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My Roller Coaster Tycoon experience summed up in a single gif by nchammer326in gaming

[–]MJG2007 2 points3 points ago

Sounds a bit like Dante's third circle of hell (for the gluttonous).

People keep telling me they won't read or watch GoT because it's like a porno. Answer me this... by Rtv08cin gameofthrones

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

In general, I agree. Although, there was a moment in Y: The Last Man where an ax entering someone's skull brought great joy to this reader.

I'm sorry to inform you that Earth is about to be been eaten by a fire demon. by speckzin pics

[–]MJG2007 1 point2 points ago

Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than balrogs in the deep places of Reddit.

Now THAT'S cosplay.. by hmistryin pics

[–]MJG2007 2 points3 points ago

That's one explanation for the droves following her around like the Pied Piper. Probably with a cloak to protect her honor in case of a wardrobe malfunction.

Australian anti speeding ad. Damn. by hypnoguy1in videos

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

Did the pizza died?

Every time I hear the theme song. by JustMoshin gameofthrones

[–]MJG2007 2 points3 points ago

It would be kind of boring to for them to create a clockwork Red Waste, with clockwork rocks and shrubs, I guess.

Elijah Wood by InvaderPhantomin WTF

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

You were not so very different from a human once, were you, Elijah?

Getting out of the house by KungPowChickenin gaming

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

RIAA and MPAA appreciates your making it easy to identify which house in the neighborhood to monitor for possible piracy.

Of course, this could be a great false flag operation.

And then I was de-friended--first Reddit post! by Bruce_the_Sharkin atheism

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

It is easier for people to pretend there is less coercion in "Give up your wealth or spend eternity being tortured in hell" than "Give up your wealth or we'll garnish your wages and/or send you to jail".

And then I was de-friended--first Reddit post! by Bruce_the_Sharkin atheism

[–]MJG2007 2 points3 points ago

The eye of the needle is thought to have been a narrow gate in Jerusalem where a camel's load would have had to be removed to pass, by wealthy "Christians" who want to ignore that the teachings of Jesus are very much at odds with the accumulation of wealth.

/FTFY

Found next to an old dirt road. by sli8in WTF

[–]MJG2007 1 point2 points ago

Must be the season of the witch.

Look who I found in a Gr.9 Math textbook by jumaqsin gameofthrones

[–]MJG2007 1 point2 points ago

When you play the game of racing, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

Look who I found in a Gr.9 Math textbook by jumaqsin gameofthrones

[–]MJG2007 13 points14 points ago

Tyrion uses Moon Boy! Cersei is aroused! She hurt herself in her arousal.

Bible Belt watches the most porn. Also, they watch a lot of gay porn. by urabusxrwin politics

[–]MJG2007 1 point2 points ago

Then you have to go to church and repent your sinful masturbation.

Lather, rinse, repeat. (Which strangely seems appropriate instructions for this process)

The Great Gatsby 2012 Movie Poster by getsueiin movies

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote. I didn't care for it either.

Matter-Eater Lad! Eat our way to victory! by kissmeplzin comics

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

Oh sure, people scoff at the CCA, but the moment they turned their back, Cosmic Boy put on a black bustier and was slapping Light Lass. (I wish I was making this one up!).

Matter-Eater Lad! Eat our way to victory! by kissmeplzin comics

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

It's not all bad. The Legion did have the good sense to reject Ron-Karr (who could make himself flat), Eyeful Ethel (who could grow eyes anywhere on her body), and Double-Header (who had two heads), so at least they had some standards. Sadly, I am not making this up.

Matter-Eater Lad! Eat our way to victory! by kissmeplzin comics

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

You beat me to it.

Went to the ATM near my place and found this guy by TessaVin aww

[–]MJG2007 38 points39 points ago

Yeah, like I am falling for that again. Cats pretend they want a belly rub and then the moment you touch their belly, they go into instant bear trap mode.

In short: It's a trap!

Scumbag Fire by sebovzeouebin AdviceAnimals

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

Obviously, you have angered the gods of fire and/or wood. I recommend sacrificing an extra toad to appease them before starting your next fire.

This is not a lobster. It's a crayfish, living in fresh water. by Brrrtjein pics

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

I was always partial to the use of "crawdad". Crawfish never really got much use when I was growing up.

Grape seed extract kills head and neck cancer cells, leaves healthy cells unharmed by avrusin science

[–]MJG2007 -3 points-2 points ago

TIL A-Linc was BAMF

Reddit Founder Alexis Ohanian on CNBC: "Why is it that when Republicans and Democrats need to solve the budget and the deficit, there's deadlock, but when Hollywood lobbyists pay them $94 million dollars to write legislation, people from both sides of the aisle line up to co-sponsor it?" by Franholioin politics

[–]MJG2007 0 points1 point ago

The biggest reason I oppose privatizing prison systems is that it puts a profit motive into keeping those prisons operating and growing, which in turn, those corporations running the prisons can use profits to lobby congress to institute laws favoring their profit margin over the good of the public. (Example: Lobbying the government to increase minimum sentences for non-violent offences in order to maintain a full facility which in turn increases their profits).

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