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Possible tease for Wrestlemania 30 location. by KingZuulin SquaredCircle

[–]NewUSSR 1 point2 points ago

Psst

You have your timezones in reverse

Diamond Dallas Page is one of the classiest people alive... by ajohnson16in SquaredCircle

[–]NewUSSR 1 point2 points ago

A right good 'un

Google knows what's up by xStealthClownin funny

[–]NewUSSR 0 points1 point ago

If you feel me, stand up and say what's up

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I accidentally clicked 'Hibernate' when I had meant to click 'Shut down'. Now I will have to wait a whole minute until it powers back up again before I can turn it off properly. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted ago by NewUSSR to firstworldproblems

Do you ever go the bathroom, just to wipe your ass? by hattalkin AskReddit

[–]NewUSSR 34 points35 points ago

I placed an investment in this man's ass around six months ago. I, too, can confirm.

DAE feel excited about nothing in particular? by NewUSSRin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]NewUSSR[S] 2 points3 points ago

Unspent adrenaline or something similar, maybe. You and I should try and get mugged. It'll be a blast!

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DAE feel excited about nothing in particular? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

submitted ago by NewUSSR to DoesAnybodyElse

My friend's facebook status says that she is hypoglycemic and her doctors encouraged her to cut carbs and drink more alcohol and party to keep her blood sugar up (I know she's not hypoglycemic) - Reddit, what's the most blatantly bullshit thing someone's ever told you? by lochjessmonsterin AskReddit

[–]NewUSSR 7 points8 points ago

How she isn't hypoglycemic

A true heel in the making! by DarthNonamein SquaredCircle

[–]NewUSSR -2 points-1 points ago

Hey, guys

What if

Guys

Guys, shut up for a second

What if we persuade Chuck Taylor to turn face and high-five the crowd with a smile

The next logical step in Chuck Taylor, fellas

DAE think a permanent 3 hour Raw is a bad idea? by echoscreenin SquaredCircle

[–]NewUSSR 2 points3 points ago

Only problem with that would be Little Jimmies getting confused about storylines played out during the TV-14 end part. Plus the kids in the live audience. I constantly think about children.

I just noticed the Pi symbol in the bottom right of every Reddit page, what are some other cool Reddit Easter eggs? by stucknmovein AskReddit

[–]NewUSSR 2 points3 points ago

And this is why I believe it's the smartest logo ever.

Okay, not smartest ever. But it's pretty darn smart.

Timmys First Time Out. by SantaKlousein funny

[–]NewUSSR 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/XaSgA.gif

What was your weirdest dream? My dream last night was about Obama, the first American President with non-removable braces. by Atmozfearsin AskReddit

[–]NewUSSR 1 point2 points ago

I recall learning this back in History class. A major turning-point in Soviet politics. Course, now, things are completely different. I would recommend anybody to book their next vacation in Moscow.

What was your weirdest dream? My dream last night was about Obama, the first American President with non-removable braces. by Atmozfearsin AskReddit

[–]NewUSSR 1 point2 points ago

Dream journal. Keep a notepad or some other note-taking material by your bed, and as soon as you wake up each morning, you write down what happened in that awesome dream you just had.

It'll likely make zero sense when you read over it later.

You Are Minecraft today by Nitro014in Minecraft

[–]NewUSSR 3 points4 points ago

We were all 11 years old once

Casino workers of reddit, what are some things that we patrons may not know about casinos? by legion26in AskReddit

[–]NewUSSR 0 points1 point ago

YOU KNOW WHY

Alice in Chains - No Excuses [Unplugged] by NewUSSRin Music

[–]NewUSSR[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry. I experienced the same thing a few months ago. Luck of the draw, I guess. Your luck will succeed again.

Time for new themes? by Novaciin SquaredCircle

[–]NewUSSR 11 points12 points ago

Post-Nimrod Green Day

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Found this from looking through the /r/IAmA archives. A post from a former referee who worked during the late 90s - early 00s boom period. (reddit.com)

submitted ago by NewUSSR to SquaredCircle

r/atheism is offensive to my religion, r/trees smoke too much, advice animals has too many meme pictures, r/aww has too many animals, r/mylittlepony has too many ponies, r/askscience has too many questions, and r/gonewild has too many naked women. Don't you hate how you can't unsubscribe? by samissleman17in circlejerk

[–]NewUSSR 5 points6 points ago

Reported to SRS.

Just how much harder is running in hilly terrain? by chilbrainin C25K

[–]NewUSSR 0 points1 point ago

I just started W1D1 today, with the first half going up hills and the second half coming back down. That first half was a nightmare. If only we lived in the Netherlands, OP.

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Alice in Chains - No Excuses [Unplugged] (youtube.com)

submitted ago by NewUSSR to Music

First time ive seen this. Currently on my top cool things in minecraft by zreaperzin Minecraft

[–]NewUSSR 31 points32 points ago

Testes

lol

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I graduated in Down's Syndrome. AMA. (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by NewUSSR to circlejerk

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Interspecies love (imgur.com)

submitted ago by NewUSSR to WTF

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