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Unexpected voyeur. Creepy or Not? Anything like this happen to you? (NSFW) by mackinoncougarsin AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 1 point2 points ago

Creepy is walking up to the window, testing to see if it's locked, opening it from the outside, adjusting the shades so you have a better view, taking a video and posting on the internet.

You just did what any normal person did... watched someone being an exhibitionist. Your female only thinks it was creepy because it wasn't a hot stud for her to feast her eyes on.

Video of him riding it or GTFO by SithLardin motorcycles

[–]cepheus42 0 points1 point ago

And his name was McGyver.

sheep causing mayhem again by ThreeJabin pics

[–]cepheus42 0 points1 point ago

Sheep go to heaven, but goats go to hell.

Why is getting a small auto loan such a pain in the ass? by THIS-MAKES-ME-MOISTin AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 0 points1 point ago

Ah, sorry... though you said cash. :)

Why is getting a small auto loan such a pain in the ass? by THIS-MAKES-ME-MOISTin AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 3 points4 points ago

Getting any loan these days is a pain in the ass. The banks screwed up, now everyone else has to pay.

Course, if you have that much in cash assets... why would you want an f'ing loan? Buy it outright, and tell their finance company and their "by the time you finish paying for this car, you'll have paid four times what its worth" plan to stick it.

Help me fall in love with history by yellow_gatoradein booksuggestions

[–]cepheus42 1 point2 points ago

Here's a list for you: http://www.goodreads.com/list/show/290.Best_American_History_books

In particular, the first three books are really great. I also loved the "Lies My Teacher Told Me" book, which corrects many falsehoods we learn in grade school. "The Civil War" by Shelby Foote is the definitively history of the war, and derives (or inspired) the Ken Burns series.

How much to charge for a short story (~25,000) by WoefulKnightin writing

[–]cepheus42 9 points10 points ago

$2.99

Don't sell it short. 25,000 words is novella length. Even crap short stories of 7,500 words go for $2.99 on KDP. And if you sell for LESS than $2.99, you can only take the 30% profit deal. $2.99 or higher allows you to take the 70% profit margin.

I met a girl in a club and she agreed to be tied-up, but when she saw the rope she ran out of my place, naked, and woke up my neighbor. [x-post from r/tifu] by shamefullFailurein Bondage

[–]cepheus42 27 points28 points ago

Nope. You shouldn't. Everyone likes kink, but what you like and what your neighbor likes are different. She might like going to clubs and sucking off strange men in the restroom. Don't let HER sense of what is moral and righteous affect YOUR sense of the same. The girl over reacted, you have nothing to be ashamed about. Jesus, get a hold of yourself and tell them to fuck off, it's your life, and you do what you enjoy.

Requests for Pictures! by dino_rawrin dino_rawr

[–]cepheus42 2 points3 points ago

Her pussy and tits never get boring. :D

Requests for Pictures! by dino_rawrin dino_rawr

[–]cepheus42 1 point2 points ago

I have a feeling I won't get my wish. Oh well... she did say silly! :)

Requests for Pictures! by dino_rawrin dino_rawr

[–]cepheus42 2 points3 points ago

Outside photo, naked from the waist down, with an umbrella over your head. Seriously. That's what I want.

IAmA 24 yo girl who works in the offices of Orgasm.com AMAA by orgasmdotcomin IAmA

[–]cepheus42 5 points6 points ago

Luckily I have great grammar, wonderful spelling, and I never wear socks when I type. Care to read my stories?

Sigh... just another lonely IT guy...

IAmA 24 yo girl who works in the offices of Orgasm.com AMAA by orgasmdotcomin IAmA

[–]cepheus42 136 points137 points ago

Speak for yourself. I win all the time. At orgasm.com anyways.

Which would you buy for ~$30k? '92-'93ish NSX or early C6 Corvette? by PenisWrinklein cars

[–]cepheus42 1 point2 points ago

For 30K you can get a Corvette C2 runner with some needs. That's the route I would take, but admittedly for me it's not all about the speed and handling, it's about the cool factor and the look of the car.

