What if cows were actually evil and they are waiting for their pioneer cow that they sent back in time to go learn how to control the t-rex, then pioneer cow will come back with a t-rex army and the cows will use cow telepathy to communicate with each other in their language and they will all know how to control the t-rex army and start getting retribution on everything that isn't grass then they decide to also let the chickens in on it because they almost look like little t-rex babies and the chickens will just fuck shit up with their bad handwriting. Fucking chickens.