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Reddit's Favorite Restaurant by Cjguitarguyin funny

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Was looking for cool wallpapers when this came up... by JakofBladesin WTF

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this is now the background of our shared work computer.

ill draw you a tattoo by usernameloadingin tattoo

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Hi, I'm looking for a cattle-brand style tattoo that reads "hand-reared in shropshire" if you could do a sketch that would be awesome, I've been wanting this for over a year now, but everything I draw ends up looking rubbish!

Life advice by dummystupidin funny

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

...just say "fuck the lemons" and bail

These are my ferrets, Pumpkin (right), and Honey (left). They are incredibly cute, but getting them to sit still for a photo is tricky. by tararabbit111279in aww

[–]PremmyJack 1 point2 points ago

Do ferrets make good pets, I've been contemplating a pet for a while, and I love the idea of a giant pipe cleaner, but I've heard they can be vicious?

Everytime by gangy86in funny

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it's why cooling decks are built at an angle

conspiracy keanu - im sorry im a zombie by MrFailingin AdviceAnimals

[–]PremmyJack 1 point2 points ago

you accidentally a word

What seemingly common things are you unable to do? by dbcificationin AskReddit

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

I can't open my eyes any larger than their natural size. I try, my eyebrows go up, but my eyes stay the same. My friends call me Burger Slitface.

Anyone Else do This? by Silvermane714in AdviceAnimals

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

We constantly play the "best weapon in the bar where I work" game, it inspires debates of epic proportions, mine is still a bottle of galliano, swung like a baseball bat. I can't wait to get held up.

My face - No atheists in foxholes by Umber_Hulkin atheism

[–]PremmyJack 1 point2 points ago

First off: Fair play to all soldiers out there, no matter where you are sent and why, you are fucking heroes, you may get sent to unjust wars, but you protect innocents at your own expense and that, right there, is the definition of a hero in my books.

On this topic, my grandfather lost his faith during WWII, I only found this out year, but he has been and always will be the man I respect most in this world.

What's the lamest joke you make on a regular basis? I'll start. by Rangourthaman_in AskReddit

[–]PremmyJack 1 point2 points ago

Did you hear about the winner of scare-crow of the year?

He was outstanding in his field.

What's a phrase that someone can say, and you instantly know that you won't like them? by chrismuthadamnsipein AskReddit

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

On the other hand, if someone says:

"how are you this afternoon? alrighty then." without pausing, then I instantly like them.

Hi, I'm Clint Eastwood, and I approve this armadillo by IsMaithLiomin pics

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or would Clint make a GREAT wolverine?

My bid for cutest kitten of all time... Meet Zora. by sardone777in aww

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

That kitten has definite zombie eyes. zombie eyes = not cute.

Find Biscuit! Someone loves their cat enough to buy a domain name to search for their lost kitty by Overcaffien8edin pics

[–]PremmyJack 1 point2 points ago

That cat was lost in December, a redditor has him by now...

I wish this was fake. They are seniors in high school. by Fordgedin WTF

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MY. GOD. I'm English and even I knew that, thanks for reinforcing the stereotype guys!

My morning realization by tuzesvizin AdviceAnimals

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That is what work is for...

What is something slightly evil that you take pleasure in? by hannahjoy33in AskReddit

[–]PremmyJack 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, likewise, when people walk down the cycle lane, when there's a perfectly good path right next to it, I will run you down.

Against Me- Borne On The FM Waves Of The Heart by jlevin18in Music

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop listening to this song at the moment, Tom winks at Tegan during the line "..we don't really love eachother"

If just 1 out of every 100 US families who opposes abortion adopted a child, there would be no American children left in foster care. by retromafiain atheism

[–]PremmyJack 1 point2 points ago

Not exactly the best of childhoods though! But brilliant point, great link.

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