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The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1in funny

[–]PoopMaster5000 0 points1 point ago

Add some more cheese, beef, and salsa and you got some mac, beef n cheese quesadillas.

Want to get into skateboarding but... by PancakesAreGonein skateboarding

[–]PoopMaster5000 1 point2 points ago

This basically explains everything you should know about sizing and shit. http://www.warehouseskateboards.com/how-to-buy-a-skateboard

I Captured This Image on Film, and Developed it in a Dark Room. What do you think? by hugsnjugsin skateboarding

[–]PoopMaster5000 1 point2 points ago

Add a 3 filter too it and increase the exposure.

Reddit, what do you currently have copied? ctrl+v now! by airjam21in AskReddit

[–]PoopMaster5000 -5 points-4 points ago

Oh god, here they come again.

Ozzy having fun at the wax museum by nativeofspacein gifs

[–]PoopMaster5000 5 points6 points ago

I think all celebrities should start doing this.

Jerry Hsu makes skating looking fun by Unclebeard2in skateboarding

[–]PoopMaster5000 1 point2 points ago

Dude does so much switch. So rad.

Serial Butt Stabber by BenjermanMin funny

[–]PoopMaster5000 0 points1 point ago

It looks as if her butt has been stabbed.

Skittles, you are amaizing. by FakePiein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]PoopMaster5000 1 point2 points ago

This would be the worst day ever for me since I'm allergic to red food dye.

I've done this a million times by eiadcomicsin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]PoopMaster5000 2 points3 points ago

Why does that face seem like it fits perfectly with molestation?

This is the most Ron Swanson shit I've ever seen. by hairwaytostevensin funny

[–]PoopMaster5000 0 points1 point ago

Ron Swanson would never say that. That shows that society has won. NO MORE SORE, CHAPPED NIPPLES.

Any idea why Hodgy dove at the kid in the crowd tonight in Philly? by punchesgirlsin OFWGKTA

[–]PoopMaster5000 2 points3 points ago

I think it was because the kid wouldn't give the mask he had to Hodgy. I was standing right there. I'm pretty sure he got him across the head with the mic.

Hare dryer by Se7en_Sinnerin pics

[–]PoopMaster5000 2 points3 points ago

All hail Redditor bunny experts!

Like a sir (at work) by arthoushpongledin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]PoopMaster5000 0 points1 point ago

YOOOO DAWG U GOTS 2 GET DAT SYMPONY NUMBA 9. I YANKED DAT SHIT OFF THE YOUTUBE AND IT IS POPPIN YO.

Good guy BF3 engineer. by crackodactylin battlefield3

[–]PoopMaster5000 0 points1 point ago

Its incredibly how much having an engineer repairing is. That with laser pointer and guided missiles makes for a practicably unstoppable match.

Do post-op m->f ladies experience phantom boners? by curious_phantomin AskReddit

[–]PoopMaster5000 4 points5 points ago

Finally, I've found the name for my band. Stay tuned for Phantom Boner's debut album.

I guess that makes him the girlfriend? by Jesus_Christ_Bitchesin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]PoopMaster5000 1 point2 points ago

No, it makes you the girlfriend and him the boyfriend.

How did Sacha Goldberger create the colors and tones of these photos? by PoopMaster5000in photography

[–]PoopMaster5000[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. That's what I thought was basically what he did and I've been trying lots of it. I just need to practice.

Meeting my daughter's boyfriend for the first time today. Hard to resist the urge to mess with him a little. Any suggestions? by AMcNairin AskReddit

[–]PoopMaster5000 0 points1 point ago

When he goes in for the first handshake push his hand away and give him a giant hug.

Home security by busworkin pics

[–]PoopMaster5000 0 points1 point ago

That's the last time you step on DJ Roomba, Jerry!

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