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Got fitted, found out I was a C cup. Mind=blown. by almondzin ABraThatFits

[–]almondz[S] 0 points1 point ago

I got measured and my ribcage was almost exactly 32 inches around. A 34B definitely takes a lot of adjusting to feel as good as the 32C does! Crazy! I feel you on the epiphanic feeling of joy.

Got fitted, found out I was a C cup. Mind=blown. by almondzin ABraThatFits

[–]almondz[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hmm...well I seriously doubt I'm a D by any store's standards. What I do know is that 32C is really fitting well, better than any bra I've ever owned. I'm thinking of sticking with VS now for some time, because I really don't want to take any more gambles with my comfort and just buy any old brand. Plus their bras seem like they'll last awhile, so I won't have to be constantly going and buying new ones.

I'm one of those who when they find a good thing, even if it's a little overpriced, I'll come back and buy it again or not buy any other brand, because I don't want to waste money experimenting with new, cheaper, worse quality stuff. Makeup, bras, any kind of material thing I need to use or wear daily. It's worth it to me.

And yeah that was kind of unrelated rant but seriously, I'm happy with this new discovery and living a lot more comfortably lately.

I'm sorry, but in an emergency we're all just gonna have to die. by nomdewebin funny

[–]almondz 2 points3 points ago

Right. That mass is kinda creepy at best, and just fucking disgusting at worst. Daddy long-legs are pretty innocuous.

Me, every time I see this reactiongif. by confusionionin reactiongifs

[–]almondz 1 point2 points ago

Yeah she's into it

The First Time My GF And Me Tried Ass-Play by butlersrevengein reactiongifs

[–]almondz -1 points0 points ago

Pretty much my exact experience with it.

O.o o.O

:/ /:

D:

Photography place in my neighborhood just killing it with the window display by sweet_stars_abovein chicago

[–]almondz 1 point2 points ago

I was so hoping you would say Logan Square area because I'll be moving there/nearby later this summer. I hope they keep this picture up all year because it fucking rules and would probably make my day every time I walk past it.

I'd watch it by Se7en_Sinnerin trees

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

WHY ISN'T THIS REAL GOD

Missing Female Cyclist in Lafayette, LA. Please Upvote! by ams9698in TwoXChromosomes

[–]almondz 3 points4 points ago

Yeah. I am also a 22 year old female bicyclist, so this struck me on a uncannily personal level. She seems like someone I could easily be friends with, too. It just freaks me out. I ride my bike through worse neighborhoods at later hours.

Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit? by tunabomberin AskReddit

[–]almondz 20 points21 points ago

Roommate and I lost it at that one.

When I catch someone staring at me by Emazinngin reactiongifs

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

Something about his timing and his face just being naturally funny-looking...it's just impossible not to laugh.

When I catch someone staring at me by Emazinngin reactiongifs

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to work with you.

How I eat Hot Pockets. by kingdavecakoin reactiongifs

[–]almondz 1 point2 points ago

"WELP"

Cheryl Cole going out dressed as a used tampon. by thegrammarunicornin funny

[–]almondz 1 point2 points ago

"I have never heard of nor bought said 'flushable' tampons. And ain't I a woman?"

-Sojourner Truth

Cheryl Cole going out dressed as a used tampon. by thegrammarunicornin funny

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I feel like it's just a gimmick. "Flushable" may mean flushable like 60% of the time ("every time"), or only if your toilet has the suction power of a ShopVac.

Cheryl Cole going out dressed as a used tampon. by thegrammarunicornin funny

[–]almondz 16 points17 points ago

is now held by the string above the toilet bowl,

Giveaway that it's not a woman. Women generally don't throw out tampons or pads in the toilet because they (both tampons and pads) clog up the toilet and everyone fucking hates you.

When things get heavy and you realize you have no condoms... by hathewayain reactiongifs

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

Dude I fuckin' love babies. I don't like it in the butt, what does that have to do with not wanting children?

Gale-Force Winds Directly to the Face by andrewinmelbournein pics

[–]almondz 2 points3 points ago

Nope.

I nope'd after the first two.

When my karma is sitting on 4,999 and I'm waiting for one more upvote. by sydneygamerin reactiongifs

[–]almondz 4 points5 points ago

At first I thought it was the boss's kid... he'd been back there for about 10 minutes just messin' around, but when he jumped out I realized it wasn't a kid at all; it was a full-grown man.

Am I getting ignored or should I just give him more time? by KawaiiMistressin relationship_advice

[–]almondz 6 points7 points ago

Dick move on his part, but you really should just forget him. You probably didn't do anything wrong, but the fact that he's on OKC is a big tipoff that he may have met someone else. This may sound kind old-fashioned, but I don't trust those dating sites or people on them. Of course this doesn't apply to every dude, but it seems like there are a lot of serial daters/players/skeezebags. It's disrespectful that he's just totally ignoring you, but don't dwell. Be thankful that it wasn't longer than 2 months, move on, and keep your heart open to new, respectful people to date.

When things get heavy and you realize you have no condoms... by hathewayain reactiongifs

[–]almondz -1 points0 points ago

D:

Sincerely,

A lady who does not like it like that

When things get heavy and you realize you have no condoms... by hathewayain reactiongifs

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

Seriously one of the realest reaction gifs I have seen as far as matching the provided context...such kudos to you.

WAYWT - May 10th - 16th by CarlinTin femalefashionadvice

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

Duly noted :) I have some, actually, but they just didn't go with the other colors I was wearing.

in response to the discovery of LickMyAsshole by 747pcin trees

[–]almondz 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. This is all rather dumb.

WAYWT - May 10th - 16th by CarlinTin femalefashionadvice

[–]almondz 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!! And yeah, I normally wear that bag loose over my shoulder. Dunno why I wore it crossover style for that picture.

I love those sandals though--they're vintage circa the '80's--and you can't really tell from the picture but they have that same wine/burgundy color on them as the shorts, so that's why I picked them for the outfit. Thanks for your input though, this game is fun!

WAYWT - May 10th - 16th by CarlinTin femalefashionadvice

[–]almondz 10 points11 points ago

What I wore today - May 14th

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