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What fun bar/party games do you know to make partying more fun? by KingPineapplein AskReddit

[–]FarKingCnut 1 point2 points ago

My mates and I play a game called "double parked". It's not really a game, but if you have two beers you have to scull one because you're "double parked". It doesn't count during last orders though, because everyone in the pub buys two beers.

Dear Australian television: Piracy isn't the issue by neutralsoymilkin australia

[–]FarKingCnut 0 points1 point ago

In a global market, does HBO truly believe that withholding and region-locking their content is the way to combat piracy?

This is why DVD region locking is technically illegal here. It was found to be a breach of our free-trade agreement.

Looks like CityRail has bin accepting change by Ahypniain sydney

[–]FarKingCnut 0 points1 point ago

Exactly, Gosford has been doing it to itself for years anyway.

Looks like CityRail has bin accepting change by Ahypniain sydney

[–]FarKingCnut 2 points3 points ago

Gosford station never lost its bins.

The only logical answer behind tonights State of Origin decision. by Pilgriminalin australia

[–]FarKingCnut 3 points4 points ago

In new south wales we don't understand the concept of soreloosers

Because soreloosers isn't a fucking word.

It was tragic... at the time. by sterlingarcher0069in ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]FarKingCnut 0 points1 point ago

These jokes aren't even funny. They're not even half as offensive as the jokes that were going around Australia three hours after he died.

To be fair, I laughed BEFORE I read the title of the second.. by onthenextlevelin ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]FarKingCnut -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who thought his dad looked like "According to Jim"?

Student sues after fainting into campfire - YOU WANT THE TRUTH by wogmafiain australia

[–]FarKingCnut 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

More quiet carriages on Intercity services by kypros1992in sydney

[–]FarKingCnut 1 point2 points ago

My experience on the Newcastle/Central Coast line:

I disagree

How do you disagree with someone else's personal experience? I'm trying to work out the logistics of that statement.

The fair go has fairly gone. (What do you think?) by nath1234in australia

[–]FarKingCnut 1 point2 points ago

And the fact I get more centrelink money because of the apparent disability I have. I'm also the only one who went to a public school. I'm not saying I'm hard done by because I'm not. In any way, shape or form. The only difference is I was dealt a different hand of cards when I was born and had to make do with it. I nutted up and paid my dues and I'm absolutely fucking chuffed with how much I've been able to achieve in life so far.

My younger brother (5 years old), has urinated all over my car seats. Is there any way to mask the smell? by margaritamikein AskReddit

[–]FarKingCnut 0 points1 point ago

Hit your brother and rub his nose in your car seats so he learns.

More quiet carriages on Intercity services by kypros1992in sydney

[–]FarKingCnut 0 points1 point ago

My experience on the Newcastle/Central Coast line:

The same as it was before. Everyone is already fairly quiet and no one judges you for listening to an Mp3 player or making a phone call.

The fair go has fairly gone. (What do you think?) by nath1234in australia

[–]FarKingCnut 5 points6 points ago

Here's my experience of the difference between classes:

I live in university housing, in a flat with five Australians and one international student. Leaving out the international student to make the comparison more balanced, I'm the only person in this flat who hasn't been overseas, the only person who grew up with divorced parents, the only one who went to TAFE, the only one who has a "disability" (apparently I have one according to some doctors) and I'm the only one whose parents didn't finish high school.

The first time I went on a plane was in February, and that was to Melbourne. People thought it was weird that I was 21 and was just now going to go on a plane for the first time. A lot of uni friends find it weird that I haven't been overseas and experienced another culture. Then, ironically, they talk about how small their carbon footprint is because they recycled some milk bottles or some shit.

Swap your bong for sticky tape and a hammer: WA's $400k anti-cannabis campaign by cordyceps-fungiin australia

[–]FarKingCnut 1 point2 points ago

Even better campaign. Call it cut out the middle man. Every stoner gets vouchers for pizzas and a free Adventure Time DVD when they drop their stash off at a collection point.

What time do the bars/pubs/clubs close in your town? by FarKingCnutin drunk

[–]FarKingCnut[S] 1 point2 points ago

I shudder to think what it must be like to live in a godless hellhole where bars are allowed to stay open! Good god man, what's it like living in utter moral depravity?

It's terrible! People are often too hungover to go to Church, and most of the people I know who do go don't have a problem with going out on a Friday or Saturday night occasionally. Hell, I went to a Casino for my Christian mate's bachelor party!

What time do the bars/pubs/clubs close in your town? by FarKingCnutin drunk

[–]FarKingCnut[S] 0 points1 point ago

In Sydney you can't buy take away alcohol after midnight. It sucks in some ways but in others it means when the bar closes you know you should probably go home.

Questions about Australian History by deumaxin australia

[–]FarKingCnut 20 points21 points ago

Further I did not quite understand why Australia just got independent.

