OK single dudes and dudettes. Our turn: what's the biggest non sexual benefit of being forever alone? Are there any?

lifenovice · 1 day

Trust me, its not just you... i enjoy being with my friends but value my alone time more than anything else.

iambic9poetry · 5 days

I LOVE My Blue Heaven!

ThisIsNotTokyo · 5 days

You should really wear more sweaters

KimJongUno · 6 days

Must've been a fake name

leo104 · 6 days

Liz Lemon, Samantha Stevens, Artie from The Larry Sanders Show (his last name isn't revealed in the show)

KimJongUno · 6 days

You can always trust a Dave

KimJongUno · 6 days

My grandmother called them that, too! She also said you "laid a stinker".

KimJongUno · 6 days

My moms boyfriend's family calls them "fluff" too... it makes it easy to call them out in public without people getting offended. DID YOU FART? "Oh my fucking god those people are shitting their pants!" DID YOU FLUFF? "I could go for a fluffernutter!"

dhagey · 8 days

My parents and I were driving around the parking lot at the mall one day when it was really busy and no spaces were to be had. Finally, after driving around for a while, a space opened up right in front of us. My dad let the guy back out, had his signal on to show he was going into the space. Once he is pulling into a space a guy in a mercedes whips right into the space, inches away from tearing off our front bumper. My dad was LIVID. The Mercedes guy got out and was walking towards the mall when my dad rolled down the window and yelled "DO YOU LIVE HERE OR ARE YOU IN TOWN FOR THE ASSHOLE CONVENTION"

kyle-xy · 8 days

Maybe his mom is Matlock

suap · 9 days

That show is canceled and not airing

Ichthasen · 11 days

That *pitch.

pghpride · 13 days

You wouldn't know a good pizza if it slapped you in the face.

Haha er um, I agree. Police Station Pizza is near me but I have never had it, I need to give it a shot.

LiquidEyes · 14 days

Step away from the computer, perhaps take a chill pill, walk outside and get a breath of fresh air. I think you may need to step away from the internet for a couple days, he was fine for calling you out on that and you made yourself go from sounding slightly confused to an outright douche in a matter of seconds. Well played.

Dupen · 14 days

Only-child love, have an upvote

jed2dahorner · 15 days

That doesnt look like Monroeville Mall in Pittsburgh

onlythis · 16 days

Nope. I would have such crippling guilt the rest of my life that I seriously couldn't do it. I'm a wimp, I guess.

Gspence314 · 16 days

I go by "Dave". How did this come to be? Its a funny story - my full first name is David.

Magic_Sam · 16 days

The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia

jumpiejump · 16 days

We eat babies, mostly... well that's how people make us seem on Reddit half the time.

LazyVisionary · 16 days

GM introduced the Buick LaCrosse to laughs in Canada - apparently LaCrosse is another word for jerking off.

They called it the Buick Allure later.

GaryGump · 16 days

My family and friends and pets.

They're my heroes (well, maybe my cats aren't my heroes but you get the gist)

LaikaFromSpace · 16 days

I can sleep through an alarm clock going off ... people ask me to do it all the time (in my head)

H3000 · 16 days

A very good friend of mine who was 12 years older than I when we first had this conversation (he was my boss but he was only 30 at the time) about his family and pets. He, unbeknownst to me, had cats his entire life and loved them. He said randomly one day "I kinda thought that I'd be happy just having cats instead of have children - I wasn't a kid-friendly person so much. Then I had my daughter... and that all changed." He really put that into perspective.

H3000 · 16 days

Thank you, I didn't know how else to say it but you hit the nail on the head.

When I'm having a crummy day at the office or am fed up with daily life just knowing I can go back to my apartment have my two cats sitting there waiting for me honestly makes me feel better. I don't know if that's a recipe to be forever alone but hey it works for me.

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