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"Hulk Smashes the Kardashians" by my 10-year old son by greenconverse11in funny

[–]cptahb 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure there is significant overlap between the two groups.

Don't run red lights... by TheSquirtleSquadin WTF

[–]cptahb 0 points1 point ago

It's also quoted in the epigram to the waste land. which is culturally a bigger deal (arguably? in certain circles? as an English major I've totally lost touch) than heart of darkness and what I immediately thought of.

uhm. inception?

I don't think this magazine has ever felt skateboard griptape.. [slightly NSFW] by A_Krakenin WTF

[–]cptahb 29 points30 points ago

So you maintain a pushup position with your back slightly arched for a long period of time, while she keeps sliding slightly too far away from you, so your dick keeps falling out of her, but you can't put it back in because you're busy holding a stress position, and she's all fumbling around to get it back in and then makes the skateboard tip over (which lands on your finger) and then has to climb back on and just keep trying? And how long does this dance go on for? Who is having fun? Why didn't I dump her when I had that chance with Jessica? Jessica would never put me through this bullshit.

Captain Canada by Jester747in canada

[–]cptahb 3 points4 points ago

So, exactly the same as the American version but with a different logo? Sounds like an appropriate mascot.

Natalie Portman, step by step pencil drawing by M.A. Darko Mitrevski by darko1984in JudgeMyArt

[–]cptahb 0 points1 point ago

Step 1: Start drawing Natalie Portman

Steps 2-4: Finish drawing Natalie Portman

This is so fucked up- by Wexragesin WTF

[–]cptahb 1 point2 points ago

all dark with majestic mountains and white helvetica text

This is so fucked up- by Wexragesin WTF

[–]cptahb 1 point2 points ago

I wanna make one of those 'quotes porn' desktop pictures of this

This is so fucked up- by Wexragesin WTF

[–]cptahb 2 points3 points ago

this is like the best comment ever

Ultimate Raptors Rankings €“ No. 1: Vince Carter. Agree? by pokemon20001in torontoraptors

[–]cptahb 0 points1 point ago

Best as a raptor or best player to play for the raptors? IMO Hakeem was a better player over his career -- he was just on the way out by the time he played for us. No argument that Vince has been the most important player for the franchise though.

A Visual Guide to References in T.S. Eliot's The Waste Land (1922) by punkandpoetryin literature

[–]cptahb 0 points1 point ago

how did you find the waste land tasteless?

You had ONE job... by jqrd4nin funny

[–]cptahb 1 point2 points ago

I used to work picking corn and we would fill those things, like 20 a day. you mean we could have filled half that and gotten away with it??

The Great Porn Experiment - TED by feureauin psychology

[–]cptahb 11 points12 points ago*

Can you talk more about why evolutionary psych is BS? I have no background in the field at all, but I keep having this gut-level negative reaction to evolutionary psych that I can't seem to shake or justify. I like that you say you wouldn't even compare the human male to other primates -- can you elaborate on that? Sorry to pounce on you here, it's just an argument I don't often see made that I'm interested in

edit: thanks for all the awesome responses y'all

YouTube comment or E. E. Cummings? by apiin literature

[–]cptahb 5 points6 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ee_cummings#Name_and_capitalization

"Cummings himself used both the lowercase and capitalized versions, though he most often signed his name with capitals.[32]"

"One Cummings scholar believes that on the rare occasions that Cummings signed his name in all lowercase, he may have intended it as a gesture of humility, not as an indication that it was the preferred orthography for others to use.[32]"

Concerning Marijuana, why not go with an option where everyone can save face politically and hold a national referendum? by UGXin canada

[–]cptahb 4 points5 points ago

seriously. anything else is reckless and stupid.

Concerning Marijuana, why not go with an option where everyone can save face politically and hold a national referendum? by UGXin canada

[–]cptahb 3 points4 points ago

we shouldn't listen to them because they are an example of how to live, we should listen to them because they are our largest trading partner

Concerning Marijuana, why not go with an option where everyone can save face politically and hold a national referendum? by UGXin canada

[–]cptahb 24 points25 points ago

Because it will pass and pot will be legal, and our relations with the united states will go to shit. Canada wants legal pot but for political reasons can't have it.

How is Your Homescreen Setup? by Rannelbradin iphone

[–]cptahb 6 points7 points ago

fuckin' newsstand.

A life painting I just finished by Partheusin Art

[–]cptahb -8 points-7 points ago

it really does. I do both. the thing about oil paints is there are no layers and no undos. no custom brushes. it takes the same amount of talent as far as coming up with a composition, understanding light/proportion, etc. but it is far easier to paint on a computer. oils takes a lot more discipline and planning imo

The Canadian Forces will get rid of its air defence equipment, shut down military housing in Toronto, Vancouver and Winnipeg and cut back on army training, according to documents leaked to the Citizen by ichthisin canada

[–]cptahb 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why this is in the negative. Seriously, there are budget cuts all over and people are awfully upset over the F35s

Who said it, James Joyce or Kool Keith? by madananin literature

[–]cptahb 2 points3 points ago

10/10... guessed mostly based on the rhythm/rhyme scheme. the kk quotes are pretty clearly rap

Why men seem to be more attractive to women when they already have a partner (not sure if this is the right subreddit but anyway...) by modernboxin psychology

[–]cptahb 2 points3 points ago

Being in a committed relationship also shows a willingness to commit, which is something a lot of women struggle to find in men. It's a basic show of respect towards women and the institution of the romantic relationship.

Google Begins Testing Its Augmented Reality Glasses (Pics & Video) by nickbiltonin technology

[–]cptahb 36 points37 points ago

Besides being fucking creepy

How do you make your reading experience more memorable? by Eowyn27in books

[–]cptahb 2 points3 points ago*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Close_reading#Examples

Reminded me of this.

edit: Just gonna copy/paste:

A truly attentive close reading of a two-hundred-word poem might be thousands of words long without exhausting the possibilities for observation and insight. To take an even more extreme example, Jacques Derrida's essay Ulysses Gramophone, which J. Hillis Miller describes as a "hyperbolic, extravagant... explosion" of the technique of close reading, devotes more than eighty pages to an interpretation of the word "yes" in James Joyce's modernist novel Ulysses.

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