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Someone actually said this to me by jstohlerin AdviceAnimals

[–]dudeabides87 8 points9 points ago

To bad Costa RIca already has like 3 billion fucking trees.

German police fired just 85 bullets total in 2011. Meanwhile, in the United States, The Atlantic reported that in April, 84 shots were fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, and another 90 at an unarmed man in Los Angeles. by Fivaldoin politics

[–]dudeabides87 -1 points0 points ago

Yea every other post is how militarized america is and the same shit that always gets posted... I can contribute nothing if I want douch missile. You seem to be really good at it.

As a father of a 11 months old girl I can tell you, this is a 100% correct depiction of co-sleeping...I'm currently in the "Dog house" phase after some weeks in the "Roundhouse kick" phase by NulloKin funny

[–]dudeabides87 0 points1 point ago

Yea your logic is flawless. I guess me iiving it and seeing it work is not data rather tested fact. Sure if its an infant it could be crushed but doing it the right way and not when they are newborns is fine every once in a while. Your response will surely be another nutsack flapping upon the walls of crap.

As a father of a 11 months old girl I can tell you, this is a 100% correct depiction of co-sleeping...I'm currently in the "Dog house" phase after some weeks in the "Roundhouse kick" phase by NulloKin funny

[–]dudeabides87 0 points1 point ago

Ugh I wanna fart down your throat you sound like a thousand other reddit neckbeards with nothing original to say.

I am Eduardo Sanchez, director of The Blair Witch Project and Lovely Molly! by edsanchezin IAmA

[–]dudeabides87 0 points1 point ago

How proud are you to be kenny Powers dad?

We get it by ImBetterThanYou27in AdviceAnimals

[–]dudeabides87 -9 points-8 points ago

Die fags.

So I just watched Drive for the first time... by ashman87in movies

[–]dudeabides87 -1 points0 points ago

It dragged so hard in the middle and was kind of a bore. But the story and acting was pretty good.

Slash has mixed feelings about being inducted into the R & R Hall of Fame. "It's really hard to feel victorious when bands like Rush, Deep Purple, Cheap Trick and Kiss aren't there. It just doesn't seem right". by thewhitedeathin Music

[–]dudeabides87 0 points1 point ago

Rush isn't in but Madonna is... Nuff said. Its like the oscars, the real talent and good stuff is passed over for commercial success. I don't take the rock and roll HOF serious. Oh, and Slash is a fucking BOSS.

I help operate a small medical marijuana grow operation from my home. AMA by dorchesterlivein IAmA

[–]dudeabides87 -1 points0 points ago

Grand daddy purp is big here in miami and sells well, great mellow high and it smells dank as all hell.

I help operate a small medical marijuana grow operation from my home. AMA by dorchesterlivein IAmA

[–]dudeabides87 0 points1 point ago

Is growning it the right way as hard as it looks? I remember as a dumb kid a while back I would save my seeds and plant them all over my backyard in the spring and I'd say 5 of 30-40 grew pretty tall (like one foot) before my dads asshole landscapers cut them. Do you get satisfaction knowing that people are enjoying and get help from your hard work?

I help operate a small medical marijuana grow operation from my home. AMA by dorchesterlivein IAmA

[–]dudeabides87 0 points1 point ago

I had blue dream last week for the first time and WOW.

Reddit, what office jargon do you hate the most? by Ninja_Joein AskReddit

[–]dudeabides87 1 point2 points ago

Hurry up and wait to be voluntold to scrub the deck.

I heard scratching at my front door. I opened it. MOTHER OF GOD. by massarogiin WTF

[–]dudeabides87 0 points1 point ago

"Thanks for the leaves and stuff bro, but I'm here for the couch on craigslist."

TIL how Miami-Dade county is unlike over 99% of the other counties in the U.S. by errandwolfein Miami

[–]dudeabides87 -3 points-2 points ago

Internet douchnozzle!!!

Which 'fad' did you partake in and are now embarrassed to admit? by self_promotionin AskReddit

[–]dudeabides87 -1 points0 points ago

Pogs, ramping my hair with gel, the silver chain fad...ugh what a fag I was.

TIL how Miami-Dade county is unlike over 99% of the other counties in the U.S. by errandwolfein Miami

[–]dudeabides87 -6 points-5 points ago

Yea go fuck yourself scumbag. This place is a wasteland of douchrags like you, thus why I'm glad to leave this shit rag of a city. But seriously, pork missiles like yourself can suck my balls. I'm going somewhere that isn't infested by roaches (illegals and cubans) and where I can get a place that isn't vastly overpriced...

My dad just sent me this. "Should I see a doctor?" he asked. by Daviewaynein WTF

[–]dudeabides87 -3 points-2 points ago

Probably why I avoid swiss cheese like the plague... A cheesy plaugue.

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