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I predict we'll be seeing lots of these status updates next time Facebook changes its layout. [x-post from r/adviceanimals] by ReluctantRedditor275in futurama

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

For this hip, young delivery company, tomorrow is today, and today is yesterday.
You heard me.

This is clearly old but I'd never seen it before today. Suggs being Suggs. by BALTIM0R0Nin nfl

[–]eromitlab 4 points5 points ago

I like Ray Rice's face. He's like the fuck?

I still think they should play this in the beginning of every movie at the theater... by zeryin videos

[–]eromitlab 2 points3 points ago

But they used the starrrrrrr... wiiiiiiiipe.

I still think they should play this in the beginning of every movie at the theater... by zeryin videos

[–]eromitlab 11 points12 points ago

SHAKE, GET IN HERE!

Veronica has one of the cutest asses I have ever seen [The Life Erotic] by Angel_Heartin metart

[–]eromitlab 2 points3 points ago

mind the gap!

In case you ever wanted to see Jim Rome get his ass kicked during a show, here you go. I know it made me smile. [xpost from /justiceporn] by lotictrancein sports

[–]eromitlab 1 point2 points ago

This is the only worthwhile thing Jim Rome has contributed to the medium of television.

Record Industry Association of America claims it is owed $72 trillion dollars by LimeWire ... Dismissed as "absurd." by smac22in politics

[–]eromitlab 34 points35 points ago

Why make trillions when we could make... BILLIONS!

Colin Cowherd is the worst. by jsw1989in sports

[–]eromitlab 2 points3 points ago

Cowherd is always saying dumb shit. I remember when San Francisco and Texas played in the World Series two years ago, and Cowherd was on the radio whining about how no one cares about this World Series because these are small market teams. As though MLB should just invalidate the regular season and install the Yankees and Phillies (or the Red Sox) play in the WS because they were expected to. But Dallas and San Francisco are, respectively, the 5th and 6th largest media markets in the country. If San Francisco is small market, why the hell did LeBron go to Miami? San Francisco is roughly 60% larger than Miami, which just makes Miami entirely unimportant. And Green Bay? Whoa, friggin' ghost town there, why do they even have a team?

How i feel as a Swede about gay marriage by Blackmatrixin atheism

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

Because certain politicians need to inflame evangelical Christians to get them to turn out at the polls and vote for the rich asshole's party.

"I request that he make Michigan produce the birth certificate of Willard Mitt Romney in order to place the presumptive Republican presidential nominee on the Arizona ballot." by ringopendragonin politics

[–]eromitlab 1 point2 points ago

You made me look. It reads the same as the comments on most news sites, which invariably turn into the OCCASIONALLY CAPITALIZED FOR EMPHASIS!!!! mind drippings of dittoheads that have to remember to breathe. I even enjoyed the one that asked

I'd like to see his Indonesian passport. Wouldn't you?

Yeah, and I'd like to see Romney's unicorn horn. What? He doesn't have one? YOU'RE JUST PART OF THE CONSPIRACY TO COVER UP HIS TRUE ORIGIN!

"I request that he make Michigan produce the birth certificate of Willard Mitt Romney in order to place the presumptive Republican presidential nominee on the Arizona ballot." by ringopendragonin politics

[–]eromitlab 3 points4 points ago

No, he's from Indonesia I think. I heard a group of people in a restaurant talking about it once. They must have been right... I mean, there were four of them, and they all agreed on it. Also, Mitt's never admitted that he isn't from Indonesia, so that's all the proof I need.

"I request that he make Michigan produce the birth certificate of Willard Mitt Romney in order to place the presumptive Republican presidential nominee on the Arizona ballot." by ringopendragonin politics

[–]eromitlab 2 points3 points ago

He's not just white... he's also rich. Clearly 100% American.

"I request that he make Michigan produce the birth certificate of Willard Mitt Romney in order to place the presumptive Republican presidential nominee on the Arizona ballot." by ringopendragonin politics

[–]eromitlab 1 point2 points ago

She was born? I thought she was created in a lab somewhere.

"I request that he make Michigan produce the birth certificate of Willard Mitt Romney in order to place the presumptive Republican presidential nominee on the Arizona ballot." by ringopendragonin politics

[–]eromitlab 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I want to see his elementary school records, his baptismal records, his parents' marriage license and all the other crap the birther crowd now wants Obama to produce so they can call it all fake and demand something else.

What it looks like when the Reds Homer Bailey throws a pitch by ice_veinsin baseball

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

At least he doesn't do that weird hesitation thing that Tommy Hanson does.

The President's Office aboard Air Force One. by cantaloupesin pics

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

nods Nice pull, brotha.

Pres. Obama on Romney and Bain: 'When you're president, your job is not simply to maximize profits' by HouseSpeakerin politics

[–]eromitlab -2 points-1 points ago

Of course not. Romney's job as President, if he becomes President, will be to be the barely sentient pen that signs whatever Grover Norquist and ALEC push through Congress.

Pres. Obama on Romney and Bain: 'When you're president, your job is not simply to maximize profits' by HouseSpeakerin politics

[–]eromitlab 4 points5 points ago

That's next on Fox News after five straight ads from gold sellers.

The Professor already has a monocle, so we got him the bow tie to match. by Collaterlie_Sistersin cats

[–]eromitlab 1 point2 points ago

Silly cat, bowties are for economists!

I LOVE going home to my dad's cooking. Steaks medium rare and veggies from the garden! by pannonicain food

[–]eromitlab 3 points4 points ago

Damn, those are some good lookin' 'maters.

Scumbag Classic Rock Station by mrscaryin AdviceAnimals

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

SING WIMME SING FOR DA EAR SING TO MY LEFT AND SING TO THE PIER

Scumbag Classic Rock Station by mrscaryin AdviceAnimals

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

If I could rip my radio out of the dash while going 75 on the freeway, I would when that song came on. The local classic rock station was fond of playing that piece of crap every couple of hours, probably because the DJ is some permanently-seventeen jackoff that thinks talking about getting drunk is the only substitute for not actually getting drunk.

Scumbag Classic Rock Station by mrscaryin AdviceAnimals

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

I wished the local classic rock station played Nights In White Satin more than twice a year. Nah, can't do that, got to keep that room on the playlist to spin Edge Of Seventeen, Life's Been Good and Sweet Home Alabama every hour.

Scumbag Classic Rock Station by mrscaryin AdviceAnimals

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

There was one on SiriusXM for a while. Not any more, though.

Scumbag Classic Rock Station by mrscaryin AdviceAnimals

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

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