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My mother still doesn't trust me with valuables because I lost my discman 9 years ago. What things do your parents/relatives still unfairly hold against you? by xxneonlovein AskReddit

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

He's doing exactly what I would do.

There are three kinds of people who watch movies... by mei9jiin funny

[–]Squishpoke -1 points0 points ago

Electricity, and a computer.

There are three kinds of people who watch movies... by mei9jiin funny

[–]Squishpoke 5 points6 points ago

Can afford computer, electricity, and internet.

Can't afford $10-15 movie ticket.

Pirate logic.

I'm determined to stop sucking at scout, got any tips? by cocoalemurin tf2

[–]Squishpoke 1 point2 points ago

Atomizer is superior to the stock bat in almost evey way. You choose when you take damage for an extremely useful third jump.

"It's banned in competitive play" is an invalid argument. Comp play isn't "real TF2," and the only reason the atomizer is banned is because it is not in season.

"Encourages bad habits" is fallacious as well. Every Scout should know how to double jump effectively by now. A third jump only improves future potential.

Older/experienced TF2 Engineers-- what was it like playing without the ability to move sentries/use mini sentries? Did it drastically change the way the game was played? by RationalArgumentManin tf2

[–]Squishpoke 1 point2 points ago

It was not much different, because most of the better sentry placements were next to ammo boxes.

Moving your buildings nowadays usually means that you are an inexperienced player. Granted, there are often valid reasons to move a gear up to the next point, but it is often better to just destruct and rebuild.

Pirate Bay Under DDoS Attack From Unknown Enemy by DrJulianBashirin technology

[–]Squishpoke -1 points0 points ago

r/shitredditsays material right here.

Pirate Bay Under DDoS Attack From Unknown Enemy by DrJulianBashirin technology

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

"enemy." Very subtle.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

Cliff Bars, Ubisoft, Zazen.

Sometimes it is important to remember that cops are people too. Some are bad, but some are awesome. by formcheckin pics

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

Good 'un.

As a guy in my mid 20's by LotsOfButtonsin AdviceAnimals

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

I did once. But nobody liked it.

Feeding the homeless. by Babaganoosh117in AdviceAnimals

[–]Squishpoke 88 points89 points ago

Who the fuck doesn't like fried chicken?

As a guy in my mid 20's by LotsOfButtonsin AdviceAnimals

[–]Squishpoke -1 points0 points ago

Stop using this fucking meme.

Sometimes it is important to remember that cops are people too. Some are bad, but some are awesome. by formcheckin pics

[–]Squishpoke -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if satire

The irrationality of Disney movies... by S2KPrincess92in funny

[–]Squishpoke 4 points5 points ago

Welp, time for My Little Pony, then. Or Pixar.

Where could it have gone? by -Kilgore_Trout-in funny

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit Skithryxiax, you had one job! One!

The irrationality of Disney movies... by S2KPrincess92in funny

[–]Squishpoke 2 points3 points ago

Are you kidding? She's cute, has a little dragon and knows how to use a sword. The math checks out.

The irrationality of Disney movies... by S2KPrincess92in funny

[–]Squishpoke -2 points-1 points ago

But why?

The irrationality of Disney movies... by S2KPrincess92in funny

[–]Squishpoke 13 points14 points ago

Experienced guy.

The irrationality of Disney movies... by S2KPrincess92in funny

[–]Squishpoke -3 points-2 points ago

pls go.

I did it you guys. The impossible. I beat Superman 64 without cheats, on the original cartridge. WHAT NOW, UNIVERSE? by fuckingwatertemplein gaming

[–]Squishpoke -6 points-5 points ago

Mother of God

How I feel with ADD trying to justify anything seriously by CyanogenHackerin funny

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

Because it really was my fault.

How I feel with ADD trying to justify anything seriously by CyanogenHackerin funny

[–]Squishpoke 19 points20 points ago

I'm sorry.

Yesterday, I graduated with a degree in computer engineering. My dad got me a couple gifts... I think he's a little confused. by lilmul123in funny

[–]Squishpoke 66 points67 points ago

Well, shit. All I could do was PPTTCTHFHTHPBBTTTTTHHBTT.

I was not a clever child.

Growing up, I remember a huge movement to "Save the Rain Forest". Being that it's about 15+ years later, how did that movement impact the environment and specifically rain forest? What was achieved and/or lost? by senorcoolin askscience

[–]Squishpoke -3 points-2 points ago

It happens whenever this hits r/all. Some people (like me) can't resist posting laymen speculation and jokes.

Growing up, I remember a huge movement to "Save the Rain Forest". Being that it's about 15+ years later, how did that movement impact the environment and specifically rain forest? What was achieved and/or lost? by senorcoolin askscience

[–]Squishpoke -5 points-4 points ago

Hey guys, remember that "Global Cooling" scare we had back in the 80's?

I guess we fixed that problem.

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