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What is your sleeping ritual? by Ititchestoomuchin AskReddit

[–]Sm3agolol -5 points-4 points ago

I was literally going to post the EXACT same thing. m[]n

Reddit, what life skills have you learned that have helped you save money? by fatalhallin AskReddit

[–]Sm3agolol 3 points4 points ago

Cooking. Fixing basically anything normally in a house. Being cheap. Building your own PC. Fixing said PC.

I have met nearly every NBA superstar and coach as a ball boy. AMA by wiskizzoin IAmA

[–]Sm3agolol 3 points4 points ago

Who was the biggest douchebag? Who was really cool?

Wild guesses by me, Tim Duncan is probably super nice, Kevin Garnett is an epic tool.

Rather amazing drop for level 23... by AnotherUselessPwnin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 0 points1 point ago

I just realized this, lol. I went on the AH(well, before it shut down) and searched for amulets....nothing even close to that amulet for less than 10-15k. NOPED right on out.

Auction House Selling 101 by Sm3agololin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol[S] -6 points-5 points ago

I said I would like to sleep with your sister. Problem?

What's the biggest non-sexual benefit of having a girlfriend/boyfriend? by littlebalooneyin AskReddit

[–]Sm3agolol 4 points5 points ago

Don't have a SO...never have. A main non-sexual reason I want one....is so i can quit approaching my life with the goal in mind of meeting females. It's SOOO annoying, but it's like a sub-concious compulsion. I want one just so I can get on with and enjoy life apart from this. I know it's a social thing in part, and I should be able to conquer it, but I can't seem to do so.

Post your character sheet! (Farming Inferno A4) by BolognaPwnyin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 1 point2 points ago

Even finding your own items, I would think you could manage a better dex number. I've hardly bought any armor items(bracer, I think), and have very good dex/vit numbers, and low STR. What it looks like you're doing is valuing armor rating more that armor attributes.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]Sm3agolol 0 points1 point ago

That is genius.

Post your character sheet! (Farming Inferno A4) by BolognaPwnyin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 1 point2 points ago

Hmmmmm, that damage seems mighty low. I was level 36 on my monk last night and had close over 600 damage. Now at level 41 with 1k+ damage. You seem to have WAAAYYYYYY to much + str and int....and armor, lol. The attributes do basically nothing for you. As such, an item with 20 less armor but 40 more dex is far better for you. All your armor should be optimized for + dex and vit, not armor.

Post your character sheet! (Farming Inferno A4) by BolognaPwnyin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 21 points22 points ago

Awwwww, it's so cute. :-p

No big deal, just a lvl 48 xbow... by Deadericin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 0 points1 point ago

Show me a picture, lol?

What has been your most painful physical experience? by forgetabouttheclownin AskReddit

[–]Sm3agolol 0 points1 point ago

Basketball fast break, go to block a layup, come down on someone's foot. Broken ankle, torn Achilles, sprained EVERYTHING.

What has been your most painful physical experience? by forgetabouttheclownin AskReddit

[–]Sm3agolol 45 points46 points ago

This kills the penis.

Everyone on the AH. by RiffRaffSwagin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 0 points1 point ago

There should be an AH 101 course. Something like this.

  • Monks and DH use Dex, Barbs use STR, Wizards and WD use Int. All use Vit. As such, class specific items that don't have that class' attributes are FUCKING WORTHLESS. I've seen 2 handed rare axes with +100 int with buyouts of 200k. Or crossbows with +str and int. NO YOU CLUELESS IDIOT NOONE WILL EVER WANT THAT.

  • There are not that many great attributes. As such, any truly expensive item at a minimum should probably have a + class specific attribute and + vitality, or a healthy amount of a specific stat that someone might actually be going for, such as life steal on hit. As such, your rare Bracers with +12 int, health globes give + 243 life, +15% crit damage, increase health globe/gold pickup range by 6, +12% gold find, and monsters give +13 xp are completely, 100% useless to anyone. Quit selling them for 17k gold because they are yellow and have the highest armor rating you've ever seen at level 35.

