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Attractive Guy Girl Advice by awesemoin AdviceAnimals

[–]joenot443 0 points1 point ago

http://fuckyeahmfa.tumblr.com/

That's all I have to say about MFA.

Attractive Guy Girl Advice by awesemoin AdviceAnimals

[–]joenot443 7 points8 points ago

Anyone telling them it's "simple" by any means is just as misinformed about women and sociology as a whole as the bitter dorks are.

Seriously, a lot of it can't just be taught, some people are just born with a knack for attracting others. It'd be like Wayne Gretzky telling a kid that hockey is easy and he just needs to skate better.

Wtf America... by wellykachtel1in WTF

[–]joenot443 0 points1 point ago

In short, life boils down to one big circlejerk.

You're a wise man, PatAunces.

TIL that Whoopi Goldberg choose her stage name, not just as a reference to a Whoopee Cushion, but also because her mother thought "Goldberg" was Jewish-sounding enough to make it in Hollywood. by missinfidelin todayilearned

[–]joenot443 0 points1 point ago

We're all entitled to our own opinions man, but seriously - you're off your rocker.

I always liked to think that Reddit was above anti-Semitism, but I guess I was wrong.

TIL that Whoopi Goldberg choose her stage name, not just as a reference to a Whoopee Cushion, but also because her mother thought "Goldberg" was Jewish-sounding enough to make it in Hollywood. by missinfidelin todayilearned

[–]joenot443 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck did this get so many upvotes?

Seriously, at the time of me reading it it's currently +33/-34. Man Reddit, you scare me sometimes.

/v/ on Nintendo's E3 by Blackout-Comixin gaming

[–]joenot443 4 points5 points ago

Actually, the only boards I browse these days are /p/ and /fa/. They're less shitty versions of r/photography and r/malefashionadvice.

I don't see why you're upset that you didn't understand how the 4chan UI works.

/v/ on Nintendo's E3 by Blackout-Comixin gaming

[–]joenot443 19 points20 points ago

customize your way to normality.

You've clearly never been to 4chan. One literally just has to scroll down to the bottom of the page and click "Yotsuba A" and voila, you have a nice, easy to read visual style.

The reason there are two different visual styles on 4chan is to differentiate between the NSFW (/b/) and SFW (/v/) boards. And no, neither really looks like shit.

/v/ on Nintendo's E3 by Blackout-Comixin gaming

[–]joenot443 59 points60 points ago

Whoever screencapped this is a plebeian and doesn't use the the Yotsuba A style for 4chan.

Drives me crazy by pieces029in AdviceAnimals

[–]joenot443 2 points3 points ago

she has Chrohn's Disease

Well there's your reason right there.

Names for a S. Sticky Launcher? by JRWdoublein TF2fashionadvice

[–]joenot443 0 points1 point ago

Mine is called "The Pubstomper".

College Liberal by davittNSWin AdviceAnimals

[–]joenot443 5 points6 points ago

Hence the downvotes you're getting.

I upvoted you though,

College Liberal by davittNSWin AdviceAnimals

[–]joenot443 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how upset liberals get when they're the but end of a joke.

But making fun of fundamentalist Christians, republicans, Southerners, and conservatives, that's A-okay by Reddit standards.

College Liberal by davittNSWin AdviceAnimals

[–]joenot443 -13 points-12 points ago

Please don't let this novelty account become a thing. It sucks.

EDIT: Alright alright, downvotes ahoy. All I was trying to say is that there's a heck of a lot more to 4chan that just ">implying". And I'm sorry, but shit like this is the definition of cancer on 4chan. It's degrading what was once one of the best online communities into shitty memes which aren't any better than "narwhal bacon".

If you really want to try to act like 4chan, you're going to have to do better than casual rape jokes and ">implying", maybe spend some time in some of the other boards apart from just the frontpage of /b/.

So true. by AgentGinger149in atheism

[–]joenot443 3 points4 points ago

Yeah really. Last I checked they were a comedy tool, not for making points about theocracy.

