopted.

The Tesla argument continues; Oatmeal responds to Forbes. by freshasapoppyin geek

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

I assure you that "How in the name of Zeus thunderclapping butthole?" is a line I will be using from now on.

Did I just buy my 2-year-old a Fleshlight? (SFW) by VeryVitoin funny

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

brb

How else to put this? My parents and a mummified cat they found under the house... by DABBERWOCKYin funny

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

Nope, He's Dr. Leo Spaceman.

A house in Queenstown, New Zealand [1000x667] by Mind_Virusin RoomPorn

[–]jorsiem 1 point2 points ago

Are you kidding me.

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