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[F]or GW and lvlobius ;) Look what I had hiding under my clothes at work, more inside

jherazob 2 points3 points 2 days ago[-]

For a similar reference with instructions: pic that has been on the net for a while. Looks similar to the method used by the OP, which answers my question of if somebody had followed those instructions ever (outside of Japan, the bets are off over there :P). OP positively impressed me :)

Okay... so what city do I need to visit to witness this shit?

jherazob 0 points1 point 4 days ago[-]

It's like all those parties with women spontaneously stripping and the like, i've never gone to one of those so i guess i've always been on the wrong ones

xkcd: Period Speech

jherazob 6 points7 points 4 days ago[-]

It's acknowledged on the alt text

A {f}ew more sets, then I'm done! [more in comments]

jherazob 1 point2 points 7 days ago[-]

In that case, here's one, i hope i'm not asking for much: this shot, camera a bit lower, no panties. Yes, wanna see your treasure better. Again, i hope i'm not asking for much.

Edit: somehow forgot to mention that i also love your smile, must've been distracted, wonder why ;)

Would you classify this as SFW?

jherazob 0 points1 point 7 days ago[-]

Have i mentioned how much i hate ties?

I want one of THESE when the Shit hit the fan!

jherazob 0 points1 point 7 days ago[-]

They have many videos, but now when i see the guy who seems to be the owner i can't help but picture somebody from Asterix's village

Speaking of erections...

jherazob 2 points3 points 7 days ago[-]

About the topic, my 34 year old penis does get hard a lot during the day, for little or no reason. I'll be walking around and maybe some subconscious memory or something passes by my head (or in some cases nothing discernible happens) and suddenly Mr. Happy wants to see the world standing up. Sometimes there's a stimuli, maybe a memory of happier times, maybe a fleeting fantasy, maybe i am really happy to see somebody, but sometimes there isn't. I just shrug and manage the situation as best as i can.

When i was on my teens that was indeed cause for mortification. On the teen years you do feel like it's hard 24/7 or close to it, and super horny. So you quickly learned ways to hide it. The most popular is to catch the head with your pants' waistband, not always a good idea because it carries the risk of it popping out (as some redditor poetically described it, "Then the digglet appears"), but in general works well. There's also manually catching it with your hand in your pocket, which has the problem of sometimes stimulating it, so the boner may have difficulties on disappearing. Then many times you don't get a full-on raging hard-on but just a semi, where it's not quite hard but not quite soft. With those you just adjust it's position on the pants. And there's long shirts.

Yes, a boner eventually goes away unless you stimulate it. Not always desirable, of course, because for one thing, for both genders being aroused feels good in itself, for another your body is both begging and demanding of you that you come now or before, and for another if you've had an erection for too long for many people this means the dreaded blue balls (which are easily solved with an orgasm). If you can, you solve it with a delicious orgasm. But yes, you do learn rather quickly that the enormous majority of your boners in life will be wasted. I imagine this'll bring regrets on the unfairness of life in later years when erections don't come cheaply.

At last, i'd like to comment on an odd boner-related thing i've noticed with me. As i've heard (not much really) this is normal (and maybe even common, i suspect), but since i've always found it odd i'd comment on it.

When i have just the right balance of sleepyness, a point somewhere in the range where it's not enough to make me fall asleep but not too little as to be easily ignored, i tend to pop a boner. Dunno if this is related to morning wood or something, no idea. It doesn't matter if there's a lack of stimuli, and in fact given that it's connected to sleepyness it can happen in utterly unexciting settings. I remember it happening in boring classes in college, with a boring old teacher droning about some topic that probably was very interesting to him and only to him.

At the beginning it was puzzling because i knew it had nothing to do with the environment and somehow knew it had something to do with the sleepyness, but i got used to it. I'd be sleep deprived in a boring quiet moment, sitting down and passing time or listening to classes or working or whatever, and suddenly the flag is raised. Nowadays i just shrug, handle it in the least obstructing way possible and continue with my day, safe on the knowledge that soon enough it'll go away

I hope this has been illustrative, young lady, and i wish that you have lots of penises to amuse yourself with in life (unless you're not into that, in which case i wish you pussies instead).

Tada - Polyamory FAQ has been started. Thoughts?

jherazob 1 point2 points 7 days ago[-]

Maybe i missed something on this lines on the FAQ but since i didn't notice it i wanna ask. Note: just visiting, no poly here.

