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I'm no longer a 23 year old virgin! Awww Yeah!!! by Mazer7014in funny

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

You dont count getting anal as sex? repost

I'm Sick of Lying to Myself. (20/F/206lbs) by megzxoin keto

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

uh, you look pretty damn good at 215

10 Weeks of Keto-Progress Pics inside by elephantbabiesin keto

[–]captainsausage 2 points3 points ago

Very good job. Major difference in 10 weeks. I dont see progress in your head, its big and yellow in every pic.

Where are you from? by Unbirthin keto

[–]captainsausage 1 point2 points ago

Boston

Ketoer looking for a body check. (NSFW) by conflictedheartin keto

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

you look excellent.

Funniest blasphemy by zergl1ngin atheism

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

holey crap, that funny

Going to hell.... by LegendaryCin funny

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

Too soon

Twins or what? by pandatitsin funny

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

nailed it

I'm turning 18 but don't have any friends for a party... by ThirdSpartacusin AskReddit

[–]captainsausage -1 points0 points ago

This is why he has no friends. He has not responded to any of us.

Help a brother out! by BarackObamazingin funny

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

Why would you downvote this? Please reddit dont cockblock!

Just found out my 13 year old is an Atheist by captainsausagein atheism

[–]captainsausage[S] 0 points1 point ago

I have only been on for about 3 months. Im still learning. Is tehre anyway for me to make that post available again?

Just found out my 13 year old is an Atheist by captainsausagein atheism

[–]captainsausage[S] 0 points1 point ago

lol, sorry if I came off wrong, I just thought you were thinking that I was lying about posting here the other day.

22 i [F]eel ugly by ijustwackedoffin amiugly

[–]captainsausage 0 points1 point ago

Girls have faces?

Just found out my 13 year old is an Atheist by captainsausagein atheism

[–]captainsausage[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes I did, I removed it because three days later I was still getting messages over it. See all that karma? From atheists! We had a very intelligent discussion that day. Why do I feel violated that you are looking through my history? What if I was always on r/donkeybangers? I would be really embarrassed right now

Just found out my 13 year old is an Atheist by captainsausagein atheism

[–]captainsausage[S] 0 points1 point ago

I will. I told him, hey man, free food and free gifts

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