What are some of the dumbest things you've done while high?

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This is your brain. This is your briain on drugs. Any questions?

Say goodbye to your grades 'smash'. And your hobbies 'smash'. And your friends 'smash'. And school 'smash'. And your family 'smash'. And your parents 'smash'. And then . . . your life 'smash'.

All of which are bogus btw.

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You could do the latter, but you get tired of being sick and tired, which is where you will end up. Everything in moderation. Get by with school, put in the effort, for noone else but yourself. Elsewise, end up like most everyone you see on reality television. Do you really want to be like them? Do you? Talking 5 hours about the fucking mall and how hawt your jeans make you? Yes, I said hawt. Get used to it because that is what you will have to put up with if you don't kill yourself with drug addiction and if you don't finish school. Then you will breed with one of these people perpetuating the stereotypical cycle, adding to the detriment of our planet and society. Do you want to be responsible for the end of mankind? Better yet, fuck humans. Do you want to kill all the babies and kittens and dolphins and whales and trees in this world? All of it is on your shoulders, so pontificate carefully on your future actions.

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YOU ARE GREAT!!! You are the next greatest filmmaker. If I don't see your vision in the next ten years, I will easily track you down and pull a Tyler Durden style wake up call. This could get uncomfortable for both of us. Don't make me miss out on your vision. I have faith that it will blow me away. Don't deprive the world. All you need is persistance and willpower. Everything else will fall into place.

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This is why reddit exists friends. Use it to help one another. Especially in this circumstance in which op has noone else, like a lot of people in this world, and strangers (especially in the North) aren't of courteous reputation.

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Look at it this way; make the move this time or she probably will never see you again.

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Hands off for a couple more years and then it won't matter.

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MODS, DESTROY HIS ACCOUNT!!!

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I think you win. Check out mine just to make yourself feel better, or worse. Pity party! My attempt at poorly timed and misplaced humor.

My sincerest apologies but I have been in similar situations. No, they never did it, and for that I am thankful, but they came real close. It is because you are a strong person and they are in a weak time. You can't help them nearly as much as they have to help themselves.

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I blew it with my 5 year girlfriend, probably the first and only girl I will love with such conviction. I did this when I let her leave me, then marrying the next girl I dated, who I thought I loved more than the ex. Well two years in with my current spouse (2 already?! Simulataneously it feels like a lifetime) and I am still dreaming and missing my ex almost every day. My spouse doesn't know this, only that I want out of our marriage. She still thinks she can fix it. My darkest secret, sacrificed to you, reddit, but only because of anonymity. Enjoy.

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I, too, have it on mediocre authority that yelling "Back that ass up" results in said action with buxom females.

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I enjoy your brain, sir or madam.

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Don't change your attitude. Reproduction is what's wrong with this planet. Adopt and raise a kid with your best friend instead. You will be much happier.

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lol. cute.

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On top of the fact that her relationship with Spike was purely sexual, driven for the need to be dominated (thus rape fantasy), stemming from her overall strong persona, which are the only personas capable of these types of relationships with recognition for what they truly are. Even with Angel, she constantly told him to stop helping her unless she asked.

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So fucking funny and awesome!

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Maybe I am just too lax for today's society, and my spouse would probably flip shit but if the role was reversed, I would say "Fucking right" and laugh. Or "Not that I would given the chance" in a playful tone. Even if I was his spouse, it wouldn't get to me. But then again, I am a little odd, and don't give in to bait for arguments.

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Find a friend who has hobbies. Start hobbying with said friend. Once inertia begins, find own hobbies.

I suffer the same thing. My schedule is too full for myself always. I am a musician that rarely practices (except for Wednesdays and Sundays with the praise band at church to which we perform Sunday brunch time), a painter who rarely paints (unless the mood hits just right), a disc golfer who rarely plays (winter and rain is preventative, heat sucks, playing by yourself isn't nearly as fun, though when I am off and the weather is nice I do go out and play).

I used to work out, but now that I have a full time and part time job without a steady schedule (and it's overnight) so that is no longer happening. I will hopefully start grad school in Fall on top of this.

Take advantage of the time you have. Never be too tired (abuse the shit out of caffeine) or you will be miserable. I know, because I am there.

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Nothing against Eminem, but there really needs to be some personal awareness of other people's space; physically, emotionally, musically, timely, etc. If you HAVE to blare music, do it in the daytime for ONE or TWO songs. I went to college and know that some days, you just have to. Also, we had concrete walls.

I am glad he helped them clean. It was his mistake. As a waiter, I do what you did all the time, even in cafeterias at school I would carry several things at once. People should stare at this gift and learn, not ignore it and make them drop things.

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It was funny, I promise.

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Son, when you get older you realize we all do. Check out Katt Williams' stance on baby's momma's

Exerpt;

"We all got one. Don't lie. We all know how fucking crazy that bitch was. Shit, we knew it while we was fucking her.

'Sexual sounds and motions'
-Yeah baby that's hot -"You like that?" -Yeah, that's good -"Mmm" -Yeah -"Banana cream pie" -What the hell?

But fellas, we have to remember, we was the ones dumb enough to fuck 'em."

End scene.

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Why? It was probably true.

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Brava. He deserved it.

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Morons.

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Universal Prostitute Service, duh. It was so obvious that because of the size of the service and the following pause during the climactic pinnacle, the author was conveying the direct correlation between said service and thereby grandiose problem with employees/bosses in the denoument.

It's a joke, laugh.

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It has almost ruined NPR for me because I will here the hourly updates and say "Shit. I already know about this story in more detail than they will go into, from which I read on Reddit two days ago. Sonofabitch!"

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TROPHY CASE

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