Out of context, What is your highest rated comment? Alternatively, what are you tagged as?

Zetsuhyuuga · 2012-05-24T22:53:50.657469+00:00

I have no idea for either...

hellomynameisadam · 2012-05-24T22:49:03.625079+00:00

To be fair...what's wrong with a spliff? I know a lot of moms who smoke weed, and that's fine.

A mom doing coke...yeah, that would be a bit worse. I think this chick's got her priorities straight.

RuafaolGaiscioch · 2012-05-24T22:25:14.372486+00:00

I imagine it's a pretty common one, but I haven't seen it in a while, figure I'll get some good stories out of it, and wanted to share mine. Not a "near death experience" in the way that most think it, but I was definitely making my mental preparations, by the time that fight almost broke out, I was 100% convinced I wasn't going to survive.

RuafaolGaiscioch · 2012-05-24T22:21:44.348611+00:00

You are the fastest typist in the world!

RuafaolGaiscioch · 2012-05-24T22:20:09.972092+00:00

Yay!

The_Five · 2012-05-24T21:49:57.773743+00:00

One time, I was visiting my brother at BC, and I had to go home (to New Hampshire, via bus). I was on the T, which is Boston's subway, and I ask a dude how to get to South Station from there. He tells me to get off at the next stop, switch over to the Red line, and it was a few stops down from there. Then he asks why, so I say that I've got a bus to catch at 7. He looks down at his watch and goes, "It's 6:48...there's no way you'll ever make it in time. Your only chance is to get off at the next stop and run as fast as you can that way," and he pointed.

I take this guy's advice, and take off as fast as I can once the train stops. I was wearing black jeans, a black shirt, a black jacket, black shoes, and a black beanie, clutching a black bag (my clothes I'd brought down for the weekend) to my chest, running away from Park St. I didn't see, at the time, but on Park St, there were about 5 cop cars with their lights on, but no sirens going.

I made it about half a block before some guy trying to be a hero clotheslines me and throws me into the ground. I'm an average sized guy, he wasn't Not that I blame him, I was dressed pretty sketchily, running directly away from the cops, but there were definitely a few seconds of terror before he opens up my bag and goes "What the fuck is this?" upon seeing nothing but my dirty boxers.

I manage to convince him that I'm not an escaping bank robber or something, and he's absolutely terrified that I'm gonna sue him for attacking me. I'm fundamentally against suing, especially cause I can totally understand his mistake, so I'm fine with it, but since I clearly had missed my bus, he offers to give me a ride to the station and pay for my ticket, which I accept. The best part is, I had bud on me, so if he had called the cops over, I'd've been fucked.

The_Five · 2012-05-24T21:37:46.167475+00:00

When I had long hair, I, not once, but twice, signed an autograph as Shawn White. The first time, I was in South Station, trying to get my reserved train ticket without ID (I'd lost it). I told the guy my real name, but he wouldn't believe me. He was convinced I was Shawn White, that I was travelling incognito, and says "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone...but please, could you sign your name for my nephew? He's a huge fan...I'll let you have the ticket, but please?" and gives me a piece of paper. I figure, why the hell not, and sign it, and he gives me the ticket, which was clearly made out in my actual name. The second time was way less interesting, some kids at Fenway thought they recognized me, and I'd already done it once.

The_Five · 2012-05-24T21:33:32.414050+00:00

So, ummmmm...that's fucked up

RuafaolGaiscioch · 2012-05-24T21:29:56.403635+00:00

Lol, now you see the joke I was trying to make, and clearly failed miserably at.

The_Five · 2012-05-24T21:29:11.874975+00:00

Can they please be relevant again? I fucking love that song

The_Five · 2012-05-24T21:28:37.560739+00:00

I do the same thing all the time, mate

RuafaolGaiscioch · 2012-05-24T21:22:13.973894+00:00

Yeah you have. "Am I the only one around here who ___________?" Accompanied by Walter from The Big Lebowski wielding a pistol in a bowling alley.

peanopod · 2012-05-24T21:07:30.550107+00:00

Not to finish a bowl too quickly...if I'm smoking alone, I make sure to nurse the bowl, usually while watching something. I can get a bowl to last a solid hour, which extends the high, gets me higher, and saves weed.

RuafaolGaiscioch · 2012-05-24T21:01:44.499125+00:00

Oh, no, I know...what I meant was, I try to parody memes pretty often (this was intended to be based off of the Walter meme), and they never go over well unless I use the original meme pic.

HonestyTimeThrowaway · 2012-05-24T20:59:32.209680+00:00

Hehehehe oh, I know...

awesemo · 2012-05-24T20:52:47.955138+00:00

In decent shape, yes, most girls don't want a big dude (some do, though).

Attractive, though, is so freaking subjective, especially from a female point of view, that it can barely even register as part of the equation. I've seen so many good looking girls with weird looking guys. It sounds cliche, but girls are usually more interested in personality than in looks.

I don't mean this in a positive, defending all female population way, either: some girls are attracted to some reallly shitty personalities, douchebags and assholes galore, but it's very rarely a physically motivated thing.

awesemo · 2012-05-24T20:48:07.010015+00:00

I'm an average looking guy, a ginger, even, and confidence has done wonders for me with girls...

awesemo · 2012-05-24T20:42:34.681035+00:00

Go out and meet new people...it is possible, anyone who ever moves to a new area does it. I moved to NH 2 years ago, literally did not know a single person, now I've got a number of good friends, many more acquaintances, and an awesome girlfriend. Go to bars, talk to people you don't know, meet up with people from the internet...sometimes they'll be creepy, and sometimes you won't have anyone in common, but gradually you'll meet some people. Then, meet their friends, start hanging out with them, whether the first person you met them through is with you guys or not. Branch out thusly.

awesemo · 2012-05-24T20:29:12.388064+00:00

Also, I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure thedude8591 might be a dude

calle30 · 2012-05-24T20:26:23.508764+00:00

Lol, maybe 5 minutes after I posted this, I coughed up a bit of phlegm that was legitimately grey

Clayburn · 2012-05-24T19:50:04.673562+00:00

This isn't practical to do with 7 billion people, but it's a hypothetical, so fuck it. Simply, I don't care about ability or intelligence or strength or anything. Everyone would have to undergo a basic test that determined their decency. I'd, of course, have to spend years creating said test, but if I did manage to get it to be sufficiently accurate, that would be the lone criteria. The more decent/moral half of the population would live. I would probably have to die, seeing as I just killed more than half the planet, but the world would be a better place.

davidreiss666 · 2012-05-24T19:43:14.505800+00:00

Not saying you personally use it too much, I just see that one all the time, and rarely is it really appropriate. In this case, tasing is kind of a logical conclusion of what cops might do to him, so it's not really a "that escalated quickly" situation.

davidreiss666 · 2012-05-24T19:37:58.298872+00:00

This is only funny if it's used sparingly...

RuafaolGaiscioch · 2012-05-24T19:36:11.938784+00:00

I've come to the conclusion people don't like meme jokes unless they're already established pictures.

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