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Why does sub-saharan africa keep increasing in numbers so fast? by Concussi0nin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 1 point2 points ago

I'm not really sure that you understand how percentages work. Did you just add up 20 lots of 5?

Firstly the growth rate of sub-Saharan Africa is 2.3%. So after 20 years their population will be 122% of today's population.

But hey, let's not listen to anything resembling facts because everyone knows that their population will double in the next 20 years. RIGHT?!

Why does sub-saharan africa keep increasing in numbers so fast? by Concussi0nin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 1 point2 points ago

My common sense tells me not to trust anecdotal evidence.

Why does sub-saharan africa keep increasing in numbers so fast? by Concussi0nin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 3 points4 points ago

I like the sources you cited.

Orange company phone number: contract expired, and I want to keep that number for personal use! by SarahCin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp -1 points0 points ago

Contact Orange and get a PAC code. Once you've got it, and your new PAYG phone, phone up your new provider and give them your PAC.

r/indiecinema weekly film club - suggestions by MonsieurLeGimpin indiecinema

[–]MonsieurLeGimp[S] 1 point2 points ago

Can you split these out to individual comments so they can be voted on? Cheers.

Also is Safety Not Guaranteed out yet?

Favorite DVD menus? by whatwouldpeachdoin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 2 points3 points ago

My favourite DVD menu is one that the British Board of Film Classification banned in the UK. It's pretty hardcore.

It's The Little Mermaid. It was cut for use of the word 'spastic'.

Is 'downtown' different where ever you live or is one particular area always downtown? by bagsawheatin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 1 point2 points ago

I'll be honest although I've heard it many times in various American media but I've never taken the time out to discover what part of a city downtown actually is.

In London we just use central, east, west, north, and south of the river.

r/indiecinema weekly film club - suggestions by MonsieurLeGimpin indiecinema

[–]MonsieurLeGimp[S] 6 points7 points ago

I'll stick my vote in for Submarine.

Will Smith - Save Us! by Sneaky_Zebrain funny

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 2 points3 points ago

I miss movie tie-in soundtracks. Only you can save us Will.

I have two questions about TV shows that I watched as a child, I'm now in my early 20's. Can you help me? (Look inside for more information). (x/post from /r/television) by mudswitchin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 3 points4 points ago

The first is The Demon Headmaster. The second is familiar but I can't place it.

Edit: the second one is Aquila.

If you could time travel once (and you're allowed to move around), where/when would you go and what would you do there? by theflashisgonein AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp -1 points0 points ago

I would travel back to the first time this question was posted and enjoy how original it seemed.

Just bought a newly built house and get keys thursday! Now what......? by electricdanoin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 2 points3 points ago

A tin opener, bowl, plate, cups and cutlery. A kettle or coffee maker. Milk, butter and bread.

Crumpets. I have just been "let go" after 2.5 years as a contractor. I feel bad. Can I have a hug please guys? by lolpandain AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 2 points3 points ago

What did you do as a contractor. I would offer a hug but my erection would make it awkward (or awesome - you choose).

Break out the throwaways! What's the weirdest/most messed up thing you've ever fapped/shlicked to? by IAmAtomatoin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 1 point2 points ago

Hey fucko. We like to call it interspecies erotica.

What sort of improvised clothing have you used that worked out surprisingly well? by SaikoGekidoin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 3 points4 points ago

I had some stone washed jeans that had a tear in the leg so I cut them down to short shorts. I topped off my outfit with an old shirt that I cut the sleeves off and tied at the bottom to make it into a crop top.

That was the most awkward funeral ever.

Does the backwards peace sign actually offend people over in Europe? by Ambsasein AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 3 points4 points ago

Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and say: nice story but none of that is true.

Zombies are coming into the room, all you have to defend yourself with is whatever is in arms reach. How screwed are you? by boomscin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 6 points7 points ago

A stapler and a fork. Shit's about to get serious up in here.

Does anyone need a technical document written? by t1mpl4rin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't going to pick apart the whole thing. It was painful, especially as much of my working day is spent picking through technical documentation.

What are some ingenious ideas you've thought of that are original? by simon_wang12in AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 1 point2 points ago

Not quite the same but have you seen Curta calculators before?

I don't know what the hell I'd do with one (maths mainly) but I've always wanted one.

What is your favorite video game quote of all time? by nyyindin AskReddit

[–]MonsieurLeGimp 2 points3 points ago

Monkey Island.

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