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So my very first Reddit memory is a post about a man who had been jizzing into the same spot of his carpet for years and needed to know how to clean it. AskReddit, what are some of your most horrifying first memories of Reddit? by Kernath95in AskReddit

[–]fredtheotherfish 4 points5 points ago

It was a first ask reddit post that I read, and it was one of those secrets you will take to your grave thing. I just remember a guy who found a video his sister and her best friend made having lesbian sex, and he masturbated to it a lot, including when he got home from said sister's funeral. And another guy who found a spot in his backyard where he could see in his neighbor's bathroom and masturbated to them bathing for years as they were growing up.

Oscar, butterfly slayer by Limiatein funny

[–]fredtheotherfish 3 points4 points ago

Redditor for 3 months...Not bad.

I am fluent in Latin. What are some completely useless things you've learned? by Samamaniacin AskReddit

[–]fredtheotherfish 0 points1 point ago

I memorized chapter 17 of Life, The Universe, and Everything by Douglas Adams.

Who is the most famous person you have ever met? by TheNarwhalKingin AskReddit

[–]fredtheotherfish 6 points7 points ago

I was pulled up on stage during a Penn & Teller show.

So AskReddit, get your throwaways ready! What are your prejudices? I'll start! by Inflatable_Sheepin AskReddit

[–]fredtheotherfish 11 points12 points ago

No throwaway. People with peanut allergies.

The Saddest Image of My Childhood by crbsideprophet13in pics

[–]fredtheotherfish 1 point2 points ago

Follow that Bird was the first movie my parents ever took me to see in the theater. I will always love that movie.

Something that is mildly irritating. by GnomishProtozoain AdviceAnimals

[–]fredtheotherfish 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, some of them are fat.

BraveryJerk, it's time we had a serious discussion... by Boobies_Are_Awesomein Braveryjerk

[–]fredtheotherfish 19 points20 points ago

I came here to say this, exactly.

Every time I'm wobbling over smoking or not this dude tells me to gopher it by noodledin trees

[–]fredtheotherfish 2 points3 points ago

I will never be happy again until I find that lighter for sale.

Reddit, I want to hear any and all Craigslist horror stories. by Jaxter1123in AskReddit

[–]fredtheotherfish 1 point2 points ago

I was hanging out with a friend (Dale) at his apartment. We are both straight guys. Another friend of ours (Alex), unbeknownst to us set up two ads on craigslist for gay sex. One he gave Dale's phone number, and asked for pictures, the other he didn't put a phone number, just had his (Alex's) real email address. So, at first Dale just kept getting pictures of penises texted to him from the first ad, then he started having men come to the door looking for sex, because when they would email Alex, he would give them Dale's address and tell them to stop on by.

Happened today by Pengralein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fredtheotherfish 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if the McDonald's worker's hat looks like an afro or a Soviet era Russian military hat.

Allergy Rage by Kramanosin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fredtheotherfish 1 point2 points ago

I woulda ended with the me gusta face.

Forget all the great concerts you've been to, what is the WORST concert you've seen? by scadsofemotionin AskReddit

[–]fredtheotherfish 0 points1 point ago

Sister Hazel. They spent all the time between songs giving middle school guidance counselor type advise.

Reddit, what do people believe about you that isn't true? by TheComebackin AskReddit

[–]fredtheotherfish 1 point2 points ago

I am your typical white guy. Not gangster in the least. Much closer to Weird Al in White n Nerdy than any rapper, but one of my first jobs out of college I was a supervisor at a company where most of my employees were inner city minorities. A rumor got started that I had recorded a rap album, and it was the absolute shit. It was underground, so no one had a copy, but a few people had heard it and it was like if Jesus and Biggie had gotten together for the sole purpose of making the best rap album of all time. When I would deny it they would think I was trying to hide my rapper past, so it got to the point where when anyone mentioned it I would just smile and walk away.

tl;dr - All the black people I know think I am a secret underground gangsta rapper.

I felt a bit betrayed.. by me_goombain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fredtheotherfish 0 points1 point ago

Like the guy who made tattooed Mike Tyson's face who sued the guys who made Hangover 2.

PokéAlone by MythrilSwordin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fredtheotherfish 0 points1 point ago

One of the only things I miss about working at GameStop is grabbing the Pokemon off of the traded in games.

I just can't win [Last one, I promise...] by P3TR0B0MBin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fredtheotherfish 656 points657 points ago

No one on reddit ever talks about my penis.

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