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Am I paranoid or am I justified in being suspicious of things like this? by DmbQstnin WTF

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

The fact that you haven't replied to ANY comment here indicates you really don't give a fuck anyway.

Should anonymous comments be banned? After really thinking about it I'm tempted to say yes. by Canon_Goes_Boomin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

You mean everywhere?? If so nope, there's value in being able to spout off on something anonymously so that if someone doesn't like your comment they can't easily stalk and potentially slay you.

Right now, 'enlightened' people think those opposing gay marriage are 'bigoted'. What will we, the 'enlightened' ones, in 50 years, be seemingly 'bigoted' about? by Kirjathin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

Human beings having sexual relations with tentacled aliens from that earth-like planet in the Gliesse system.

Would an upgrade in ram be significant? by KiwiSoldierin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

4 GB is a decent amount of memory to have for Windows, but you wouldn't gain too much with 8 GB unless you upgrade to a 64-bit version of the OS.

What can we do to prevent novelty accounts from "expiring"? by dubyaohohdeein AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

C'mon guys, can't we all just sit down and enjoy some fresh live gagh??

Something had a bad day.... by magnoliaflyin WTF

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

This really bugs me...

What can we do to prevent novelty accounts from "expiring"? by dubyaohohdeein AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

Write down their passwords.

In the middle ages, people with mental disorders had holes drilled in their heads to "release the evil spirits". What do we do now that will be looked back on as barbaric in several hundred years? by TheWringerin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent -3 points-2 points ago

Right, that's true, colonoscopy is sanctioned by doctors whereas trepanation is wacky... Maybe prayer, then? Today many people have faith in various gods or deities and reverently pray to them for guidance or assistance, maybe in the far future we'll have peeled more layers of the onion of our existence to find out what lurks at the core, like we might finally find the Higgs boson, find a theory that unifies all the various forces, and achieve a practical means with which to travel to other dimensions or something. In short being able to unravel our existence such that we discover whether or not the stuff responsible for it is god-like, or if it's just a happy confluence of events leading to the lives we enjoy and dread.

What are the best and worst qualities you've seen in a boss? by tardigrade23in AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

Best:

  • Provides constructive criticism.
  • Gives credit where credit is due.
  • Tolerant of you coming in a few minutes late.
  • Respectful of your belongings and personal space.
  • Cares about your success for the greater goal of the team's success.

Worst:

  • Racist.
  • Plays favorites.
  • Puts his head on your shoulder or other unwelcome touches.
  • Blames underlings for problems, whether or not it's actually their fault.
  • Takes credit for the team's success, even if you did most if not all the work.

I sent one too many pictures of Nicolas Cage to my coworker — Now she says I'm mean and weird. What should I do? by slevadonin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

You've shat on her with Nicolas Cage pics, and now you want to win back her approval with more? Good luck with that.

Female here who shaved her head. I want to try out some fun hairstyles while it's growing back. Any suggestions, Reddit? by girlwtheshavedheadin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent -2 points-1 points ago

What about getting a tattoo over most of your scalp, so that if and when you shave again it'll be prominently displayed?

In the middle ages, people with mental disorders had holes drilled in their heads to "release the evil spirits". What do we do now that will be looked back on as barbaric in several hundred years? by TheWringerin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 25 points26 points ago

Colonoscopy (pumping someone's intestinal tract full of air to expand it, then snaking a flexible tube up one's ass with fiber optics and a little nipper on the end to seek out and snip polyps). I'm hoping in the far future we'll just swallow a capsule that will run thorough diagnostics and deploy nanites to destroy any tumors or other abnormalities.

I'm currently writing this from a high speed train w/ Wi-Fi in the Swiss Alps. Reddit, what are some technological innovations that just blow your mind? by vitaminz1990in AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

That the computer on my desk today has the computational power of numerous room-sized computers from the 70s.

Guys, this has got to stop... by SHITBEARDTHEPIRATEin atheism

[–]DarthContinent -2 points-1 points ago

I only successfully troll stupid people.

FTFY.

What are some harmless and fun ways to haze an incoming office/cubicle mate? by toonfacein AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

Scotch tape on the bottom of their mouse.

My Roommate is protesting bills and won't pay. Any interesting roommate situations, and how were they resolved? by Gwyendollenin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 3 points4 points ago

This. Look up the router documentation on the manufacturer's site, and find out how to enable MAC address filtering (each network card has a unique alphanumeric ID; if you put this in the router's filter, you can block it from communicating on the network). Either that or you could turn on QoS and just make it so that her computer accesses the internet at speeds equivalent to a 2400 baud modem of old.

My girlfriends a christian, is it wrong to try and show her athiesm? by GOGOYEAHin atheism

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

You can't change someone's mind for them, but you can try to point out the contradictions of their belief system and hope they'll come around.

I read this in my philosophy book, and it made me think of r/atheism. "Willed Ignorance" by erics1124in atheism

[–]DarthContinent 3 points4 points ago

This is applicable to either extreme of belief or disbelief.

How can I facilitate a deworming process for my kittens? I'm at my limit, someone just help me. by Meixprin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

If she's very dehydrated you could try giving her something like Pedialyte in case her electrolytes are out of whack, but if she doesn't drink she might eventually need some IV fluids. Appetite is a good sign.

All sims players! There's a cheat that unpixelates naked sims? by VixenPiein AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

I'm a girl, so it makes it all fine.

Nice try, man pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl being just one of many rationalizations for living with mom and dad at 38.

How can I facilitate a deworming process for my kittens? I'm at my limit, someone just help me. by Meixprin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully the shot will turn things around, but seems pretty clear the female has a more fully involved infestation than the male.

My girlfriend has a creepy ass stalker. What would reddit do? by copperdunein AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 3 points4 points ago

Post revealing photos of her body publicly, that'll ruin the creep's illusion that she "belongs" solely to him.

I'm writing a novel, but am not sure if it'll be interesting enough. What do you think? by Energisedin AskReddit

[–]DarthContinent 3 points4 points ago

I'm having a hard time getting interested in Jesse as a character, his motivations as well as his mannerisms are unappealing and muddled in a nebula of angst.

That being said, even the greatest novels had to start somewhere, so don't give up. If you're planning on a career in writing to make money, you'd do well to get with writers' groups and do some knowledge sharing, but if you're just wanting to do this on the side as a hobby, you might continue to refine your technique and try to get your message across, whatever that may be.

Good luck.

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