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Does Anyone Else wish that they had brought back Chronicles of The Sword mode? by SilentExorcistin SoulCaliburV

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Also there should be some way to do conquest mode as well (from SCII in the arcade).

S05E06: Worst Case Scenario [DISCUSSION | SPOILERS] by Depressed_Downvoterin Eureka

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

So Fargo is turning into Krieger from the Archer series.

He's got a valid point. by jalexgray4in funny

[–]Sariel007 1 point2 points ago

Don't judge fuckspace2001.

Only Fiona by SergeantBunnyin BurnNotice

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

If you're a spy who gets burned

You're gonna have a bad time.

The key to unlimited karma [NSFRL] by FauxShizzlein gifs

[–]Sariel007 8 points9 points ago

They went that-a-way SCHWING!

The key to unlimited karma [NSFRL] by FauxShizzlein gifs

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

It's the titty kitty!

My roommate is a scientologist. He left this packet full of "donation" rates. check out the price of clear... by ScienKnologyin WTF

[–]Sariel007 5 points6 points ago

Possible? Yes, probable? No. Gonna go with Occam's razor on this.

This was in my FB feed. WTF!? by MachoMuffinin WTF

[–]Sariel007 -11 points-10 points ago

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T. -Homer Simpson

the oatmeal's response to forbes' response on tesla and edison by alcappuccinoin comics

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

I think its safe to say that The Oatmeal can care less about what people think about him.

I would venture you are correct and honestly more people should be like that.

His job is to make people laugh, he did it pretty well.

Again more people should be like that (good at their job).

Timmys First Time Out. by SantaKlousein funny

[–]Sariel007 4 points5 points ago

Back window was broken out.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 1 point2 points ago

Neither does that.

Timmys First Time Out. by SantaKlousein funny

[–]Sariel007 32 points33 points ago

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 3 points4 points ago

I am honored that you would put me in the company of great men.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 1 point2 points ago

There are some pretty conservative (read crazy) branches of Christianity that state Joseph and Mary never had sex but they had kids that where the half-brother of Jesus and they are not divine.

I grew up in the Episcopal church and attended Christian colleges for my undergrad and my MS degree and I cannot understand that at all (neither of the colleges I went nor my upbringing promoted that view).

Cy&H: Addicted by ani625in comics

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

You are correct DerpityDooDog.

"Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

The Fool's Law

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 6 points7 points ago

If she were to cheat on me then yes, you would have a valid point.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

Spermicidal condoms used correctly have an effectiveness rate of 95%.

When taken correctly the pill is 99.9% effective.

Assuming each partner correctly uses each method of birth control there will be no statistically relevant increase in the prevention of contraception. That being said it assumes two very important things that probably rarely happen in the most affected population of unwanted pregnancies... people using birth control properly.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 5 points6 points ago

I would be willing to guess that you would consider me a "man-whore." That being said I have never once had an STD in my 36 years on this planet.

*accidentally a couple of words.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 1 point2 points ago

Mary and Joesph had sex, that is why Jesus had brothers.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 4 points5 points ago

I have only heard of people saying rub one out (refering to males and females) but if rubbing one in is what floats your boat do what makes you happy.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 1 point2 points ago

Less about increased effectiveness and more about the pill does not prevent STDs.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 14 points15 points ago

The pill does not prevent STDs.

Found this at a gas station. by Bret16in funny

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

The pill is only that effective when taken correctly (same time every single day). Condoms, if I recall, are 97% effective if used properly and drop drastically if not used properly.

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