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Seattle Hipster: Level 12 by element2in Seattle

[–]anuses -12 points-11 points ago

I put poop in here pant's so she thought she poped her pants!

as soon as i leave my dealer's by robmandarkin trees

[–]anuses 1 point2 points ago

actually accuracy accrues articulate alliteration

I'm sure this makes the LA Kings feel really loved by espnman321in sports

[–]anuses 1 point2 points ago

As a Warriors fan I think Chris Mullin has a great flattop

I'm sure this makes the LA Kings feel really loved by espnman321in sports

[–]anuses 4 points5 points ago

let me bring in my whoosh lines expert

Warm May Problems by proboscisloungein Seattle

[–]anuses 1 point2 points ago

If you cut the hood off it's just a regular sweatshirt

The Philadelphia Inquirer - June 6, 1944 by tommywantwingiesin history

[–]anuses -1 points0 points ago

0.818181818 isn't even a constant or anything

band buys $20k worth of their own tickets from ticketmaster and sells them back to fans at face value eating all the ticketmaster extortion fees. by sksmith66in Music

[–]anuses 0 points1 point ago

downvote farms are subsidized. attack the subsidies, not the hardworking farmers themselves

How TIL feels Today by toiletpartyin AdviceAnimals

[–]anuses 9 points10 points ago

It's the episode where Han Soda flies the Millennium Pepsi through all 23 flavors of hyperspace to the center of the galaxy to reach the source of all refreshment.

Swimming goes against my beliefs [fb] by thingsthingsthingsin atheism

[–]anuses -2 points-1 points ago

Are you being sarcastic? If he were being sarcastic he would have included a few keywords or Arbitrary capitalisations to give the hint. I find no such hints, and determine the status is "not sarcastic."

Quickly the piraterazzi are on to us... by Saquedonin pics

[–]anuses -4 points-3 points ago

that doesn't Give them the right to be hypocrats

Colbert on North Carolina by kilometres_davis_in atheism

[–]anuses 0 points1 point ago

*genious

Found 10 guy in a New Yorker cartoon. by IndigoOceanin trees

[–]anuses 2 points3 points ago

eli manning

TIL that over the past 800 years, France fought in 185 military battles and won 132 of them, giving the French military the best record of any country in Europe. by Nordiisin todayilearned

[–]anuses -11 points-10 points ago

Mother of the American defeat of the invading stink farting pooping they're complimentary Mother's longing

Mother's defeat of the U.S. pet poop stench invades are longing for the Mother of courtesy

TIL 86% of the land in Nevada is owned by the US Government by TurtleSubin todayilearned

[–]anuses 1 point2 points ago

it's actually owned by mother gaia

As a new user, I think I finally understand Karma. by exiledprimein funny

[–]anuses 0 points1 point ago

X17 = 17X = 17x

Ghostie after my dog? by motherofgottin Paranormal

[–]anuses 1 point2 points ago

but if it's sinister it will retaliate

The Protest (riot) by ReedhootVoostreelin Seattle

[–]anuses -15 points-14 points ago

yea easy to say that behind your late foam in the coffehouse judgeing everyone

Michael Jordan wont return my texts by Tagard_McStonein firstworldproblems

[–]anuses 0 points1 point ago

so I tried to convert your binary code to text and it said

Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

I guess that's why all the downvotes lol

So I met the singer(Tom DeLonge) of Blink-182, he is very tall. by radrussian23in Music

[–]anuses 12 points13 points ago

Why would you lie and say it isn't creepy? That just wouldn't make sense: "Hey; what you said isn't creepy." Most statements aren't creepy, so it doesn't need to be said. Plus, you'd've been lying, which isn't recommended.

So I met the singer(Tom DeLonge) of Blink-182, he is very tall. by radrussian23in Music

[–]anuses -14 points-13 points ago

Did you We started making out and she took off my pants

Mozilla slams CISPA, says the bill "infringes on our privacy." by tripletreein technology

[–]anuses -1 points0 points ago

Netscape Navigator reporting in

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