This prom, Jimmy chose to branch out.

ticklemelmo · 3 days

Yeah. I see what you're saying. She's probably a bitch.

Edit: It WAS A JOKE
JEEEEEZ

grabeh · 3 days

Could be her dead daughter. People do that sort of thing all the time. Joke-killer, I know.

Verdauga · 3 days

For my high school graduation the valedictorian's speech was just the entire lyrics of "Time of Your Life" by Green Day.

Just terrible.

afreedman · 6 days

What did you today, beside totally miss the dickishness of his post?

figbash137 · 6 days

Your username belies your true party-pooperness.

ProjectStormy · 6 days

Yeah, I don't understand the need of anyone to talk about their gaming experience at all. When I sit in a dark room alone and game, eat crap, and look like shit, I do it because I don't want to interact with other people.

iHearYouLike · 7 days

But we'll let it slide, because it's math class, not english.

scruffygoldfish · 7 days

So nice people should be punished along with mean people by not being able to find a spot in the lot? Fuck that. If you live in a crappy neighborhood, don't buy a nice car.

If these scratches happen everywhere, park as far away from the entrance as possible so your car is alone.

siiiiik · 7 days

Calling an aspie girl batshit insane? Nice.

djstangl · 7 days

I DESERVE FREE STUFF

HaxEnabled · 7 days

He's got some of the heart pieces at DeCordova in Lincoln, MA. They're pretty sweet.

b0red · 7 days

Also, don't speed.

S1R · 7 days

Does anyone use their hands to flush those? I use my feet. (Better to get poopy shoes than poopy hands.)

ServerGeek · 7 days

But the population count is greater as well... there's really no good way to measure it.

Besides, it also depends on what else comes out at the time. If everything else is shit, then it only makes sense that more people will go see the decent flick.

There's really no way to measure movie success in a way that can be compared meaningfully to a movie's success from, say, 20 years ago.

marelle90 · 8 days

My roommate in college had a hamster named "Ajax". One night I walked in, and she and my wife (then girlfriend) were holding the hamster and laughing together.

"What's so funny?" I asked.

My roommate tickled the big, pink wrinkled mass beneath the hamster's tail and said, "Look, he likes getting his butt scratched. When I do this he gets really, really still,"

I looked at her, and then at the hamster.

"That's not his butt," I said.

And I never let her live it down.

citidela · 8 days

I think ibankai was making a joke...as in, the whole point of their job is to not be recognized. If you notice that they're not the actor, they've failed.

Maybe not, though.

djstangl · 8 days

I was listening to NPR and the guy being interviewed (someone who had intimate knowledge of how phone companies work) said that the unlimited data plans were offered to people before the phone companies really knew how much it would cost.

Apparently they lose a ton of money on them, and that no one in their right mind would offer such a plan today.

I wish I had the interviewee's name and credentials.

But ultimately, should people be allowed to have unlimited data forever because they signed on for it once? Most people I know have had the same company for years and will continue to stay with them. Should VZ absorb these costs until all of these users die of old age?

It sucks, yeah, but I think it sounds like a reasonable move.

nitrousconsumed · 8 days

You shouldn't hate Christina. She worked hard to get famous. So would the hypothetical prostitute. They both worked hard to get famous. Kim K didn't. There's the distinction.

niggahdoe · 8 days

Cool. But I feel like this works better for the Japanese, a small and inherently clean people. I was thinking of a solution for Americans. Being able to shit and piss everywhere is more up our alley.

niggahdoe · 8 days

The guy who pantses you also does that. Or, you swing your legs up to the monkey bars so your ass is hanging down, cheeks spread, and hope that this is enough for a clean poop.

IAmSoMeanMwahah · 8 days

I got Skyrim for Christmas too.

polydorr · 9 days

I got Skyrim for Christmas. I just started it. It's SWEEEEET

niggahdoe · 9 days

Beautiful. But why so unhappy?

niggahdoe · 9 days

Solution:

Monkey bars on the ceiling. You swing your way in, make your way to the stall, and piss into a hole in the floor. If you miss, who cares? Your feet never touch the ground.
No need to wash your hands either. Outside of the bathroom is a hand-sanitizer station, in case the monkey bars are gross.

Possible Issues:
Trolling: People putting grease on the monkey bars.

Getting your pants down and up again. Solution: Paid employee donning fisherman's waders pantses you as you come in, then pulls them back up when you leave.

Anyone want to create an illustration?

nitrousconsumed · 9 days

Again, prostitutes aren't famous. Yes, why would you hate some prostitute who got paid 1 million? You wouldn't. Because you wouldn't even know about it. Plus, she probably had to do unspeakable things for that money. She earned it, which is differently from Kim K.

Big ass and big boobs wasn't the main reason. I meant that they help her maintain her fame, not give it to her. Christina Hendricks is an average actress with an average imdb page. But she has huge knockers, and that keeps her plastered all over the place.

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