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A[m] I? by amisexyornotin AmISexy

[–]heresmythrowaway 2 points3 points ago

As a guy with some strong gay tendencies, damn. Come play for our team.

Seems logical enough to me by Valladianin WTF

[–]heresmythrowaway 1 point2 points ago

If on a map she knows china, have sex with that vagina.

...as everyone always says.

What's your worst bar pick-up attempt? by heresmythrowawayin AskReddit

[–]heresmythrowaway[S] 2 points3 points ago

Right after posting this, I realized the title will result in a very confusing mix of bar/gym stories.

AMA Request: A Blind Person Who Has Taken Psychedelic Drugs by itschinatownin IAmA

[–]heresmythrowaway 0 points1 point ago

My favorite comment here.

Last night I synchronized four copies of Jerry Maguire on VHS. by McSlidesin movies

[–]heresmythrowaway 3 points4 points ago

You know it's bad spam when it sounds like a parody of spam. Or maybe advertisers really have gotten that post modern.

Why did you stop talking to your best friend? by oscarinrinrinin AskReddit

[–]heresmythrowaway 0 points1 point ago

well that's pretty fucked up right there.

Why did you stop talking to your best friend? by oscarinrinrinin AskReddit

[–]heresmythrowaway 0 points1 point ago

Well, with my childhood friend, in 6th grade we masturbated together in the bed of his dad's truck. I think that rattled him pretty hard afterward, and we just never really hung out again. It could've just been the change of middle school, but I think that was the last nail.

IAmA RMS Titanic Historian / Artifact Specialist, the 100 year anniversary of her sinking is coming up, AMA! by Ranoa02in IAmA

[–]heresmythrowaway 40 points41 points ago

The second half follows Rowland, as he saves the young daughter of a former lover by jumping onto the iceberg with her. After a number of adventures, in which he fights a polar bear and finds a lifeboat washed up on the iceberg, he is eventually rescued by a passing ship and, over several years, works his way up to a lucrative Government job restoring his former income and position in society.

I would kill to see that movie.

Dear r/trees: how do you snap out of the occasional paranoia? by heresmythrowawayin trees

[–]heresmythrowaway[S] 0 points1 point ago

well, clearly. My paranoia is usually like, a sudden self-consciousness, coupled with heart palpitations. I'm fairly certain the latter isn't real and I can talk myself out of that paranoia, but the other one's a little more difficult.

Dear r/trees: how do you snap out of the occasional paranoia? by heresmythrowawayin trees

[–]heresmythrowaway[S] 0 points1 point ago

A little bit of all that, so I'd say general paranoia. See, I stopped smoking weed a couple years ago because I was depressed at the time and the weed was just making me paranoid. But I'm going to Amsterdam in a couple weeks and I'll clearly be smoking there. I want the experience to be as pleasant as possible, like back in my old weed-smoking days.

I carry a gun pretty much everywhere I go. AMA. by hamans-gallowsin IAmA

[–]heresmythrowaway -2 points-1 points ago

I'm from Colorado and for some reason this answer scared me, though I respect your right and I understand you're responsible. Are concealed weapons pretty common here?

Chicago Gaymer Meatup - Group Photo! by idparkin gaymers

[–]heresmythrowaway 17 points18 points ago

Are you kidding me? Almost everyone in this picture's hot as balls.

Chicago Gaymer Meatup - Group Photo! by idparkin gaymers

[–]heresmythrowaway 11 points12 points ago

I'm sitting here so fucking jealous. Every single one of those asshats is adorable.

I finally took a good picture of my chest hair and tummy. I wanted to share it with you. Thanks for all the good stuff, /r/gaymers by dodecaphonicismin gaymers

[–]heresmythrowaway 1 point2 points ago

Did you know if you type r/gaymers+gaybears, you get a super subreddit with both? Well, there ya go.

Reddit, what's your favorite mind-blowing historical fact? by meupstain AskReddit

[–]heresmythrowaway 0 points1 point ago

"He kept a dwarf named Jepp (whom Tycho believed to be clairvoyant) as a court jester who sat under the table during dinner."

Interesting man.

Does anyone know his name? by germandoormanin gaynsfw

[–]heresmythrowaway 0 points1 point ago

haha, the elipses at the end of your comment makes that sound like a threat.

Diving with wingsuits [720p] - how fast are they going @ 1:30? by rcj66in AdrenalinePorn

[–]heresmythrowaway 0 points1 point ago

Holy god almighty, that stunt is absurd.

Does anyone know his name? by germandoormanin gaynsfw

[–]heresmythrowaway 0 points1 point ago

did you find anymore clips of this guy? that one you posted cuts out.

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