  • Lists, how do they fucking work? Lets say I search for 1 handed rare weapons with at least +30 dex and between level 35 and 40, and get 100 results. Literally 3 second of looking tells me that your socketed rare dagger with 65dps and +50 dex that you are selling for 25k gold is ludicrously overpriced, as i can find 50 similar ones for 2500 gold. As such, YOU WILL NEVER SELL IT. NOT EVEN BY ACCIDENT.

  • Economies, how to they fucking work? Your level 55 dagger with good dps +dex, and +vit, it is very useful. But there are literally thousands of them on the AH. This means they are close to worthless to sell on the AH. They will occupy valuable slots that you could save for more specialized items that will sell just as quickly for much more. Everyone sees those big numbers pop up on a yellow weapon and their eyes glaze over and they drop it on AH for ridiculous amounts of money without a moment to check and see how many already are on AH, and how much they are going for.

  • I am one of those undercutting bastards. When I see an item for decent stats, I don't think lottery, I think, "Oh, I can get more for this on AH than I can with a vendor". I'm not trying to break the bank, I just want a better return than I'd get from just selling it to a merchant. As such, I under-price everything, make money off moving quantity, not quality. I am not alone.

The problem with Inferno by Levitzin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol -3 points-2 points ago

While his wizard friend tanked the boss

LOL. I'm calling bs right there.

Which works of fiction have the most historically accurate/innacurate depictions of your field of study? by xxkibblezxxin AskHistorians

[–]Sm3agolol 4 points5 points ago

I could be wrong, but I don't think he was talking about historical accuracy as much as a decent picture of what "combat" is like. Doesn't mean he's right about that either, but just saying.

Just just dropped and I don't know what to do with it, should I wait for RMAH? by IVIysticalin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 0 points1 point ago

$5US for 100k in gold???? That seems VERY high. I'm guessing more like $1 per 100k in gold. I can get 100k gold in a couple of hours of normal playing.

No big deal, just a lvl 48 xbow... by Deadericin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol -4 points-3 points ago

Not how it works.........LOL. And clearly this man has no idea what "amazing" dps is at level 48. Hint: it isn't 800.

Maybe I was lucky, but buying gems from the auction house is cheaper than "merging" them from the vendor. by NonNativeEnglishSpkrin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 4 points5 points ago

Reason? No level requirement on gems. Therefore, "terrible" gem drops in Hell can be used by level 10 players getting their first socketed items. This means that no gem that drops in the normal-Nightmare difficulties is worth ANYTHING whatsoever, because by the time they upgrade them to Hell level, they've spend thousands of gold to get something that drops for free, with great abundance, at higher difficulties levels. Just not worth it.

Level 43 Axe - 906 DPS, how do I price this thing? by Soguiin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 1 point2 points ago

LOL. Would it be too much to put this on a lvl 43 barb so I can lol at the thousands of dps?

Level 43 Axe - 906 DPS, how do I price this thing? by Soguiin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 4 points5 points ago

No, this is worth far more than a lvl 60 item. A level 43 barb clearing Act 3 Nightmare could use this Axe......for the rest of the entire game. This axe should literally one-shot 95% of mobs in the game at level 43. This is seriously a ludicrously rare and useful item.

Edit: Level 41 monk here....my current weapons roll in at 65 and 70 dps, respectively, and I am cruising right through Act II Nightmare with zero difficulty. 906 DPS? You could probably 3 shot Final Act bosses with this thing.

Just just dropped and I don't know what to do with it, should I wait for RMAH? by IVIysticalin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 2 points3 points ago

And I have 0 problems with it.

Rather amazing drop for level 23... by AnotherUselessPwnin diablo3

[–]Sm3agolol 1 point2 points ago

LoL this. I still have a "crappy" 5-10 damage + 11% attack speed amulet.....FROM LEVEL 17. As a level 41 monk.

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