While I understand it, and in general approve of it, i have no idea how do you guys/girls/other shades of gender manage to do it well. Just one girlfriend many times is enough to drive me friggin crazy (and not in the good way), and you're having more than one people? no idea how do you guys manage it. Thoughts on this?

"Masturbarse es un vicio que plantea graves problemas", La moral católica se hace con la educación sexual en las aulas

jherazob 1 point2 points 8 days ago[-]

Traduciendo el texto de un poster originalmente publicado en /r/atheism/ (obviamente no es algo que él haya dicho):

"Lo primero que me viene a la mente? Si un niño católico se toca a sí mismo, es un pecado mortal y arderá en el infierno. Si un cura católico lo toca, es un trágico error y el sacerdote tendrá una nueva parroquia"

Damn. Undercover Chinese Policewomen takes out hostage taker [NSFW / Video]

jherazob 12 points13 points 8 days ago[-]

Fucking nihilists

i feel as if this video is one big reason to be an atheist

jherazob 0 points1 point 8 days ago[-]

You have far more patience than me, i think i quit by the first "Jesus" or so

i feel as if this video is one big reason to be an atheist

jherazob 1 point2 points 8 days ago[-]

In the church i have to attend (still closeted) there's a song called "Slave of your love", singing on how since being a slave of his love he's now free...

Freedom is Slavery, where have i heard that before?

A modest collection of FOX News propaganda, submitted by Krizutch.

jherazob 2 points3 points 8 days ago[-]

This is good, i have a friend who is not a teaparty type who watches fox News. I've had tried to tell him that they're scumbag liars, but he says he hasn't noticed anything of the sort.

This time i have a nice collection of evidence :D

EXCLUSIVE: Brad Pitt To Star In 'World War Z,' Paramount Options 'Zombie Survival Guide' And 'Recorded Attacks'

jherazob 3 points4 points 8 days ago[-]

Heh, i thought i was the only one, hopefully in the same role as the one in the audiobook

Hey r/anime, what are some of your favorite AMVs?

jherazob 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

I think my friends and i were into those until we saw AMV Hell 3. It was awesome, until at some point in the middle of it we all got saturated and it got tiring. I think none of us has even looked for AMVs since.

Former MI5 chief demolishes Blair's defence of the Iraq war

jherazob 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

Naaaah, that'd make him the Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain

Any animes about or involving post apocalyptic settings?

jherazob 1 point2 points 9 days ago* [-]

Ok, gonna watch this as soon as possible, looks very very promising

Edit: Watched it, was great

Apparently posting videos of yourself dancing with a surgical mask is the thing to do for Japanese girls these days. This one syncs her moves with an anime figure.

jherazob 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

Just as i never cease to marvel at the many varied subreddits that exist, i never cease to marvel that apparently there's a wiki dedicated to every single topic that exists. Now here's a wiki dedicated to Vocaloid. Incredible i say.

Any animes about or involving post apocalyptic settings?

jherazob 1 point2 points 9 days ago[-]

You were not kidding, THERE IS a Highlander Anime movie

MY first crush.. and still going strong.

jherazob 1 point2 points 10 days ago[-]

She's a very interesting person, no wonder she wooed Neil Gaiman, he'd likely be bored to tears with a more ordinary woman

i need your help [pic]

jherazob 1 point2 points 10 days ago[-]

That game expansion was very famous for being bad on many fronts, but one of the most famous was the voice acting, to the point that the Space Marines now have the fan nickname of TEH SPEZZ MEHREENS because of this intro. Parodied to death on the net.

Also of note is the chaos commander and his hate of metal boxes.

i need your help [pic]

jherazob 0 points1 point 10 days ago[-]

With all of the "He comes" phrases i remembered this

My first crush.

jherazob 1 point2 points 10 days ago[-]

Then she fought tooth and nail to keep naked pics of her off the net, with varied levels of success. For a while it was nearly impossible to find naked pics of her. These days not so much of course.

Edit: BTW, she's the only reason to watch Embrace of the Vampire, that was a lousy movie, but the scene with the photographer makes it all up.

Yes, she was also my crush, why do you ask?

The new 'Doctor Who' season will hit home video with a tantalizing extra

jherazob 6 points7 points 11 days ago[-]

Automatic sand!

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