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Steve Ballmer named worst CEO by Forbes by gobble_gabblein business

[–]YourAnMoran -5 points-4 points ago

CIO

JPMorgan lost $2bn by misplacing its bets, or in other words, by underperforming in the speculative credit derivatives market. Why did the executive who is, frankly, just responsible for keeping Microsoft Outlook running, was the one who lost his job?

Australians who pre-ordered DIII from GAME getting completely hosed. by AlertAtheistin gaming

[–]YourAnMoran 5 points6 points ago

No, Reddit is just two standard deviations above the rest of the Internet in terms of intelligence.

We are really that good. Let us pat ourselves on the back, shall we?

I hate classic toilet paper. by clemensscheinin classicrage

[–]YourAnMoran 6 points7 points ago

It's because your colon is not actually empty. There's more poo awaiting to be pushed out and you're actually touching its end when you reach deep with toiler paper.

My advice: push harder to eject the last piece of poo, and, if available, use a portable hand shower[NSFW] to cleanse your anus.

It has happened to me more than twice.

I love that my wife doesn't understand this by pilotofamericain funny

[–]YourAnMoran 0 points1 point ago

I'm browsing on my WP7 phone right now. The mobile version of the page does not provide the history of the word. I need to check it later on my PC then.

Sorry.

I love that my wife doesn't understand this by pilotofamericain funny

[–]YourAnMoran 0 points1 point ago

That does not answer to the question of "when".

I love that my wife doesn't understand this by pilotofamericain funny

[–]YourAnMoran 0 points1 point ago

I am from Finland. I do not speak English natively and this thread is the first place I have seen "bolt" used in that context.

I'm going on a picnic later today with a girl. How do I make sure no one recognizes her from her amber alert? by Doctor_Beardin shittyadvice

[–]YourAnMoran 0 points1 point ago

What is Amber Alert? I'm afraid to Bing it from work.

I love that my wife doesn't understand this by pilotofamericain funny

[–]YourAnMoran -12 points-11 points ago

Since when and where has bolt been synonymous to leave?

Just unboxed my first brogues shoes. Should I wear them with jeans, and if yes, use black socks, brown socks, white socks or no socks at all? Also first post and didn't read FAQ LOL by YourAnMoranin malefashionadvice

[–]YourAnMoran[S] 0 points1 point ago

sockless

I'm actually doing that right now! It feels rather hot, moist and uncomfortable although the temperature is not that high here. How do people actually pull that off? Do people trade comfort for sense of fashion?

Meme backfire by wizgotin funny

[–]YourAnMoran 4 points5 points ago

I'm confused as to how /r/funny has absolutely no sense of humour.

Meme backfire by wizgotin funny

[–]YourAnMoran 14 points15 points ago

Okay thanks for the correction!

Meme backfire by wizgotin funny

[–]YourAnMoran 9 points10 points ago*

edit: TROLL WARNING: THE STATEMENT BELOW IS FOR TROLLING PURPOSES ONLY


Great Fallout quote, bro!


edit: EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN

40th birthday. Going through a divorce. Moved in with my parents. Cheers! by zagoodin pics

[–]YourAnMoran 0 points1 point ago

What precedes this is two and a half years of long distance (2 hour drive, excluding the period she actually lived literally on the other edge of the country which made it 6 hours) relationship and now one year of living under common roof in this tiny, tiny apartment of mine. Trust me, every unsettling quirk of her has been discovered and, at large, ignored by me.

40th birthday. Going through a divorce. Moved in with my parents. Cheers! by zagoodin pics

[–]YourAnMoran 158 points159 points ago

Do you have any tips for a 28 year old man who is getting married next year?

Employers: while interviewing potential employees, what small things do you take note of that affect your decision about hiring them? by knismesisin AskReddit

[–]YourAnMoran 0 points1 point ago

clip your nails

But don't be too pedantic about it, like the top comment demonstrates.

Good Guy Valve by Eaerin gaming

[–]YourAnMoran -4 points-3 points ago

semantics

down FUCKING voted

Skyrim Travel Posters by Afrotatorsin gaming

[–]YourAnMoran 1 point2 points ago

What Skyrim needs by -TheGDBatman-in gaming

[–]YourAnMoran -7 points-6 points ago

Are you seriously? I have actually played the game for over 100 hours and still haven't explored every single dungeon. Also, it gets boring after a while. I know they're not randomly generated, but they are still a bit too similar to hold my interest.

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