Does using imgur to look at NSFW things hide what I'm doing from IT or am I kidding myself? by Girricanein AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 0 points1 point ago

Oh, absolutely. Back when I was a tech, I was helping a secretary get on her boss' computer because he needed a file while he was on the road. She knew it was an image file, but not the name, and after we got logged in as an admin we started going through his profile. Yeah... we found some porn, and she started yelling "close it, close it, close it!" and then walked out of the office. I had to report him, he was reprimanded, it was a whole huge thing. Felt bad, he was a nice guy everyone liked, but my hands were tied at that point. If I had find it by myself, no problem, but the involvement of another person, particularly a woman, made it an issue that I had to escalate to cover my own ass.

Does using imgur to look at NSFW things hide what I'm doing from IT or am I kidding myself? by Girricanein AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 0 points1 point ago

Depends on what type of filtering they are doing. We have 5,000 employees, so ours is a simple hard block with warning message. They are doing a study right now of traffic with one small group to determine if they can better shape traffic by blocking other sites, but when we've gone to the networking group to deal with complaints about specific users useage, their answer is "it's too much hassle to try and weed out traffic for one user, and you can't tell how long they sat on a site, only how often they hit a link."

Again, that probably depends on what tools the department has to use for these purposes.

Does using imgur to look at NSFW things hide what I'm doing from IT or am I kidding myself? by Girricanein AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 2 points3 points ago

I work IT, so I can speak to this directly. First, yes, they COULD if they really wanted to check every single website you are viewing. However, most companies never bother, because the volume of web traffic is so large they would spend a week just analyzing every single link everyone has gone to in a single hour to figure out what is bad and what is legitimate. They might institute some sort of filtering or blocking system to weed out traffic by specific tags, like porn, but since imgur isn't necessarily porn it won't get blocked (not all the time... our filters at work are good enough that they do sometimes pick up the tags people apply to a photo or the words they use to describe it and block the content anyways). There's just not enough resources to handle checking every single users web useage.

The only time most IT departments take an interest in what a specific user is doing is if there is a complaint or a reason given to do so (ie, performance problems, too much time on internet, etc.). So, really... you're probably pretty safe, don't sweat it.

I am making a Murder Mystery Dinner to host with 20 friends. Anyone got any crazy plot ideas? by artist9120in AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 1 point2 points ago

Ace Johnson, helicopter and tour pilot, also a bit dense and thick headed.

Mandy McReady, a nurse with a heart of gold, and a size GG chest.

Kicking out my unemployed 20 yr old man-child, am I doing this right? by howd_this_happenin AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 1 point2 points ago

I did it. I didn't get my degree until 25 years after I graduated high school. :-)

Kicking out my unemployed 20 yr old man-child, am I doing this right? by howd_this_happenin AskReddit

[–]cepheus42 0 points1 point ago

You're right, and there are plenty of jobs if people are willing to work. I worked shit jobs like flipping burgers and washing dishes for years, until I finally wised up, cut my hair, and turned 80wpm typing into administrative jobs, and eventually IT jobs. I lived in a boarding house for a while when that was all I could afford, 1 room with a broken fridge and a bathroom shared by everyone on the same floor. And when I was a mooch on my friends, I got called on it and asked to leave. But I made my own way, I didn't keep moving back in with my parents like it seems so many kids do today. When they are taking college classes, sure, I think that's fine. Lazy, unemployed, playing video games all day? Get the fuck out, slacker.

We are way too easy on our kids these days. They need to hit the road and make a life for themselves, the salad days end when you turn 18, just as mine did.

Helicopter airlifting an A/C unit through downtown Baltimore. by vsalin pics

[–]cepheus42 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't that a number of years ago? Or was this recent? I remember seeing the same site back in the 1990's down near the inner harbor.

[Critique-Beginner] An unfinished military sci-fi novella (around 20,000 words) by leton98609in writing

[–]cepheus42 2 points3 points ago

Will read more later. First thought to you: drop all the footnotes, let your reader figure out what you are describing. If you feel you need footnotes, then there's a problem with your writing. I should be able to tell or be able to figure out that the V-67 is a tilt-rotor craft, not have you explaining it to me, it takes the reader out of the story.

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