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(Spoilers all) You can change one event that would affect the entire subsequent plot, what would it be? by thefranin asoiaf

[–]caprican27 2 points3 points ago

Baelor Breakspear not dying. He would've been one of the best Targaryen kings, plus, if he was king, House Targaryen would have gone in a completely different direction. No Summerhall, no Mad King, no Battle of the Trident, and none of the tragedy that follows the Targaryen downfall

If you could get rid of one social custom what would it be? by JackPhilbyin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 2 points3 points ago

Most meals aren't complete without getting a lot of rice and sauce in your hands

Amazons daily deal epsecially awesome today. Just got slaughterhouse 5 for a buck by thegrayvenin books

[–]caprican27 4 points5 points ago

Wow, there are a lot of good dystopian novels there. Make room Make room, and The Day of the Triffids are both incredibly good, as I hear. Most people will probably be familiar with the former, since it eventually became Soylent Green

I need some book recommendations for a pretty specific topic. by awaywethrow1982in books

[–]caprican27 1 point2 points ago

Be warned thought, the book isn't entirely focused on Oscar. A lot of the chapters focus on the ancestors of Oscar, and are used to show how bad luck just seems to run in their family

Hey reddit, what are some questions that only your gender would know the answer to? by doubleMdoubleLin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 16 points17 points ago

I always thought that being kicked in the vagina was like being kicked in the nuts. But then, a thread while back said that being kicked in the nuts was tantamount to being kicked in the ovaries, while being kicked in the vagina was like being kicked in the cock

Hey reddit, what are some questions that only your gender would know the answer to? by doubleMdoubleLin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 -18 points-17 points ago

Jolly Rancher

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 11 points12 points ago

Shall I take the word of a man acursed by the gods themselves?

What lies were you told as a child that you learned were false when you grew up? by Shakennapoleonin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 32 points33 points ago

"Masturbation is only normal in your teen years"

Hahaha, good one, Christian Living Education teacher!

What lies were you told as a child that you learned were false when you grew up? by Shakennapoleonin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 11 points12 points ago

A bunch of nuns in my school told us that a group of Christians in Indonesia were saved from the Tsunami, since they were forced to celebrate in a high hill out of time. Years later, Snopes showed me that they were lying

If all of the bullshit they told us was actual shit, I'm sure the stench would be unbearable

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 426 points427 points ago

No, [inset name here], you are not the pinnacle of the internet just because you once said, "u mad bro", in daily conversation. And also, you weren't the first person to discover memes, so don't act like you're part of an elite group of hackers, or something

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 343 points344 points ago*

Also, how you say your opinion also matter greatly

Which is why saying something like: "While I think that the government has no say in dictating the personal lives of others, I, personally, am rather uncomfortable with homosexual people."

Is far better than saying something like: "Ewww, fags! Y da fuck dont u all die now, pleaze. So sick of fags asslicking and buttsexing. Get aids and die!! But girlz, if ya'll like to make out and shit, homie's fine with dat!"

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]caprican27 43 points44 points ago

And all the seawater I can drink!

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]caprican27 27 points28 points ago

Grumble Grumble, all you happy gay people being fabulous and shit with your significant others, while all the cards I'm dealt with are repressed homophobes and guys who fuck anything that moves

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]caprican27 711 points712 points ago

Hell, I'd be shoplifting at the dollar store

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]caprican27 0 points1 point ago

Ah, healthcare in Sweden, then?

I need some book recommendations for a pretty specific topic. by awaywethrow1982in books

[–]caprican27 4 points5 points ago

Death in Venice, has a grown man become infatuated with a beautiful Venetian youth in the midst of a plague.

Norwegian Wood and Sputnik Sweetheart, deals a lot with loving people who don't love you back. It's heartbreaking, really.

The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, centers on a protagonist who manages to fall in love with nearly every girl he sees.

Never let me go, centers on two people who are in love, but they just don't realize it yet.

The Virgin Suicides is about a group of teenage boys infatuated with a bunch of seclusive, isolated, almost disturbed teenage girls.

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 1583 points1584 points ago

Hey guys, does anyone else hate Beiber/Twilight/Nicki Minaj?

Whats one food from your culture that you can't stand? by Adyalasin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 2 points3 points ago

Dinuguan. It's like a kind of blood stew. I always found the taste a bit too metallic and bitter

Hey reddit, what are some questions that only your gender would know the answer to? by doubleMdoubleLin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 48 points49 points ago

Alternately, for circumcised guys, when your banjo string snaps

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]caprican27 1 point2 points ago

Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him!

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]caprican27 17 points18 points ago

Healthcare in Canada too?

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]caprican27 6 points7 points ago

Ahem ahem. The transmission rates between lesbians is almost nil

Hey reddit, what are some questions that only your gender would know the answer to? by doubleMdoubleLin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 57 points58 points ago

The horrors of pissing after mistakenly using soap as lubricant to fap

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 426 points427 points ago

Constant complaining is not something noble. If you complain about the quality of reddit once or twice, or when you see that no one else is calling out, it's fine. But if you do nothing but complain and complain about the content of this site, then that's when we have a problem, because I am so tired of seeing threads where the top ten or twenty comments are about how dumb redditors are for not calling OP out

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]caprican27 1479 points1480 points ago

Being an atheist, unlike being a vegan, doesn't come with super powers.

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