What do you tell people who message you with "hi" on the internet?

archant

Listen to the end and tell me you don't want to break things.

archant

Reminds me of megaman for some reason.

archant

Listen to this if you liked that http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/s/Mykonos/2pYfGK

archant

how can you like such awful and great music at the same time? You're like some sort of mutant. Not that that's a bad thing.

archant

Stop sleeping with transformers.

archant

you'll never use another mid range gun once you get it. Endgame for me was The Terrible Shotgun, Lincoln's Repeater, Deathclaw Hand, and some Nuka Grenades if things got hairy.

archant

I didn't even know it did this right away, until I saw a hand hanging on a wall near an enemy I killed, with a spike sticking out of it, and I was like "Huh, that's strange, the devs went through the trouble of decorating this one wall with a limb? Wait a second... I DID THAT!!!"

archant

you weaponize it by only letting it shoot blue portals, with a permanant orange portal hovering over a vat of lava.

archant

The Terrible Shotgun can take out super mutant behemoths in one shot as well.

archant

Actually I think that may be the worst gun in the game, but the most fun. It's the worst because once I got it, it took half my stock of mini-nukes just to fire it once, and there is absolutely nothing in the game that would require being hit with 8 mini-nukes at once to be killed. Extreme overkill. I did fire it straight up in the middle of megaton though, that was fun.

"Glad we don't have to worry about that bomb in the center of town anym-"BOOM

archant

if you raid fort Independence they have a little extra ammo.

archant

What if your head was a giant donut?

archant

He didn't have the license points?

archant

SPOILER ALERT

archant

Much simpler, safer, not quite so potent method:

Buy 40% (80 proof) alchohol, something white like vodka.
Pick a bunch of fresh catnip (should work with dry too).
Buy a mason jar, pour vodka and catnip in, seal.
Leave in a dark place like the closet and shake vigorously once a day for 2 weeks.
You now have a tincture of catnip. You can put it in a spray bottle of some sort. Spray the scratching post, or your roomates socks in the sock drawer.

archant

right, and rice vinegar, not white vinegar. It also has a bit of sugar too. This is what causes it to become super super sticky.

archant

I grew up filipino style and can verify this to be false.

archant

I thought Troi was there for the supernatural stuff.

archant

When you said "D!" I thought it was Geordi making a frowney face.

archant

He wasn't?

archant

yesterday actually.

archant

It was a Libertarian ship, dammit!

archant

I would make checkerboard patterns.

archant

Dude, play Mass Effect 2 as a Vanguard on Insanity, this is basically what the class is about, replaying fights over and over until you get it just right and are super-badass.

archant

TROPHY CASE

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