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How many times do I need to say "bro" in a sentence, in order to be cool? by Gununin shittyadvice

[–]Tayk5 3 points4 points ago

Can I upvote this more than once, bro?

How many times do I need to say "bro" in a sentence, in order to be cool? by Gununin shittyadvice

[–]Tayk5 3 points4 points ago

He's not your buddy, friend.

How many times do I need to say "bro" in a sentence, in order to be cool? by Gununin shittyadvice

[–]Tayk5 17 points18 points ago

Bro, you're not saying bro enough, bro.

I stopped cheating and am officially back on keto, as of 3 minutes and 35 seconds ago! AMA! by NAMASTE_BITCHESin ketocirclejerk

[–]Tayk5 1 point2 points ago

If you can get the human meat do so by all means. Otherwise, bacon.

[Rant] My friend is a nutrition major at a well-respected university... It took all my willpower to not punch her in the mouth by poopisfunny17in keto

[–]Tayk5 0 points1 point ago

Are you using punch her in the mouth in the same way the podcast, No Agenda, uses Hit Em In The Mouth to mean, drop some truth bombs on them??

Test post. Please ignore by keto4lifein keto

[–]Tayk5 118 points119 points ago

Test reply. Please upvote.

Test post. Please ignore by keto4lifein keto

[–]Tayk5 14 points15 points ago

I didn't know this existed. 110,719 subscribers? Really?

Meeting a redditor in real life by jet_triplesevenin reactiongifs

[–]Tayk5 2 points3 points ago

As your lawyer I would say keep doing that until this whole thing blows over.

The Right Thing, For the Wrong Reasons by salisburymistakein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Tayk5 1 point2 points ago

To be clear, it's only the dried human that tastes like beef jerky. Be sure to dry your human before consuming.

The Right Thing, For the Wrong Reasons by salisburymistakein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Tayk5 0 points1 point ago

A joke that sounds like it's a reference to something generally tends to sound funnier and smarter. I utilize this technique with wonderful outcomes.

TIL: Scumbag Steve wrote a letter to Annoying Facebook girl after she discovered she was a meme. by cslewissterin todayilearned

[–]Tayk5 11 points12 points ago

I could say anything in one sentence and make it sound believable.

Draw Something usage declines by 5 million after Zynga purchase by big_badonk420in Android

[–]Tayk5 11 points12 points ago

I'm into "Texts Messages With Friends." at the moment. Been using that app for sometime now.

To Myles Kennedy Fans by wirstevein alterbridge

[–]Tayk5 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. We need more posts.

Use a 2 liter bottle to make a drip catcher for drink spouts. by icametodropbombsin LifeProTips

[–]Tayk5 0 points1 point ago

Just don't tell the investigators that.

Use a 2 liter bottle to make a drip catcher for drink spouts. by icametodropbombsin LifeProTips

[–]Tayk5 0 points1 point ago

These LPTs are going to make me a very handy person to have around the house and at social gatherings!

WELCOME TO EVANGEL CATHEDRAL--I have no words. by TheBaconMenacein Catacombs

[–]Tayk5 2 points3 points ago

I'm today's "office DJ" at work and I was playing some nice Jimmy Eat World when I opened this "cool internet AdobeFlash website" and an 80's speed guitar riff started playing gloriously through my speakers which prompted a colleague to turn around and say, "Is that Prince?"

Not Prince but close enough. I should probably play some Prince now.

Use a tube sock as a workout armband. by icametodropbombsin LifeProTips

[–]Tayk5 8 points9 points ago

Yes, please.

Use a tube sock as a workout armband. by icametodropbombsin LifeProTips

[–]Tayk5 6 points7 points ago

Tubular.

DAE sin more when trying not to sin? by Kim_JongUnin Christianity

[–]Tayk5 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately yes. It is like those who eat chocolate more as a result of spending time thinking of why they shouldn't eat chocolate.

The desire to eat chocolate may or not may be there when they are not thinking about the chocolate but thinking about not eating the chocolate is still thinking about it which increases the desire to eat it.

Focusing on better, more positive behaviours or in the case of Christianese temptations focusing on Jesus is a better way to not do the things that we don't want to do.

For those of you being tested... by icalledshotgunin Christianity

[–]Tayk5 2 points3 points ago

This.

I feel like sharing my few tough experiences that I've had over the last few months but I'm on the tail end of it so it's still quite raw and fresh.

What I will say though is that yes, God can use any situation and work it for your best outcome. He's taken me this far even after I was in the depths of my struggles and I know he's going to continue doing His great work in my life.

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