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Growing up my dad bought us a dog he named Kitty, a cat named Puppy, and a parrot named Jeff. He taught Jeff how to say Puppy and Kitty's names, which would cause Kitty to freak out and bark constantly. Dad found it hilarious. What are some things your parents did that convinced you they were crazy? by Merrick_T_Thundergunin AskReddit

[–]ellipses1 1 point2 points ago

I don't really have a story, but I wanted to say that my wife and I have a cat named Kitti and had a shiba inu dog named Puppi Diogi (Pronounced Puppy D-O-G), but he was murdered by a buick :-(

Here's the cat (and no, the kid's name is not "Baby")... and here is the dog

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]ellipses1 0 points1 point ago

Chicks that are willing to fuck to get picked to stay

What Siri is really used for by dickcheney08in apple

[–]ellipses1 -2 points-1 points ago

Not to mention that it's slow as hell

TIL Everything you say to Siri is sent to Apple, analyzed and stored. Personal information relating to your Siri query is also sent. And Apple reserves the right to share this information with partners and related services. by ancient88in todayilearned

[–]ellipses1 -1 points0 points ago

That data is useless if you can't cross-tab it by demographic breakouts. Advertisers want to show their ads to 25-49 year old women with children under 9 and a household income between 75-100k, for example.

What is your most useless skill? by mnelawarin AskReddit

[–]ellipses1 0 points1 point ago

I can remember the starting lineup by field position of the 1991 pittsburgh pirates (hell, maybe it's the 1990 pirates... it's one of them).

I don't watch baseball, don't have much of an interest in baseball... I've never watched a full game from opening pitch to last out. I was in 1st grade in 1990-1991... I just went to my first pirates' game last night.

There's really no logical explanation why I would know this.

Raspberry Pi, meet your competition - a reference design available right now, worldwide. by Sailerin raspberry_pi

[–]ellipses1 1 point2 points ago

That was dumber than a sack of doorknobs

The biggest goof in Jurassic Park. by DreadnaughtHamsterin movies

[–]ellipses1 3 points4 points ago

I saw a documentary about this. It was called "Sorority Sluts IX: Bushwhacked"

Why the Retina Display Macs probably aren't going to be that big of an upgrade by DrCryptin apple

[–]ellipses1 10 points11 points ago

Ivy bridge is more likely

Can anybody name a worse iPhone feature than minimizing the App Store everyfuckingtime you buy something? by wefandangoin iphone

[–]ellipses1 1 point2 points ago

Why? Out of curiosity... why is the chrome way not better for you?

Geek crime: Silicon Valley exec steals Legos using forged bar code stickers. by damontooin technology

[–]ellipses1 0 points1 point ago

People keep saying this... cashiers often work 25 hours a week for less than 8 bucks an hour. A) They don't give a shit and B) They don't give a shit.

I bought a bunch of shit at Lowe's recently and the chick scanned everything and it rang up for 28 dollars (it should have been over 100 dollars more than that)... Didn't even bat an eye.

Dinner courtesy of MY garden. by LaceyNylonsin Frugal

[–]ellipses1 7 points8 points ago

Isn't that like saying you like eggs in omelets?

I can't believe I laughed. (x-post from TwoX) by Edge578in ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]ellipses1 1 point2 points ago

Well, I mean... she IS fat

Anyone know where this cob house is at? by annahriin homestead

[–]ellipses1 2 points3 points ago

YO MR. WHITE, WHERE IT AT, BITCH?!

This girl goes to my school... by [deleted]in WTF

[–]ellipses1 60 points61 points ago

Volume 6, Section IV, paragraph 2, substatement 203.b... in the OLD edition.

The Internet's response to the announcement of Heath Ledger playing the Joker........We were so wrong... by RobertF23in movies

[–]ellipses1 -2 points-1 points ago

DM;SCOAHS

(Doesn't matter; shot cum on anne hathaway's stomach)

Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here - we made Super Troopers AND Beerfest and NOW "The Babymakers", out on August 3rd. AMA...with a TWIST! by kevinandjayin IAmA

[–]ellipses1 2 points3 points ago

Turn that frown upside down, nigger

Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here - we made Super Troopers AND Beerfest and NOW "The Babymakers", out on August 3rd. AMA...with a TWIST! by kevinandjayin IAmA

[–]ellipses1 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm just fucking with him; it's all good.

Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here - we made Super Troopers AND Beerfest and NOW "The Babymakers", out on August 3rd. AMA...with a TWIST! by kevinandjayin IAmA

[–]ellipses1 -6 points-5 points ago

It IS the top comment you fucking faggot! Goddamnit I hate you. Jesus.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]ellipses1 0 points1 point ago

I'm on mobile right now, do you have a link to confirm that or is it based on hearing cacti in the past?

If I wanted to buy an existing business, how do you come up with a price to offer? by ellipses1in AskReddit

[–]ellipses1[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's for sure... but certainly a 25 year old business is more secure than a startup, right?

If I wanted to buy an existing business, how do you come up with a price to offer? by ellipses1in AskReddit

[–]ellipses1[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not quite... :-)

If I wanted to buy an existing business, how do you come up with a price to offer? by ellipses1in AskReddit

[–]ellipses1[S] 0 points1 point ago

Done and done. I'm 29.

If I wanted to buy an existing business, how do you come up with a price to offer? by ellipses1in AskReddit

[–]ellipses1[S] 0 points1 point ago

But the money they are lending is at incredibly low rates. I believe that I can run this company more profitably than it is run now... and at 5%, I could easily repay the loan

If I wanted to buy an existing business, how do you come up with a price to offer? by ellipses1in AskReddit

[–]ellipses1[S] 0 points1 point ago

I know the industry well and I know how the company operates from top to bottom. But because I don't know how to price companies (an entirely unrelated field), I shouldn't consider buying one?

If a guy knows everything in the world about the plumbing business, should he not consider buying a plumbing company?

What myths about health/body are people the most stubborn about holding on too, despite the lack of any evidence to support them? by BriMcCin AskReddit

[–]ellipses1 2 points3 points ago

MY COLD IS HUNGRY FOR SOME PIZZA

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