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Water sanitation workers: Do you drink tap water? by unravelledin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 0 points1 point ago

Iron oxide has a more orange tint. I mean the water is literally shit brown and completely opaque.

Water sanitation workers: Do you drink tap water? by unravelledin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 1 point2 points ago

Explain why my tap water comes out brown, smelling of shit, and tasting of the same.

Note: my tap water was declared "safe". My dogs even refuse to drink it.

Feeling a little down on my luck. So, Reddit, what is your favorite inspirational quote, song, picture, etc..? by The_Craptainin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain[S] 0 points1 point ago

First place I saw that was 4chan oddly enough.

Feeling a little down on my luck. So, Reddit, what is your favorite inspirational quote, song, picture, etc..? by The_Craptainin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain[S] 1 point2 points ago

You just gave me my new favorite quote.

"When you want to be successful as bad ad you want to breathe, then you'll be successful."

Feeling a little down on my luck. So, Reddit, what is your favorite inspirational quote, song, picture, etc..? by The_Craptainin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain[S] 0 points1 point ago

That I can relate to. Although I haven't found what works at getting me going yet.

Feeling a little down on my luck. So, Reddit, what is your favorite inspirational quote, song, picture, etc..? by The_Craptainin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain[S] 1 point2 points ago

That is an interesting one to think about.

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Feeling a little down on my luck. So, Reddit, what is your favorite inspirational quote, song, picture, etc..? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by The_Craptain to AskReddit

Role play ideas? by Edwardjames98in skyrim

[–]The_Craptain 18 points19 points ago

Run around naked killing everything that moves.

Does anyone have one? by josephk518in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]The_Craptain 1 point2 points ago

I do not. So I counteract this problem by masturbating in public. On a completely unrelated note. Have you seen my video, Kony 2012?

Even still, some kids in my high school do not believe that the Titanic sinking actually occurred. Whats the stupidest think you have ever heard anyone say? by clburton24in AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain -1 points0 points ago

You need more upvotes.

What book had the most influence on your thinking, in any area of life? by Retro21in AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 129 points130 points ago

The Bible.

I was raised Christian, then I actually read that book. Stopped that shit pretty quick.

I just won 3 free tacos at taco bell. Reddit, what's your greatest achievement? by techdekin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 0 points1 point ago

I once edited an article on this green tea jello like stuff. It was a Japanese food. I changed a part that said it was made with kidney bean paste to it was made with human kidney paste.

[UPDATE] Need help getting something done? I have unlimited flight benefits this summer and want to spend my summer helping out Redditors. by Generiquein AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain -1 points0 points ago

If I could upvote you a thousand times it still would not be enough.

TIL Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory) turns 40 in March next year. by Jabawokkiin todayilearned

[–]The_Craptain 0 points1 point ago

TIL Jim Parsons' birthday is a day before mine.

Ernest Hemmingway was once challenged to write a story in just six words. He wrote "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn." Reddit, what is your best story in six words or less? by new_guy_on_the_blockin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 9 points10 points ago

Wait. That isn't normal?

Hospital personnel: Have you ever witnessed a single-race couple deliver a mixed-race baby, indicating a cheating wife? What went down? by bekbekbekawin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 0 points1 point ago

I was born pure white, blue eyes, light blond hair. My mother is white, my dad is middle eastern. As I got older my hair and skin darkened up though.

TIL During the Evacuation of Saigon by American Troops in 1975, one Marine drove a bread truck full of prostitutes to an airstrip in town and put them on a C-141. He said they were all personal friends, and signed as responsible for them. by TheCannonin todayilearned

[–]The_Craptain 3 points4 points ago

Giggity.

I didn't like the Minecraft generated mountains, so I made a epic valley around a NPC village. (Flat-Map) by Dq231in Minecraft

[–]The_Craptain -1 points0 points ago

Mind putting the save file up for download?

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My computer keeps breaking down. I've found a temporary fix, but I do want to figure out how to completely fix it. Any help, Reddit? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by The_Craptain to AskReddit

What is a must have software I should have downloaded on to my computer and why? by johnnyp1212in AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 1 point2 points ago

I use Comodo Dragon.

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I love you too, bean. (x/post from r/pics) (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by The_Craptain to aww

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My girlfriend got me two beans to plant for Valentine's day. I just recently planted it, and one seems to be growing great. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by The_Craptain to pics

TIL Comparative fuel prices.... by parkylondonin todayilearned

[–]The_Craptain 0 points1 point ago

Wikipedia

TIL Comparative fuel prices.... by parkylondonin todayilearned

[–]The_Craptain 0 points1 point ago

Average yearly income (in US Dollars)

UK: $86,000.00 USA: $45,000.00

Hi Reddit. 20 people behind the Kony 2012 are coming to my high school on thursday and I am on the question panel. What are some interesting/controversial questions that I should ask? by IamA_kool_kidin AskReddit

[–]The_Craptain 1 point2 points ago

Why does Uganda report Kony as already dead?

Are you aware that the people Kony comes from do not want Kony arrested, but they want him back in their village and they want to forgive him?

Also masturbating in public.

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