Here's something to fuck with your teacher. We never truly got "independent". There's a whole lot of technicalities at play. Technically the Queen of England is our head of state, but technically the Governor General (currently Quentin Bryce) is our head of state and then technically our Prime Minister (Julia Gillard) is our head of state.

As for the actual history part, it really is a straight forward procedure. The Dutch arrived in North Western Australia, realised that it was all desert and there is no way to grow marijuana they decided to leave the Indigenous alone. Then the French visited after spending a bit of time in Tahiti and figured "well Tasmania isn't that great. We'll leave the Indigenous alone". Lastly, the British arrived in 1770 and figured "we could make something of this place". So they sent a lot of Irish, Welsh and Scottish prisoners here, along with some free settlers and called it Sydney in 1778.

For the next 30 years the city of Sydney developed around the area that is currently the Sydney CBD. They chose this location because it is one of the most sheltered harbours in the world. A few towns around Sydney propped up, such as Parramatta. From 1800 to 1900 Australia has a very similar history to the United States. We had frontier wars with the indigenous population, with Windradryne being one of the more well documented tribal leaders west of Sydney, and we also had an influx of Chinese migrants due to a gold rush. During this time, Australia wasn't a nation per sé, but rather a series of separate colonies belonging to Britain.

In 1901, these colonies formed a federation. This is why we aren't an independent nation. The colonies of Western Australia, South Australia, Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania decided it would be much easier to manage trade between each of us if we were one nation. There are other states that formed after this federation, such as the Northern Territory (which was originally part of South Australia) and the Australian Capital Territory (ACT).

After Federation, there was a massive rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne, the two biggest Australian cities, over who should be the Capital. Sydney had a larger population and was the first city to be established in Australia, but Melbourne had always been the hub of political affairs in the nation. The two cities decided that the best spot for the capital was the halfway point between the two. However, this spot had already been occupied by another town, so they moved slightly to the east and made Canberra. The city of Canberra is still the capital today and was entirely planned, to the point where Australians joke about its roundabouts and street pattern being a message to Xenu.

After this, World War I began. The British decided that it would be best if Australian troops were sent away from the main action, to a place called Gallipoli, which is where the European and Asian sides of Turkey stretch out into the Mediterranean. The British figured it would be an easy fight. It turned out to be an absolute bloodbath. It ended in a stalemate for both Turkish and Australian troops, who suffered huge losses on both sides. The day of the Australian troops landing at Gallipoli, April 25th 1915, is known as ANZAC day. ANZAC stands for Australian New Zealand Army Corps, and is widely celebrated as a day of remembrance for Australian soldiers who died in any form of active duty.

After World War One, Australia entered the Depression. Whilst other countries were cutting expenditure during the depression, Australia thought "fuck it, we'll build a bridge or two". It was an economic policy that many thought was daft but it served the country a lot better in the long run, and many parallels can be drawn between the depression and the current GFC in terms of how we handled it. Australia entered World War Two and not only did we have to send troops to help Britain, we also had to prevent the Japanese from invading Australia. The Kokoda Trail was one of the major battlefields in Australian war time history.

After the second World War, Australia seemingly opened its doors to immigration. After decades of the "white Australia" policy, many Southern Europeans, Balkans and Jews emigrated here. After a number of years these people became accepted into Australian society whole-heartedly. Many people who are my age (I'm 21 btw) don't see Greek Australians as Greek Australians, but see them as Australians. The traits that were once considered racist stereotypes became part of Australian culture, just as much as surfing culture or "bogan" culture.

As part of the ANZUS treaty, Australia was pretty much forced to provide assistance to the U.S. in Vietnam. It was during this time that a lot of social change occurred. People began to dislike the idea of Conscription and the legal drinking age in Australia was dropped from 21 to 18 because people realised "I can be forced to go overseas and die for my country but I can't buy a beer". During the 1970's the Family Law Act was also introduced, which meant that a divorce didn't need a reason such as violence, bigamy or adultery. It introduced a concept of no-fault divorce, which lead to a change in the family structure for many Australian families. Most kids born after 1990 would have grown up with or had their parents divorced.

After the Vietnam War, there was a large number of Vietnamese refugees, which is ironic given the fact of the matter. This lead to a change in immigration policy from Euro-centric to Multiculturalism. It's not uncommon now to see African refugees in cities like Melbourne, Newcastle or Western Sydney.

In 1986 we had the Australia Act introduced, which meant the highest court an Australian case could go to was our high court. Up until then you could take a court case all the way to Britain if you wanted. That is probably the biggest defining factor in our supposed "independence".

tl;dr I hope this helps, because that's all I remember from two years of Australian History in High School.

ทำไมกินเหล้าแล้วถึงเมา by gongbkin drunk

[–]FarKingCnut 0 points1 point ago

Squiggly lines? Fuck it! I'll upvote you because Thai people are the best people to drink with!

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