Facebook is once again being sued for tracking its users even after they logged out of the service. The latest class action lawsuit demands $15 billion from Facebook for violating federal wiretap laws. by Slimyin technology

[–]joenot443 64 points65 points ago

That's awesome man, this is one of the first "novelty" acounts I've seen that actually do the Reddit community good.

Facebook is once again being sued for tracking its users even after they logged out of the service. The latest class action lawsuit demands $15 billion from Facebook for violating federal wiretap laws. by Slimyin technology

[–]joenot443 3 points4 points ago

Actually, I only see a couple whining, the rest are still happily beating that horse.

In fact, the people "whining" get downvoted pretty damn fast, so if you didn't open the comment threads you probably wouldn't see them at all.

It's sort of like if you're at a dead horse beating convention and there's a couple guys standing outside and they just pointed out how pointless it is to keep beating the horse. Then a bunch of the horse beating convention officials have to go over and shut them up so they don't ruin the fun of the people still content with beating the horse some more.

A soldier posts heartwarming message from a child. A redditor searchs the soldier's comments and finds out he is a horrible racist. by Crizackin SubredditDrama

[–]joenot443 6 points7 points ago

At least we can all agree that the sentiment behind that picture is fucking bullshit though, right?

What's the funniest censored-for-tv line from a movie you've heard? by sumshin AskReddit

[–]joenot443 -5 points-4 points ago

Ugh, that song's considered an anthem?

That song is god awful and incredibly cliched in my opinion, why not use a song like One Night Stand in North Dakota - Heterosexuality is a Construct?

What is one movie that you hate, but everyone else seems to love? by jonscotchin AskReddit

[–]joenot443 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, I think it's a bit hard to expect true realism in something marketed as a super hero film.

I mean yes, the gadgets were quite unrealistic, but it wasn't like any of them actually degraded from the plot, in fact, I'm willing to bet there are people who saw the movie and thought that gadgets like the cellphone surveillance thing used at the end are real.

To me, the hardest part to wrap my head around was Batman's total "do no evil" attitude, in which he had several oppurtunities to kill The Joker but chose not to, though in the end he would've saved countless lives had he done it.

What is one movie that you hate, but everyone else seems to love? by jonscotchin AskReddit

[–]joenot443 6 points7 points ago

But Step Brothers is most certainly not a terrible movie.

I am a 18 year old Native American, born and raised on a native reserve in Canada. AMA by benhasakidin IAmA

[–]joenot443 4 points5 points ago

Wouldn't be Reddit without the token anti-religion dig!

What question are you afraid to ask? by chcknsoupdeluxein AskReddit

[–]joenot443 38 points39 points ago

No he's being serious, that's pretty much how it works.

It's pretty much just satire, and at times it can be very funny. One thing which they tend to do a lot of is make similar posts to ones that just made the frontpage on the real Reddit, except much more exaggerated and satirical.

It tends to make fun of the really circlejerky boards like /r/atheism and /r/politics, though it also pokes fun at ones like /r/AskReddit too.

Here's an example:

http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/tqlp1/hey_askreddit_my_house_is_on_fire_and_my_baby/

That's an /r/circlejerk post making fun of the plentiful questions asked on this subreddit in which people apparently choose to turn to the internet for help, rather than do the logical thing.

At any rate, it can be a very funny board if taken lightly, and actually has loads of offspring-subreddits which basically do the same thing on a more specific level.

TIL that 1 gram of hemp can power the entire United States for 150 years, thus ending all need for war and religion, allowing us to direct 95% of the federal budget to NASA [8] by EnlightenedYouthin circlejerk

[–]joenot443 38 points39 points ago

OMG

Even though I'm at an [8], I noticed you mentioned 64, DAE have a Nintendo 64 growing up or was it just me and Irvin?

Edit: Sorry for all the grammar mistakes lol I'm at a [9] now

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