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Who let this happen? by UsuallySpeechlessin 4chan

[–]foszae 0 points1 point ago

mods with their own special sage power

From when 4chan conquered 9gag by MuteMousein 4chan

[–]foszae 0 points1 point ago

if it weren't for the 9gag watermark, i woulda reposted this

Hey pathetic Earthlings, by IM_A_FUCKING_BEARin 4chan

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

over 9000 / 10

John Reloaded by maymayain 4chan

[–]foszae 15 points16 points ago

didn't laugh until the British spelling of cheque

Hey, Ex-Vancouverite here... Im back for a couple days and was posting a comment in /r/Calgary last night and it spiraled into a *long* ass rant. Could someone (preferably someone who has some worldly experience) tell me I'm wrong? by Piotrakin vancouver

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

i'll agree that talking to strangers is taboo. i'm a Vancouverite and it's something that has bothered me for years about my home town. if you're a stranger in need, such as a tourist struggling to figure out where you are on a Skytrain map, then Vancouverites will be happily polite and step forward to help you. so they're quite happy to be friendly. but if you're at an outside patio having drinks and start up a conversation with the table next to you, they'll put in the same amount of friendly help, but are trying to worm themselves out of the social awkwardness of an ongoing conversation. it's like a mass case of lightweight social anxiety, an unwritten rule that it's simply impolite to impose yourself on strangers.

We lost a good man today... by I_Eat_Thermite7in 4chan

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

10/10 — i actually said "wow" out loud

>>66000000 GET on /a/ (fresh out of the oven!) by Rainymood_XIin 4chan

[–]foszae -2 points-1 points ago

and the bastard claims for dubs

Nude Harper painting raises eyebrows by gm6799in canada

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

that must make you feel better about yourself

Windows Update by MeanwhileInAmuricain 4chan

[–]foszae 6 points7 points ago

if you hadn't blown the punchline, that would've been hilarious.

OP listens to Foghat

Welcome to Canada by SuperRobotBlankin canada

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

okay Cake Day, i'll concede because you quoted Pierre Burton; that's pretty much good enough as a cultural touchstone.

but before i run out the door, i might add that if Tim Horton's hadn't re-incorporated in Canada after it's fling with Wendy's i would have been arguing differently. it was a lot more obnoxious to believe it was a Canadian success story while it was an American company

Welcome to Canada by SuperRobotBlankin canada

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

thank you for correcting me on what fallacy i was addressing. it's been twenty years since i took logic and i knew i ought to find the right word for it, but it didn't seem to matter. i thought my poor example was quite witty in abusing the statistical presumption you were making, and i was quite willing to tie it to another of the list of mythical canadian entities.

your argument for the financial success as popularity is relatively sound. it is evidence of broad appeal and hence is representative of opinion. i accept that it sounds like a financially viable business and will even reinforce your argument by comparing it to thenumber of starbucks or mcdonald's restaurants in canada (which in both cases is close to 1200 stores). but if you need it argued as an outlet of culture making it popular, then why not show it statistically in our culture as opposed to number of stores? show me the analysis that says our mythos proudly portraying us as timmie's customers. count out the number of xmas carols about it. show me NFB cartoons about the Tim Horton's sweater i got in the mail. i'd accept statistical analysis of print media counting then number of coffee references that preferred timmie's versus other options. if you want to argue that it is our cultural reinforcement of it, then show evidence of it.

my hunch is that you're confusing TV commercials as cultural output.

Welcome to Canada by SuperRobotBlankin canada

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

your politeness is cute, i guess. but i think you missed my point. i was trying to illustrate the logical fallacy behind your arguments for Canadian identity. maybe i was too subtle.

there is one toilet for every three Canadians. ergo (sarcastically), one of the single most vital things to being canadian is being able to poop with indoor plumbing. and because i'm one of those people who feels that way, it is undeniably true.

or, there is only one Queen Elizabeth per 34 million canadians, so obviously no-one cares about royalty in Canada

Welcome to Canada by SuperRobotBlankin canada

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

your justification is that "odds are that you like one or both" and your spurious proof is arbitrary stats.

there is approximately one police officer per 5000 people in Canada. therefore we are more obsessed with cops than we are with Tim Horton's. ergo, the RCMP is more important to our national identity.

Welcome to Canada by SuperRobotBlankin canada

[–]foszae -5 points-4 points ago

so you're saying that because you're the majority it's perfectly okay to monopolize the conversation, silence minorities, and decide for us.

Map of Vancouver at the end of the last Ice Age by stumoin vancouver

[–]foszae 0 points1 point ago

thanks for doing that for us

I got downvoted for bashing 'Mericuh... I'm sorry by nd3rin 4chan

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

like, seriously pungent satire

MURICA by HatzyFatzyin jerkingcenter

[–]foszae 0 points1 point ago

that is some pungent satire. i'm tempted to cross-post it widely

I e-mailed Thomas Mulcair asking to clarify his stance on the Cannabis prohibition and the laws behind it, and this is his reply: by scouter0in canada

[–]foszae 0 points1 point ago

sadly, one cannot just go on YouTube and watch footage from the old LeDain Commission.

9% of Canadians Have No Friends: Ipsos by kamikazetoyotain canada

[–]foszae -1 points0 points ago

i'm the 9% but it at least means i don't hang out with hipster crowd.
(though if i ever got invited to, i would)

Guys, I just bought ToothpasteNipple.com - what should we put on it? by toothpastenipplein 4chan

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

It started on 4chan it stays there.

...he says while blowing the joke on Reddit

Minesweeper by DaemonXIin 4chan

[–]foszae 3 points4 points ago

thx, that made it a lot funnier

Just finished Allen Carr's Easyway to stop smoking. by gryphnin stopsmoking

[–]foszae 0 points1 point ago

i was ready to quit anyhow, but read Easyway just because i knew i should while i was trying to quit. and though i'm doing okay (one week in!), i don't quite understand what was so special about that book

Best invention on the face of the Earth by Hellfein 4chan

[–]foszae 0 points1 point ago

learn to triforce

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