How poetic

DrJulianBashir · 1 month

I think maybe they meant to write "one place, one drain"

nannizzle · 1 month

My grandma knew I loved power rangers as a kid, so she went out of her way to find me all of the coolest power ranger toys one year for my birthday. They were bad ass, I got so much swag... the only problem, it was all of the pink ranger. I was a young boy. Heart broken.

mr-toast · 1 month

Danzig, in my opinion you are a fantastic song writer because you make pop sensibility look cool. Do you ever wish that misfits had died with you left? As mentioned before, it's ridiculous how wide spread the logo is. Girls use it as a high fashion symbol now.

thusnelda · 1 month

Thanks for the reply!

thusnelda · 1 month

Did you ever feel that by dating him you were validating in yourself a sense of comfort knowing that he could never really cheat on you?

HeinigerNZ · 1 month

Thats because they all probably talk behind your back and don't want you to find out.

childsd · 1 month

Is it just me or does this dog look like bad luck Brian?

flesh_sword · 1 month

paint cans, paint cans, paint cans... the answer is always use more paint cans as traps.

Ranoa02 · 1 month

You know this man has waited his whole life for this.

Not_Me_But_A_Friend · 1 month

Well again, you're relying on human interpretation for the first two points... there is other parts of the bible that could contradict that.

But before we go any further, I'm not even a practicing Christian, I just believed the meme miss told the story.

But as for god sending himself to earth only to get murdered or whatever, I see it maybe like a CEO going and doing the grunt jobs of his company to see how bad his other employees have it...

Or maybe like a father who takes his children on a camping trip only to realize they're young adults now.

According to the story Jesus didn't choose to have himself sacrificed, humans decided that he was a false god. Part of the beauty of the story is that he forgave us all and accepted that we can be uniquely flawed. It was the first time ever that god has acknowledged that we all make mistakes and if we're sorry about them then we all can go to heaven.

My point is, it's a pretty awesome story if you take the whole theism aspect out of it.

No offense man, but you're being pretty negative and pessimistic over just a story.

Maybe if everyone just calmed down about it religion wouldn't be such a big deal?

xfloormattx · 1 month

Kids say the darndest things!

Not_Me_But_A_Friend · 1 month

Well, according to the bible you don't have to pray to god at all.

Jesus dying is symbolic in that he admitted to God who before was a pretty big dick to everyone in his first book that all humans sin and as long as we repent and are truly sorry and changed everyone should be allowed to go to heaven.

It's actually quite neat because in the first versions of the bible there was no need for churches or clergy. It was simply a process of repentance in your own home.

All of the bad things with Christianty were really man made if you think about it.

Another great way to think about Jesus is when Optimus Prime took the All Spark into his own body and died in Transformers so that the other autobots wouldn't have to suffer.

Not_Me_But_A_Friend · 1 month

Hey, in the interest of accurate story telling, Jesus actually didn't know if he would be resurrected. In the garden of gethsemane he actually questioned his sanity and whether or not talking to god was real.

Technically he knew that he was going to be tortured horribly and eventually hung on a cross for hours until he died, so I guess in the story thats where the sacrifice came.

I don't agree with most parts of religion, but I think everyone can appreciate how compelling a story it is that he did that so everyone wouldn't have to suffer that pain later.

TL;DR Jesus questioned his sanity and knew he was going to be horribly tortured before being sacrificed.

Herborist · 1 month

Holy shit, this is finally my day! Some one truly needs me to act swiftly and awesome... So here I go! Doin' stuff! Alright...

amosu · 1 month

"these white folk ain't afraid of us... they too rich to be afraid of anything"

set6921 · 1 month

Have you Americans seen Goon yet? Best move of the year, it's basically Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World on skates!

Ksong · 2 months

I remember my first time watching Tenacious D

thedirtee · 2 months

Winning hearts and minds of owls everywhere.

RonGaran · 2 months

Does the international space station ever get colder on some days than others? Does the heating stay very consistent.

CZbwoi · 2 months

Judge Judy for supreme court!

actswiftlyandawesome · 2 months

If we see you running, should we try to keep up?

Sada567 · 2 months

Canada: Scaring away neighbors since 1813.

overripebanana · 2 months

This looks like a bad ass promo shot for an HBO show.

redcolumbine · 2 months

Japan sent America friendship medals before they attacked Pearl Harbour...

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