please fellow ents i need your help :(((

cuteTiger · 14 days

Jesus, I love you too.

cuteTiger · 14 days

Yes, apparently I do. See?

cuteTiger · 15 days

NOOO, I didn't mean to like attack your comment, I was just saying how it's funny... because people use weed religiously and it's not allowed and then the hair drug tests offend religion and they're not allowed. See?

It's like they don't allow us to do something, even though religion wants it sometimes... but then they don't allow them to do something because religion doesn't want it.

PS Like I uptoked you and everything. No hatred was meant.♥

PSS: I meant on your previous comment, I don't want to lie to you.

cuteTiger · 15 days

Except wait, why did the Christians get all pissy? Don't they allow alcohol and smoking and stuff?

(I think I replied to myself. Sorry.)

cuteTiger · 15 days

Woah. I knew that hemp threatened the profits of the cotton, fossil fuel, and plastic industries, but I didn't know the first part or the last part. You're a cool being. Also I like your username. Thank you.

cuteTiger · 15 days

Then why is weed illegal?

Ratherfriendly · 21 days

She's a giant marshmallow.

shortstackcat · 28 days

I wouldn't mind having this guy in MY cookie jar if you know what I mean ;) ;)

VampireElf · 28 days

1220... because fuck school.

steelpeters · 1 month

:D It makes me smile like a loony.

steelpeters · 1 month

Oh... I didn't know this was a parody until I heard this.

darthpistachio · 1 month

I totally agree. I think I'm just going to not be a girl anymore...

brostentatious · 2 months

I opened it at school. No one warned me.

BigCatTherapist · 2 months

When I was in middle school, I had gone in to get a routine checkup. My little sisters were all there too and we had to get some shots. So when it was my turn, I shut my eyes and clenched my teeth... except I don't know how it happened but I ended up biting my nurse's hand really hard. I felt really bad, but he laughed it off and still makes fun of me to this day. My only question is... why the fuck was his hand close enough to my hand for me to bite??

TLDR; Bit nurse, he asked for it.

blueflow · 3 months

It's thirteen. There's a minus 1 in there, I knew it wasn't zero, but didn't notice that until reading the comments XP

tone_is_everything · 3 months

I wasn't trying to be...

tone_is_everything · 3 months

That guy looks kind of like Joe Jonas... (the 3rd one from the left)

Taylor1991 · 3 months

I've seen this on Tumblr (: Love it!

bronzedgarbage · 3 months

NO! You don’t know the power of the dark side!

_dustinm_ · 3 months

"The Forever Alone Pillow." Why does that feel almost insulting?

darthpistachio · 3 months

I would have agreed, except for the fact that the women were using religion to argue pro-life.

edit: In the article: "Across a crowded street, two people with 'God Is Pro-Life!' signs" and "She wanted to call the police because I was peacefully expressing my opinion on a public sidewalk and exercising my First Amendment rights, which is exactly what she was doing. But I’m not on 'God’s side,' am I."

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