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please fellow ents i need your help :((( by cuteTigerin trees

[–]darthpistachio 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, I love you too.

please fellow ents i need your help :((( by cuteTigerin trees

[–]darthpistachio 0 points1 point ago

Yes, apparently I do. See?

please fellow ents i need your help :((( by cuteTigerin trees

[–]darthpistachio 1 point2 points ago

NOOO, I didn't mean to like attack your comment, I was just saying how it's funny... because people use weed religiously and it's not allowed and then the hair drug tests offend religion and they're not allowed. See?

It's like they don't allow us to do something, even though religion wants it sometimes... but then they don't allow them to do something because religion doesn't want it.

PS Like I uptoked you and everything. No hatred was meant.♥

PSS: I meant on your previous comment, I don't want to lie to you.

please fellow ents i need your help :((( by cuteTigerin trees

[–]darthpistachio 0 points1 point ago

Except wait, why did the Christians get all pissy? Don't they allow alcohol and smoking and stuff?

(I think I replied to myself. Sorry.)

please fellow ents i need your help :((( by cuteTigerin trees

[–]darthpistachio 7 points8 points ago

Woah. I knew that hemp threatened the profits of the cotton, fossil fuel, and plastic industries, but I didn't know the first part or the last part. You're a cool being. Also I like your username. Thank you.

please fellow ents i need your help :((( by cuteTigerin trees

[–]darthpistachio 21 points22 points ago

Then why is weed illegal?

Rarity Topless and in a Bikini by Ratherfriendlyin mlpmature

[–]darthpistachio 2 points3 points ago

She's a giant marshmallow.

this guy by shortstackcatin funny

[–]darthpistachio 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't mind having this guy in MY cookie jar if you know what I mean ;) ;)

What little easter eggs on websites do you love? by VampireElfin AskReddit

[–]darthpistachio 0 points1 point ago*

1220... because fuck school.

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer by steelpetersin Music

[–]darthpistachio 0 points1 point ago

:D It makes me smile like a loony.

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer by steelpetersin Music

[–]darthpistachio 5 points6 points ago

Oh... I didn't know this was a parody until I heard this.

Women... by darthpistachioin funny

[–]darthpistachio 0 points1 point ago

I totally agree. I think I'm just going to not be a girl anymore...

YES.. someone fell for it! by brostentatiousin funny

[–]darthpistachio 1 point2 points ago

I opened it at school. No one warned me.

Reddit, what's your most embarrassing doctors office story? I'll start... by BigCatTherapistin AskReddit

[–]darthpistachio -1 points0 points ago

When I was in middle school, I had gone in to get a routine checkup. My little sisters were all there too and we had to get some shots. So when it was my turn, I shut my eyes and clenched my teeth... except I don't know how it happened but I ended up biting my nurse's hand really hard. I felt really bad, but he laughed it off and still makes fun of me to this day. My only question is... why the fuck was his hand close enough to my hand for me to bite??

TLDR; Bit nurse, he asked for it.

no words by blueflowin facepalm

[–]darthpistachio -1 points0 points ago

It's thirteen. There's a minus 1 in there, I knew it wasn't zero, but didn't notice that until reading the comments XP

Hugh Laurie, Tony Slattery, Stephen Fry, Penny Dwyer, Emma Thompson and Paul Shearer congratulating a funny guy. by tone_is_everythingin entertainment

[–]darthpistachio -1 points0 points ago

That guy looks kind of like Joe Jonas... (the 3rd one from the left)

Am I doing this right? :) by Taylor1991in Art

[–]darthpistachio 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this on Tumblr (: Love it!

How I feel trying to open pistachio shells. by bronzedgarbagein AdviceAnimals

[–]darthpistachio 1 point2 points ago

NO! You don’t know the power of the dark side!

These little bastards.... by _dustinm_in funny

[–]darthpistachio 0 points1 point ago

"The Forever Alone Pillow." Why does that feel almost insulting?

What abortion protesters don't realize by darthpistachioin atheism

[–]darthpistachio[S] 26 points27 points ago*

I would have agreed, except for the fact that the women were using religion to argue pro-life.

edit: In the article: "Across a crowded street, two people with 'God Is Pro-Life!' signs" and "She wanted to call the police because I was peacefully expressing my opinion on a public sidewalk and exercising my First Amendment rights, which is exactly what she was doing. But I’m not on 'God’s side,' am I."

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