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I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 0 points1 point ago

I believe everyone loves them.

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 0 points1 point ago

No idea. :( Some girl tried wearing cute yoga pants, but I HAD to tell her to go home and change. Being a manager sucks. Everyone hates you when you tell them no. :(

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 1 point2 points ago

Stupid Wendy's work pants.

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 0 points1 point ago

Male.

I want that meatball! by boffer4lifein funny

[–]boffer4life[S] 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like he's saying "I want dat beeshbawl"

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I want that meatball! (youtube.com)

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We Sing The Forest Electric. (youtube.com)

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TIL in 2004-2005, McDonalds paid rappers to mention Big Macs in their songs and paid them $5 each time their songs got played on the radio. by IrritableOwlSyndromein todayilearned

[–]boffer4life 0 points1 point ago

I would write a rap song titled "Big Mac". Every word would be "Big Mac". It would be 5 minutes long. I would pay a radio station to play it at least 10 times a day. I would be rich. So rich.

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] -2 points-1 points ago

My work pants. :( I changed my shirt, but it was laundry day.

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Those are all fantastic! :3

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 0 points1 point ago

They're my work pants. ><

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha. They're my work pants. I'm a manager at Wendy's.

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 0 points1 point ago

I may need to go to the hospital then.... Heh

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Gotta love them Teckos!

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] -6 points-5 points ago

He loves dem flies.

I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. by boffer4lifein pics

[–]boffer4life[S] 110 points111 points ago

Thank you. And I knew that, because he looked me dead in the eye and told me...

Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe? by oldspicerolldadicein AskReddit

[–]boffer4life 0 points1 point ago

I'm watching scrubs this very moment. Actually, I just watched that episode. Creepy. o.0

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I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by boffer4life to pics

My new Gecko likes them as much as you do. by boffer4lifein funny

[–]boffer4life 2 points3 points ago

Will do. Thank you. :3

TIL that Bob Marley's last words (to his son Ziggy) were "Money can't buy life". by mybrainisaphaserin todayilearned

[–]boffer4life 5 points6 points ago

I'm not high, but I think I understand... Nope. Yep.. Maybe?

Adult Swim just announced that Toonami is returning May 26, 2012. What shows do you think they should air? by billybobskcorin AskReddit

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My wife is disabled due to a crash accident that happened 4 years ago. Is it wrong of me to want to move on with my life? by ThrowawayAcctforeverin AskReddit

[–]boffer4life 3 points4 points ago

That brought a tear to my eye...

To all those college and high school redditors out there... by Heyheyheyabby135in funny

[–]boffer4life 0 points1 point ago

I am neither a college or a high school. Good day to you, sir!

You are now gay. by c4lmlikeab0mbin funny

[–]boffer4life 12 points13 points ago

I'm now building a time machine. Whoever else wants some of that old-time beefcake, come along.

My friend honestly believed all of these. She refused to think they were fake until I could provide links saying otherwise. by joelectronin WTF

[–]boffer4life 1 point2 points ago

How is she not dead?

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