I am your typical white guy. Not gangster in the least. Much closer to Weird Al in White n Nerdy than any rapper, but one of my first jobs out of college I was a supervisor at a company where most of my employees were inner city minorities. A rumor got started that I had recorded a rap album, and it was the absolute shit. It was underground, so no one had a copy, but a few people had heard it and it was like if Jesus and Biggie had gotten together for the sole purpose of making the best rap album of all time. When I would deny it they would think I was trying to hide my rapper past, so it got to the point where when anyone mentioned it I would just smile and walk away.

tl;dr - All the black people I know think I am a secret underground gangsta rapper.