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Here's my family photo. I have a serious problem. by Gomets51in Guitar

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

I'll say! You have no SG.

If a hell exists, I hope this bitch rots in it. by lilstumpzin MorbidReality

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

Well, then I guess if you ever bump into someone and spill their coffee, you should have the shit beat out of you.

Thunderstruck - AC/DC (Thunderstruck) awesome cover by rockpdxin HardRock

[–]Theophagist -1 points0 points ago

That kicked ass, but I can't ignore that hideous guitar tone.

WHERE CAN I FIND VIDS OF GIRLS BEING TORTURED AND CUT UP? by ledanserin spacedicks

[–]Theophagist 1 point2 points ago

WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN HOME MADE COLLECTION YET AND YOU WANT US TO DO IT FOR YOU? FUCK YOU YA LAZY NIGAR MAKE YOUR OWN PORNO.

ALLRIGHT FAGETS WHO WANTS FLAIR? by lattrommiin spacedicks

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

FULL PENILE SUBINCISION

LISTEN UP, DICK SHITS. by DustParticlein spacedicks

[–]Theophagist -3 points-2 points ago

YOU'RE POLITE. YOU CONSIDER HONOR AND VALOR. YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH WHEN PEOPLE AREN'T DOING WHAT YOU WANT.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT YOU DOGSHIT EATING SPAWN OF A NIGAR GANGBANG. YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SUBINCISION. FUCKING FAGET.

MorbidReality Request: Charcoal/Carbon Monoxide death pics/videos by weaselstompin MorbidReality

[–]Theophagist 1 point2 points ago

I'm not talking about pretending or even the holocaust really. I'm talking about being capable of receiving and understand ideas that contradict what you know, even if those beliefs are deeply held. The world depends on the practice. Once examined, then you decide if you ignore it, but never before.

I got caught masturbating over my bosses kids yesterday... by ShadowAmbipomin ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]Theophagist 82 points83 points ago

And it's fun in all of them.

MorbidReality Request: Charcoal/Carbon Monoxide death pics/videos by weaselstompin MorbidReality

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

I can guess where this went. There actually exists a very interesting study that brings the idea of a holohoax outside of the realm of neo-nazi apologists. I can't really say if I believe anything I hear about WW2 history, but I'm willing to examine any information given to me.

What seems most curious to me is that people don't want the holocaust to be a hoax. Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't that mean we could let go of a lot of hate and resentment?

Good Guy Rabbi by TheBigGingein atheism

[–]Theophagist -1 points0 points ago

You might not impose your beliefs, but you sure did just attack someone for having an informed opinion that doesn't favor your faith. Way to go, you're the pinnacle of tolerance.

Good Guy Rabbi by TheBigGingein atheism

[–]Theophagist -4 points-3 points ago

thats a bit unfair, dont you think?

No, it's reality.

as long as the prohibition isnt one of these, jews have no reason to protest for it. and since its something for people that believe in God but dont become jewish, the jews have no right to force these laws on non-jews.

We can bash christians all day but say one thing about jews true or not and the apologists crawl out of the woodwork.

Good Guy Rabbi by TheBigGingein atheism

[–]Theophagist -2 points-1 points ago

So would you like to know how much we pay to have one of these guys wave his hands over our salad dressing? It's built into the cost of many, many of the items we find in our grocer.

Good guy indeed.

I just... I did it, okay!? by natalyadkmodein Guitar

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

That being said, if you asked someone first you would have known not to trash your hardware.

JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CANCER by 4rsha95in spacedicks

[–]Theophagist 4 points5 points ago

LEARN TO SPELL, FAGET.

JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CANCER by 4rsha95in spacedicks

[–]Theophagist 6 points7 points ago

DAT GUYS NUTS

Trading up on craigslist - 1 year later by Theophagistin Guitar

[–]Theophagist[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh now it's different paths for different people. Last time it was

'made money off of'

Putting words in my mouth. Screw you.

Trading up on craigslist - 1 year later by Theophagistin Guitar

[–]Theophagist[S] 0 points1 point ago

Can't you let a person have nice things while they are working grave shift and putting themselves through school, or are they not allowed until they are good American consumers like you?

It doesn't matter, I'll never be a consumer like you. You can waste your cash on new trash from guitar center if you want, that doesn't give you some kind of superiority over those who don't or can't.

18 years old sluty student « XEDUCATION 18+ by all4all123in nsfwhot

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

Learn to spell, ass.

Father Puts Baby In Washing Machine & It Starts by Cid420in MorbidReality

[–]Theophagist 1 point2 points ago

No. Not watching.

Who would really buy this? by brirye00in Guitar

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that's not really that bad. Someone might need one, and there it is, reasonably priced.

What would Jimi be doing if he was still alive? by tenthweasleyin Jimi_Hendrix

[–]Theophagist 0 points1 point ago

Same thing everyone else from his era has been doing lately.. Not much.

TIL Shipping marijuana through the US mail has increased by more than 400 percent since 2007. by Full_Of_Winin todayilearned

[–]Theophagist 1 point2 points ago

I once got an ounce in the mail. I like a blunt, or a big fat cone. BUT. My double barrel bong is getting me stoned.

Briton arrested in Thailand after police found six roasted human babies and toddlers covered in gold leaf in his luggage, to be used for a black magic ritual. Wonder how many dead babies will get him teleported out of jail. by marcussantiagoin skeptic

[–]Theophagist 12 points13 points ago

Between two and seven months old, all fetuses. I do not appreciate lies and sensationalism in r/skeptic. I sub here expecting to get away from that shit. English Prime please.

Nazi Negro by gn3xu5in spacedicks

[–]Theophagist -1 points0 points ago

THATS THE MOST SENSE IVE EVER HEARD A NIGAR MAKE

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