Am I paranoid or am I justified in being suspicious of things like this?

DmbQstn · 2012-05-24T01:05:48.118426+00:00

The fact that you haven't replied to ANY comment here indicates you really don't give a fuck anyway.

Canon_Goes_Boom · 2012-05-23T20:38:46.926657+00:00

You mean everywhere?? If so nope, there's value in being able to spout off on something anonymously so that if someone doesn't like your comment they can't easily stalk and potentially slay you.

Kirjath · 2012-05-23T20:02:35.235021+00:00

Human beings having sexual relations with tentacled aliens from that earth-like planet in the Gliesse system.

KiwiSoldier · 2012-05-23T19:48:08.042414+00:00

4 GB is a decent amount of memory to have for Windows, but you wouldn't gain too much with 8 GB unless you upgrade to a 64-bit version of the OS.

dubyaohohdee · 2012-05-23T19:40:57.841916+00:00

C'mon guys, can't we all just sit down and enjoy some fresh live gagh??

magnoliafly · 2012-05-23T12:37:18.928818-07:00

This really bugs me...

dubyaohohdee · 2012-05-23T19:16:57.291773+00:00

Write down their passwords.

TheWringer · 2012-05-23T19:13:48.365240+00:00

Right, that's true, colonoscopy is sanctioned by doctors whereas trepanation is wacky... Maybe prayer, then? Today many people have faith in various gods or deities and reverently pray to them for guidance or assistance, maybe in the far future we'll have peeled more layers of the onion of our existence to find out what lurks at the core, like we might finally find the Higgs boson, find a theory that unifies all the various forces, and achieve a practical means with which to travel to other dimensions or something. In short being able to unravel our existence such that we discover whether or not the stuff responsible for it is god-like, or if it's just a happy confluence of events leading to the lives we enjoy and dread.

tardigrade23 · 2012-05-23T19:09:00.014774+00:00

Best:

Provides constructive criticism.
Gives credit where credit is due.
Tolerant of you coming in a few minutes late.
Respectful of your belongings and personal space.
Cares about your success for the greater goal of the team's success.

Worst:

Racist.
Plays favorites.
Puts his head on your shoulder or other unwelcome touches.
Blames underlings for problems, whether or not it's actually their fault.
Takes credit for the team's success, even if you did most if not all the work.

slevadon · 2012-05-23T19:05:13.407896+00:00

You've shat on her with Nicolas Cage pics, and now you want to win back her approval with more? Good luck with that.

girlwtheshavedhead · 2012-05-23T18:59:38.931676+00:00

What about getting a tattoo over most of your scalp, so that if and when you shave again it'll be prominently displayed?

TheWringer · 2012-05-23T18:54:55.077783+00:00

Colonoscopy (pumping someone's intestinal tract full of air to expand it, then snaking a flexible tube up one's ass with fiber optics and a little nipper on the end to seek out and snip polyps). I'm hoping in the far future we'll just swallow a capsule that will run thorough diagnostics and deploy nanites to destroy any tumors or other abnormalities.

vitaminz1990 · 2012-05-23T18:50:37.461301+00:00

That the computer on my desk today has the computational power of numerous room-sized computers from the 70s.

SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE · 2012-05-23T18:39:09.554462+00:00

I only successfully troll stupid people.

FTFY.

PyloUK · 2012-05-23T18:08:36.905909+00:00

Backtrace it and call the Cyber Police?

toonface · 2012-05-23T10:58:45.871938-07:00

Scotch tape on the bottom of their mouse.

Gwyendollen · 2012-05-23T17:58:02.020399+00:00

This. Look up the router documentation on the manufacturer's site, and find out how to enable MAC address filtering (each network card has a unique alphanumeric ID; if you put this in the router's filter, you can block it from communicating on the network). Either that or you could turn on QoS and just make it so that her computer accesses the internet at speeds equivalent to a 2400 baud modem of old.

GOGOYEAH · 2012-05-23T17:51:54.710615+00:00

You can't change someone's mind for them, but you can try to point out the contradictions of their belief system and hope they'll come around.

erics1124 · 2012-05-23T17:49:40.165284+00:00

This is applicable to either extreme of belief or disbelief.

Meixpr · 2012-05-23T17:45:17.032126+00:00

If she's very dehydrated you could try giving her something like Pedialyte in case her electrolytes are out of whack, but if she doesn't drink she might eventually need some IV fluids. Appetite is a good sign.

VixenPie · 2012-05-23T17:43:25.988227+00:00

I'm a girl, so it makes it all fine.

Nice try, man pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl being just one of many rationalizations for living with mom and dad at 38.

Meixpr · 2012-05-23T17:41:50.394842+00:00

Hopefully the shot will turn things around, but seems pretty clear the female has a more fully involved infestation than the male.

cmglassmire · 2012-05-23T17:40:36.048019+00:00

Wow, 20 minuets, no strings attached?

copperdune · 2012-05-23T17:39:32.319507+00:00

Post revealing photos of her body publicly, that'll ruin the creep's illusion that she "belongs" solely to him.

Energised · 2012-05-23T17:26:58.478327+00:00

I'm having a hard time getting interested in Jesse as a character, his motivations as well as his mannerisms are unappealing and muddled in a nebula of angst.

That being said, even the greatest novels had to start somewhere, so don't give up. If you're planning on a career in writing to make money, you'd do well to get with writers' groups and do some knowledge sharing, but if you're just wanting to do this on the side as a hobby, you might continue to refine your technique and try to get your message across, whatever that may be.

Good luck.

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