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I can "pop" my nose at will. What is something interesting yet utterly useless that your body can do? by DrMasterBlasterin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

I can pop my sternum

How do you know if you're in love? by heavymetalangelfuckin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

If you have to ask if your in love, your not.

Thought experiment: A car, filled with illegal street drugs, parked in a dodgy neighborhood. Someone breaks in, drugs are disseminated, and a whole bunch of people die from overdose. Who is to blame? by throwaway5051901in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 1 point2 points ago

the people who did the drugs

Reddit, what's your favorite fast food meal? by 09112001in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

A big mac value meal supersized with a coke, and three cheese burgers on the side......god i think im a fattie on the inside cant gain weight to save my life though :(

Why do people immediately reach for their smartphones out in public when they're bored? by argen27in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 1 point2 points ago

...have you heard of a game called angry birds?

What makes you feel luckier than others? by Garglemesh113in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

The fact that Ive been shot more times than 50 cent and am still alive to talk about it

What is the absolute worst way to die? by Brendaniusin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

came here just to say that

Reddit, what phrase or word (properly or improperly used) really irks you? I'll start by TrollingStone1in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much!

Reddit, have you had a parent who has ever done something to you that you cannot forgive them for? by BL0NDEEEEEin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 1 point2 points ago

hooah

Reddit, what phrase or word (properly or improperly used) really irks you? I'll start by TrollingStone1in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

lol well thank you. Could you help me find a website that explains when and when not to use it?

Reddit, what phrase or word (properly or improperly used) really irks you? I'll start by TrollingStone1in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

Wow I will be honest, I never knew that it was sometimes correct to say "my friend and me". Youll have to forgive me lol english is my second language and I am still trying to grasp everything. Looks like I have more studying to do

My virgin friend made a horrible joke saying that I'm the fastest in the world in bed. What's the best come back line for this bad taste joke? by kap420min AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 1 point2 points ago

Doesnt matter. Still had sex

What's something your SO has done lately that made you proud to know them? by C4tL1keThi3fin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

lol you have no idea!

What's something your SO has done lately that made you proud to know them? by C4tL1keThi3fin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 1 point2 points ago

She cooked me meatloaf, mashed potatoes and green beans upon my arrival back from the feild all while planning a kick ass birthday party for me as well

Reddit - does anyone else get a euphoric sensation when talking to certain people? by noobstixin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

Honestly as cheesy as it sounds I get this feeling everytime I talk to my SO

Alright reddit, what's your scenario in which you would kill another human being? by J-scagsin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 1 point2 points ago

war, as I am infantry...kinda my job so i guess in theory that would mean all i would need is a pay check :p

What's the craziest thing you've done to be healthy? by fupaphilin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

The first two or three seconds is the best thing ever...anything more you just feel like your getting raped by cherry garcia shutters

We are having a theater play. We all must participate. What is your role, based on your username? by we_must_playin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

I would be the super chill guitar player from new orelans

Reddit, have you had a parent who has ever done something to you that you cannot forgive them for? by BL0NDEEEEEin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 16 points17 points ago

my thoughts exactly! upboat for you

I have a fear of peaches. What are your strange fears/phobias reddit? by Wingsuitin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 1 point2 points ago

The sound of a vacum cleaner

What's the craziest thing you've done to be healthy? by fupaphilin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

Coming back from deployment I had lost alot of weight. I am 6'5" and my weight was 120lb. To gain weight back I would melt pints of ben and jerrys in the microwave so I could chug them to get the calories and fat in my body that I needed. I would eat about 7k callories a day due to my fast motabolism

Considering amputating my arm... by handyandy86in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

I could not care less if a person has one arm. I think that anyone who would judge you for that isnt worth your time anyways. On a similar note, I was injured pretty badly when my convoy hit a road side IED and my left leg from the middle of my calf down was almost completly severed. I ordered the doctors who wanted to amputate to not do so. The pain I now live with on a daily basis in unimaginable to the normal man. In hind sight I would glady have my leg amputated now. If its causes you more harm than good I say do away with it.

Reddit, what phrase or word (properly or improperly used) really irks you? I'll start by TrollingStone1in AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

I loathe it when a person says "my friend and me" I want to stab them in the neck with a knife screaming "my friend and I you twat!"

Reddit, have you had a parent who has ever done something to you that you cannot forgive them for? by BL0NDEEEEEin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 211 points212 points ago

When I joined the military and told my mother, she said "I cant belive that the ARMY has lowered their standards enough to let you join. I dont see you going very far before your killed for doing something stupid." I am glad to say that 7 years and 5 deployments later. I did better that good and have been promoted above my peers and love my carreer.

What is your favorite curse word? by I_may_be_crazyin AskReddit

[–]bluesplayer86 0 points1 point ago

If that goes by the frequency of use, it would have to be fuck however, my favorite word is cunt.

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