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Chris Andersen maybe a victim of extortion by anikolayein nba

[–]alphabetgun 2 points3 points ago

Right. Because the Nuggets know more about this situation than the police do.

2nd person by CheatasaurusRexin literature

[–]alphabetgun 5 points6 points ago

"Self-Help" by Lorrie Moore. No, thank God, it's not a self-help book.

Here's my favorite short story from it. It's worth your time.

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"Griffin’s one post move consists of him saying, 'Think about the movie Inception,' then trying to blow by his defender. (This works twice a game tops, except on JaVale McGee. He had to be hospitalized.)" (slamonline.com)

submitted ago by alphabetgun to nba

Phil Humber Perfect Game by ThisManyLettersin sports

[–]alphabetgun 1 point2 points ago

Can't defer on a dropped third strike.

College Subreddit Takeover Week by bsimpsonin announcements

[–]alphabetgun 57 points58 points ago

G-L-O-O-P-L-E-A-S-E-S-E-N-D-H-E-L-P.

grandmother's wedding dress = sister's prom dress :D by [deleted]in pics

[–]alphabetgun 68 points69 points ago

There are more white knights in this thread than country music night at Medieval Times.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 27 points28 points ago

This is actually viral marketing for Home Alone 4: Murdered In The Woods.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall. He doesn't know any of these names. He lives about 1/2 mile from the nearest road. Can you help figure this out? by alphabetgunin WTF

[–]alphabetgun[S] 394 points395 points ago

He says nothing was taken. (Although he presumably needs a new pair of pants.) His house is about 1/2 mile up a dirt road. All of this sounds like a shitty horror movie, but it's all true, and he's very freaked out.

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A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall. He doesn't know any of these names. He lives about 1/2 mile from the nearest road. Can you help figure this out? (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by alphabetgun to WTF

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 9 points10 points ago

That's the guess: It was just kids trippin' balls on nitrous in the woods.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 1 point2 points ago

The shitty Val Kilmer movie? What's it about? Wikipedia says it's about trying to "outwit the Russian mafia."

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 15 points16 points ago

This is the most likely solution. He's just freaked out because he lives very far away any nearby road, and it's all just creepy gibberish.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 17 points18 points ago

Reddit has Viral Marketing Campaign Tourette Syndrome.

Sometimes things are true. Good lord.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 3 points4 points ago

I was afraid it would look like that, honestly. Just some good ol' fashioned idiot suburbs fuckery, I think, but trying to figure out if it's at all dangerous.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 2 points3 points ago

The names have no local significance. No local search comes up with anything. Looks like the first guy writes fantasy horror books. The other ones are total guesses, and he doesn't have a prominent "KH" in his life.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 22 points23 points ago

I definitely didn't downvote. Don't know who did that. It's more than a valid question.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 6 points7 points ago*

Maybe the "presumably written in blood" part is misleading. I have no idea if it's written in blood or not, but I can ask him about an iron smell or any rusting. He seems to think it is. He just posted this on his Facebook, and he's currently fucking horrified. I'm more worried about figuring out what the names mean than anything.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 28 points29 points ago

It's red and it looks certifiably fingerpainted, but I'm definitely going to defer to your expertise on this one, RAPE_RAPE_RAPE_RAPE.

A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? by alphabetgunin AskReddit

[–]alphabetgun[S] 9 points10 points ago

Yep, he called the cops.

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A friend of mine just had his house broken into in the backwoods of Massachusetts. This was written on his wall, presumably in blood. He doesn't know any of these names. Can you help figure this out, Reddit? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago* by alphabetgun to AskReddit

R/NBA, It's time to show Tyson Chandler some love. He's having a historic season, he brings it every single night and has dominated Dwight 3 times. by thingsjustgotweirdin nba

[–]alphabetgun -23 points-22 points ago*

You guys have had two coaches, four starting point guards, and three different best players in 50 games. One of those point guards/best players is out for the year. You've had 16 total people in your rotation this year and you haven't made a trade. You're a game and a half away from missing the playoffs with three players that make $12+ mill. over the next four years. You relied on Josh Harrelson to defend Dwight Howard last night.

You've fallen apart.

R/NBA, It's time to show Tyson Chandler some love. He's having a historic season, he brings it every single night and has dominated Dwight 3 times. by thingsjustgotweirdin nba

[–]alphabetgun 4 points5 points ago

Wait, you guys haven't fallen apart yet?

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Clyde Frazier on why you shouldn't wear a yellow cap and clogs. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by alphabetgun to nba

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Just DDT'd the shit out of my lawn. (self.t:1960s)

submitted ago by alphabetgun to t:1960s

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DAE think we should decriminalize opposite sex marriages? (self.t:2112)

submitted ago by alphabetgun to t:2112

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